why would you take girlfriend/boyfriend

[Flawful]

<div class="bbWrapper"><blockquote class="bbCodeBlock bbCodeBlock--expandable bbCodeBlock--quote"> <div class="bbCodeBlock-title"> <a href="/goto/post?id=2650825" class="bbCodeBlock-sourceJump" data-xf-click="attribution" data-content-selector="#post-2650825">Sherlock said:</a> </div> <div class="bbCodeBlock-content"> <div class="bbCodeBlock-expandContent"> I did not say it triples everything,it triples anything.<br /> <br /> Friends?I did not tell any of my friends and you know that,the word I used was &quot;Referred&quot;,I just did that in an argument about racism at school,what I said was &quot;I know a certain girl,she is from the US,she is an African American,I didn`t even suspect she was till the moment she told me&quot;,it was on differences,but of course,a low educated peasant like you would have no interest in social studies would he?<br /> <br /> See,quiting,and acting like nothing is happening,would make me like Theos wouldn`t it?<br /> The Acne,is a sign of growing,which I think you never actually did grow up.<br /> <br /> You used to be fun you know.I can even tell you why you are acting like this,but that would be too much,even for a guy with low-level ethics like me. </div> <div class="bbCodeBlock-expandLink"><a>Click to expand...</a></div> </div> </blockquote>Sorry, my bad, you don't have any friends. And it's this low educated peasant that taught you how to ****ing speak english, isn't he, faggot ? Argument #1 - Invalid. <br /> <br /> Don't talk about growing up, you ****ing hobbit. Argument #2 - Invalid. <br /> <br /> <br /> By all means, give it a shot, though I don't see how anything that comes out of your sausage fingers will be unable to be reflected onto yourself. Because the only way to be unique for you is being able to blow others while standing on both feet.</div>

 

[gamahiro]

Hobbit....sausage fingers.... :rofl:
OK it's all tied up now. _O-

 

[Sonne]

Sorry, my bad, you don't have any friends. And it's this low educated peasant that taught you how to ****ing speak english, isn't he, faggot ? Argument #1 - Invalid.

Don't talk about growing up, you ****ing hobbit. Argument #2 - Invalid.


By all means, give it a shot, though I don't see how anything that comes out of your sausage fingers will be unable to be reflected onto yourself. Because the only way to be unique for you is being able to blow others while standing on both feet.

Sausage fingers?Is that why you started sucking on my fingers the minute you saw them?Poor guy,do they feed you at collection camp?

 

[Flawful]

<div class="bbWrapper"><blockquote class="bbCodeBlock bbCodeBlock--expandable bbCodeBlock--quote"> <div class="bbCodeBlock-title"> <a href="/goto/post?id=2650847" class="bbCodeBlock-sourceJump" data-xf-click="attribution" data-content-selector="#post-2650847">Sherlock said:</a> </div> <div class="bbCodeBlock-content"> <div class="bbCodeBlock-expandContent"> Sausage fingers?Is that why you started sucking on my fingers the minute you saw them?Poor guy,do they feed you at collection camp? <img src="data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAIAAAAAAAP///yH5BAEAAAAALAAAAAABAAEAAAIBRAA7" class="smilie smilie--sprite smilie--sprite3" alt=":(" title="Frown :(" data-shortname=":(" /> </div> <div class="bbCodeBlock-expandLink"><a>Click to expand...</a></div> </div> </blockquote>I wouldn't touch those shit-stained carrots. <br /> Not after you dug for food in cows' asses with them.</div>

 

[Flawful]

<div class="bbWrapper"><blockquote class="bbCodeBlock bbCodeBlock--expandable bbCodeBlock--quote"> <div class="bbCodeBlock-title"> <a href="/goto/post?id=2650845" class="bbCodeBlock-sourceJump" data-xf-click="attribution" data-content-selector="#post-2650845">gamahiro said:</a> </div> <div class="bbCodeBlock-content"> <div class="bbCodeBlock-expandContent"> Hobbit....sausage fingers.... :rofl:<br /> OK it's all tied up now. _O- </div> <div class="bbCodeBlock-expandLink"><a>Click to expand...</a></div> </div> </blockquote>You're kidding me.</div>

 

[Sonne]

I wouldn't touch those shit-stained carrots.
Not after you dug for food in cows' asses with them.

Not what you said when you were eating it....

 

[Flawful]

<div class="bbWrapper"><blockquote class="bbCodeBlock bbCodeBlock--expandable bbCodeBlock--quote"> <div class="bbCodeBlock-title"> <a href="/goto/post?id=2650864" class="bbCodeBlock-sourceJump" data-xf-click="attribution" data-content-selector="#post-2650864">Sherlock said:</a> </div> <div class="bbCodeBlock-content"> <div class="bbCodeBlock-expandContent"> Not what you said when you were eating it.... </div> <div class="bbCodeBlock-expandLink"><a>Click to expand...</a></div> </div> </blockquote>...eating my popcorn, while watching you suck that cow's ass dry ?</div>

 

[Sonne]

...eating my popcorn, while watching you suck that cow's ass dry ?

Whoever taught you English must suck ass.
When saying "it",you are referring to something you have already written beforehand,in this case,the cow dung.

Go someplace with Mountains,a High School or something in America,since you are used to mountains,also you will have coverage from the skin,so your vagina ain`t sparkling when you are dildoing it,ohh wait...that has already happened....

 

[gamahiro]

You're kidding me.

Nope. You get points for intelligent flames. Descriptive insults without the vulgarity. Two consecutive posts with nothing but vulgarities subtract points. The Future NB Flame Champion should never use more than one per round.

 

[Flawful]

<div class="bbWrapper"><blockquote class="bbCodeBlock bbCodeBlock--expandable bbCodeBlock--quote"> <div class="bbCodeBlock-title"> <a href="/goto/post?id=2650873" class="bbCodeBlock-sourceJump" data-xf-click="attribution" data-content-selector="#post-2650873">Sherlock said:</a> </div> <div class="bbCodeBlock-content"> <div class="bbCodeBlock-expandContent"> Whoever taught you English must suck ass.<br /> When saying &quot;it&quot;,you are referring to something you have already written beforehand,in this case,the cow dung.<br /> <br /> Go someplace with Mountains,a High School or something in America,since you are used to mountains,also you will have coverage from the skin,so your vagina ain`t sparkling when you are dildoing it,ohh wait...that has already happened.... </div> <div class="bbCodeBlock-expandLink"><a>Click to expand...</a></div> </div> </blockquote>In my previous posts I was referring to your brown and stinky fingers, therefore you must have been referring to them as well. But it's ****ing finger<b>s</b>, meaning more than one, and since you said 'it', i took advantage of that, faggot. Your sense of comprehension resembles that of a Theos. Which is why you should follow its path, cry and quit. Here's a tonic for your nerves : <div class="bbCodeSpoiler"> <button type="button" class="bbCodeSpoiler-button button" data-xf-click="toggle" data-xf-init="tooltip" title="Click to reveal or hide spoiler"><span class="button-text"> <span>Spoiler</span> </span></button> <div class="bbCodeSpoiler-content"> <div class="bbCodeBlock bbCodeBlock--spoiler"> <div class="bbCodeBlock-content"><center><object width= "560" height="315"><param name="movie" value="https://www.youtube.com/v/QtTm3XPpnVs"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="https://www.youtube.com/v/QtTm3XPpnVs" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" width="560" height="315" allowscriptaccess="always"></embed></object></center></div> </div> </div> </div><br /> The typical Rush,Fail,Despair. Disappointment. I really thought you have something up your sleeve other than sweat. Here:<br /> <br /> <center><object width= "560" height="315"><param name="movie" value="https://www.youtube.com/v/HyJBnmO8O8o"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="https://www.youtube.com/v/HyJBnmO8O8o" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" width="560" height="315" allowscriptaccess="always"></embed></object></center></div>

 

[Flawful]

<div class="bbWrapper"><blockquote class="bbCodeBlock bbCodeBlock--expandable bbCodeBlock--quote"> <div class="bbCodeBlock-title"> <a href="/goto/post?id=2650877" class="bbCodeBlock-sourceJump" data-xf-click="attribution" data-content-selector="#post-2650877">gamahiro said:</a> </div> <div class="bbCodeBlock-content"> <div class="bbCodeBlock-expandContent"> Nope. You get points for intelligent flames. Descriptive insults without the vulgarity. Two consecutive posts with nothing but vulgarities subtract points. The Future NB Flame Champion should never use more than one per round. </div> <div class="bbCodeBlock-expandLink"><a>Click to expand...</a></div> </div> </blockquote>It's combining creativity with vulgarity that solidify flames in my opinion. <br /> It just doesn't sound as provoking without a 'faggot' or '<b>f</b>ucking'. <br /> And when trying to convince feebles like Greg that something is wrong, it will give the impression of defense, which is exactly what you wouldn't want. So I need to smoothly smuggle a curse word, to keep it going. It's not always by the book.</div>

 

[Sonne]

i took advantage of that

I can make you a list of all the things you took advantage of,top on the list would be your sister after a good night drinking.
Although,you can not be blamed,you were raised to believe incest is not wrong.

 

[Flawful]

<div class="bbWrapper"><blockquote class="bbCodeBlock bbCodeBlock--expandable bbCodeBlock--quote"> <div class="bbCodeBlock-title"> <a href="/goto/post?id=2650894" class="bbCodeBlock-sourceJump" data-xf-click="attribution" data-content-selector="#post-2650894">Sherlock said:</a> </div> <div class="bbCodeBlock-content"> <div class="bbCodeBlock-expandContent"> I can make you a list of all the things you took advantage of,top on the list would be your sister after a good night drinking.<br /> Although,you can not be blamed,you were raised to believe incest is not wrong. </div> <div class="bbCodeBlock-expandLink"><a>Click to expand...</a></div> </div> </blockquote>The second would taking your pic and placing it next to mine, thus making me look like a 21st century John Travolta. What can I say ? I'm an opportunist. <br /> <br /> <div class="bbCodeSpoiler"> <button type="button" class="bbCodeSpoiler-button button" data-xf-click="toggle" data-xf-init="tooltip" title="Click to reveal or hide spoiler"><span class="button-text"> <span>Spoiler</span> </span></button> <div class="bbCodeSpoiler-content"> <div class="bbCodeBlock bbCodeBlock--spoiler"> <div class="bbCodeBlock-content"> <div class="messageHide messageHide--image"> You must be registered for see images </div></div> </div> </div> </div><br /> Yeah, mate. Life's not fair.</div>

 

[gamahiro]

It's combining creativity with vulgarity that solidify flames in my opinion.
It just doesn't sound as good without a 'faggot' or 'fucking'.
And when trying to convince feebles like Greg that something is wrong, it will give the impression of defense, which is exactly what you wouldn't want. So I need to smoothly smuggle a curse word, to keep it going. It's not always by the book.

Begin Flamage lesson:

Curses placed tactfully can sometimes be useful, but overall I find them to be an unintelligent method. The best flames are ones in which the flamed individual doesn't realize he/she has been flamed until other observers point out the said flame. Example (here I flame Greg. He doesn't realize he has been owned until people point it out to him):

These are my 2 first photoshop works,i haven`t worked with Photoshop never before so i want you to be nice,just don`t be too harsh on me

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I am aware that they are kind of big,i just didn`t want to resize them..

This is kinda weird but i get the joke >.<
You are free to use them anyway u want i am not a copyright bastard...

The next best flames are set-ups or tag teams. This is a flame where the set up is done privately, out of the thread. Example (Law is the set up guy. Astral is my victim):

hey btw Why does Astral have a blue username?

All NarutoBase users are run though a criminal background check after registration, and registered *** offenders are tagged with a blue username.

Using method #1 you can simply walk away at that point. You have won. Any attempt at a comeback is futile. Using method #2, depending on how many fans you have, cheering you on, it's possible you might be able to walk away victorious, but you may need to throw in 1 or 2 more.

End of lesson.

 

[Sonne]

The second would be comparing myself to you, thus making me look like a 21st century John Travolta.

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Yeah, mate. Life's not fair.

Hmm,let`s get to the bottom end of it shall we?

Flaw : Gypsy,sell`s carpets for living (sells electrical appliances he finds on the streets for extra cash),instead of getting something to eat with the money,he goes to the cheapest Internet Cafe,buys some time,and logs in on NB,ergo the anorexia,and the 12 inch tool for beating up other gypsies trying to get the electrical appliances he has eyed.

Me : Fat,Ugly,huge problem of Acne,history of plagiarizing art and internet dating.

For the record,I also like Kiwis,they get rid of the taste left by Flaw`s sister`s vag.

 

[John Constantine]

Begin Flamage lesson:

Curses placed tactfully can sometimes be useful, but overall I find them to be an unintelligent method. The best flames are ones in which the flamed individual doesn't realize he/she has been flamed until other observers point out the said flame. Example (here I flame Greg. He doesn't realize he has been owned until people point it out to him):





The next best flames are set-ups or tag teams. This is a flame where the set up is done privately, out of the thread. Example (Law is the set up guy. Astral is my victim):




Using method #1 you can simply walk away at that point. You have won. Any attempt at a comeback is futile. Using method #2, depending on how many fans you have, cheering you on, it's possible you might be able to walk away victorious, but you may need to throw in 1 or 2 more.

End of lesson.

Dude, that's a lesson for very bad flaming. If something, beginners should not follow your guide at all.​

 

[Flawful]

<div class="bbWrapper"><blockquote class="bbCodeBlock bbCodeBlock--expandable bbCodeBlock--quote"> <div class="bbCodeBlock-title"> <a href="/goto/post?id=2650967" class="bbCodeBlock-sourceJump" data-xf-click="attribution" data-content-selector="#post-2650967">Sherlock said:</a> </div> <div class="bbCodeBlock-content"> <div class="bbCodeBlock-expandContent"> Hmm,let`s get to the bottom end of it shall we?<br /> <br /> Flaw : Gypsy,sell`s carpets for living (sells electrical appliances he finds on the streets for extra cash),instead of getting something to eat with the money,he goes to the cheapest Internet Cafe,buys some time,and logs in on NB,ergo the anorexia,and the 12 inch tool for beating up other gypsies trying to get the electrical appliances he has eyed.<br /> <br /> Me : Fag,Ugly,huge problem of Acne,history of plagiarizing art and internet dating.<br /> <br /> For the record,I also like Kiwis,they get rid of the taste left by Flaw`s sister`s vag. </div> <div class="bbCodeBlock-expandLink"><a>Click to expand...</a></div> </div> </blockquote>Edits : <br /> <br /> Greg: No lifer, poor, fag, ugly, zit volcano, has it off by plagiarizing art and cybering dudes, earns money by blowing gypsies. <br /> <br /> Flaw: Handsome gypsy, Earns money by stealing from fags<br /> <br /> For the record : I don't have a sister, I have a step-sister, and she is four. But with that munch, she's most likely the only piece of ass you'll ever put your hands on. <br /> <br /> Bottom line : Faggot.</div>

 

[Akisha]

we donot have such thing that some one haveing girlfriend or boyfriend but i always wondered why having girlfriend or boyfriend if u love her/him why don't get married or u just cann't take the responsibility for ur actions.

and what will happen if ur gf got pregnant will u be the father O.O

You will find that out when you grow up...xd

 

[gamahiro]

Dude, that's a lesson for very bad flaming. If something, beginners should not follow your guide at all.​

Explain

 

[Nexus]

Hmm,let`s get to the bottom end of it shall we?

Flaw : Gypsy,sell`s carpets for living (sells electrical appliances he finds on the streets for extra cash),instead of getting something to eat with the money,he goes to the cheapest Internet Cafe,buys some time,and logs in on NB,ergo the anorexia,and the 12 inch tool for beating up other gypsies trying to get the electrical appliances he has eyed.

Me : Fat,Ugly,huge problem of Acne,history of plagiarizing art and internet dating.

For the record,I also like Kiwis,they get rid of the taste left by Flaw`s sister`s vag.

For the record, you can't call him anorexic, not because of any rules, but because it simply isn't true, and you fail yourself by stating it

Anyhow, I posted because of the Kiwi part.. I hope you aren't referring to a certain user name here on NB