Akiza
The Black Steel Rose
Awards
~The second of the Random Fanfiction Chronicles Collection~
(My Rough Draft for my In-Class Final Exam was the first xd)
Author’s Note: This was an idea I had before I went to bed, and I couldn’t fall asleep w/o writing it down because it was so funny, so I worked on it from 12:50-1:43 A.M. O_O So enjoy. Lol.
-PRE-SHOW-
*Akiza is dressed in a Drew Brees jersey with casual clothes underneath, ~Hasashi~ is painted green and white with pants on like the usual diehard Jets fan, Rag, like Akiza, has a Michael Vick jersey on with nice, but casual clothes underneath, and Kaos is in a black and yellow bee costume with the usual coal miner’s hard hat on his head like an unusual Steelers fan.*
Kaos: Why am I dressed like this again?
-~Hasashi~ and Rag laugh silently-
Akiza: You lost the bet we had when the Saints won against the Steelers, remember? This is how you pay up.
Kaos: Gah. I’ll get you for this, Kiza…
Akiza: How? You gonna sting me to death, bee boy? Ooh, I’m so scared.
Kaos: Grrr… at least you were somewhat merciful letting me wear my Steelers’ hard hat. I wouldn’t have gone all out like Hashy here, no, but meh. Steelers all the way.
~Hasashi~: Hey, get with or die by the program the football gods have put together for my team. Even with the loss to Chicago, we’re still in the playoffs, baby! Hooah! J-E-T-S!
Rag: Your team barely made it in, Hasashi. Not like my Eagles. It’s just those Giants I’m a tad worried about. Ah well. Like Akiza, I don’t see the playoffs in Eli’s future.
Akiza, ~Hasashi~, & Kaos: Mhmm.
Akiza: Heh, well our win against Atlanta sure was impressive. And with that, we’re in. Now if only they could lose to Carolina, that would be a miracle.
~Hasashi~: Don’t see it happening, honestly. And I’ll admit it, I was pulling for Atlanta. *Now I owe Roku $30 for that bet we had on that game…augh.*
Random intern: 5 minutes till showtime, people.
Kaos: Gotcha.
*We all get up and head for the studio*
-SHOWTIME-
Welcome to NB SportsCenter…today’s topic: the NFL with commentators Akiza, Hasashi, Rag, and Kaos!
-The cameramen laugh at Kaos for how he looks-
Kaos: What?
-Cameramen stop laughing-
Akiza: He lost a bet, people. We all do sometimes. *giggles*
Kaos: Grr…and with that, welcome to NB SportsCenter, everybody. Today we’re talking NFL, more importantly, the playoffs.
Ditka: Playoffs?
Strahan: Playoffs?!
Dungy: Playoffs?!?
Rag: *Who let them in here…Security!* Yes, the playoffs, and probably more about which of our 4 teams is the best.
~Hasashi~: Jets!
Kaos: Steelers!
Akiza: Saints!
Rag: Will you shut it, all of you. *Eagles!* Anyways, back to our show…
-The show starts out normally, with each commentator talking about a certain division, specifically, the one they’re specialized in; Akiza, the NFC South, Rag, the NFC East, Kaos, the AFC North, and ~Hasashi~, the AFC East. It went quite well until someone *~Hasashi~* lets loose about how pwnsome their team is, and how they’re gonna win the Super Bowl. Most of the show is filled up with this interesting debating, while less than 25% of the show covers what was in the script.-
*After much debating, the show ends like it’s supposed to.*
Akiza: And that’s it for NB SportsCenter: NFL Playoffs Edition. I’m Akiza, signing off for our team. Have a nice day everyone. ^_^ Now what was that you said about Black & Yellow being better than Black & Gold, Bee Boy?
Kaos: You heard me…
Rag: And your Green & White being better than Philly’s, Hashy boy?
~Hasashi~: Jets pwn Eagles. ‘Nuff said.
*The commentators start brawling again and the show goes off the air.*
This has been NB SportsCenter: NFL Playoffs Edition, a production of NBSPN, incorporated.
-POST-SHOW-
*Akiza and Rag have the easiest ways of getting out of their clothes, followed by ~Hasashi~, who had to take a very long shower to get all the paint off of him. As for Kaos…*
-Kaos grunts heavily, trying to pull the zipper down so he can get out of the bee costume, but the zipper is stuck, and with one final pull, Kaos..-
*Clink! The zipper falls off into a drain pipe in the floor*
-…breaks the zipper, and is stuck in the bee costume for weeks on end, to be humiliated by anyone who sees him.-
Kaos: Grrr… AKIZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!! *Why’d I make that bet anyway?
Gah!*
(My Rough Draft for my In-Class Final Exam was the first xd)
Author’s Note: This was an idea I had before I went to bed, and I couldn’t fall asleep w/o writing it down because it was so funny, so I worked on it from 12:50-1:43 A.M. O_O So enjoy. Lol.
-PRE-SHOW-
*Akiza is dressed in a Drew Brees jersey with casual clothes underneath, ~Hasashi~ is painted green and white with pants on like the usual diehard Jets fan, Rag, like Akiza, has a Michael Vick jersey on with nice, but casual clothes underneath, and Kaos is in a black and yellow bee costume with the usual coal miner’s hard hat on his head like an unusual Steelers fan.*
Kaos: Why am I dressed like this again?
-~Hasashi~ and Rag laugh silently-
Akiza: You lost the bet we had when the Saints won against the Steelers, remember? This is how you pay up.
Kaos: Gah. I’ll get you for this, Kiza…
Akiza: How? You gonna sting me to death, bee boy? Ooh, I’m so scared.
Kaos: Grrr… at least you were somewhat merciful letting me wear my Steelers’ hard hat. I wouldn’t have gone all out like Hashy here, no, but meh. Steelers all the way.
~Hasashi~: Hey, get with or die by the program the football gods have put together for my team. Even with the loss to Chicago, we’re still in the playoffs, baby! Hooah! J-E-T-S!
Rag: Your team barely made it in, Hasashi. Not like my Eagles. It’s just those Giants I’m a tad worried about. Ah well. Like Akiza, I don’t see the playoffs in Eli’s future.
Akiza, ~Hasashi~, & Kaos: Mhmm.
Akiza: Heh, well our win against Atlanta sure was impressive. And with that, we’re in. Now if only they could lose to Carolina, that would be a miracle.
~Hasashi~: Don’t see it happening, honestly. And I’ll admit it, I was pulling for Atlanta. *Now I owe Roku $30 for that bet we had on that game…augh.*
Random intern: 5 minutes till showtime, people.
Kaos: Gotcha.
*We all get up and head for the studio*
-SHOWTIME-
Welcome to NB SportsCenter…today’s topic: the NFL with commentators Akiza, Hasashi, Rag, and Kaos!
-The cameramen laugh at Kaos for how he looks-
Kaos: What?
-Cameramen stop laughing-
Akiza: He lost a bet, people. We all do sometimes. *giggles*
Kaos: Grr…and with that, welcome to NB SportsCenter, everybody. Today we’re talking NFL, more importantly, the playoffs.
Ditka: Playoffs?
Strahan: Playoffs?!
Dungy: Playoffs?!?
Rag: *Who let them in here…Security!* Yes, the playoffs, and probably more about which of our 4 teams is the best.
~Hasashi~: Jets!
Kaos: Steelers!
Akiza: Saints!
Rag: Will you shut it, all of you. *Eagles!* Anyways, back to our show…
-The show starts out normally, with each commentator talking about a certain division, specifically, the one they’re specialized in; Akiza, the NFC South, Rag, the NFC East, Kaos, the AFC North, and ~Hasashi~, the AFC East. It went quite well until someone *~Hasashi~* lets loose about how pwnsome their team is, and how they’re gonna win the Super Bowl. Most of the show is filled up with this interesting debating, while less than 25% of the show covers what was in the script.-
*After much debating, the show ends like it’s supposed to.*
Akiza: And that’s it for NB SportsCenter: NFL Playoffs Edition. I’m Akiza, signing off for our team. Have a nice day everyone. ^_^ Now what was that you said about Black & Yellow being better than Black & Gold, Bee Boy?
Kaos: You heard me…
Rag: And your Green & White being better than Philly’s, Hashy boy?
~Hasashi~: Jets pwn Eagles. ‘Nuff said.
*The commentators start brawling again and the show goes off the air.*
This has been NB SportsCenter: NFL Playoffs Edition, a production of NBSPN, incorporated.
-POST-SHOW-
*Akiza and Rag have the easiest ways of getting out of their clothes, followed by ~Hasashi~, who had to take a very long shower to get all the paint off of him. As for Kaos…*
-Kaos grunts heavily, trying to pull the zipper down so he can get out of the bee costume, but the zipper is stuck, and with one final pull, Kaos..-
*Clink! The zipper falls off into a drain pipe in the floor*
-…breaks the zipper, and is stuck in the bee costume for weeks on end, to be humiliated by anyone who sees him.-
Kaos: Grrr… AKIZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!! *Why’d I make that bet anyway?
Gah!*-End.-
