I don't shat for days!!!

[John Constantine]

I feel like my body is working 100% efficiently. My body is absorbing every single nutrient and not wasting a single thing.
In b4 potential bleeding anus​

 

[Hinato]

What did you take that your body ia a 100%?

 

[John Constantine]

What did you take that your body ia a 100%?

Can you re-phrase that? Unknown language is not my first language.​

 

[Hinato]

How should i re-phrase it?

 

[gamahiro]

I have 2 words..... Fecal Impaction!

 

[John Constantine]

I have 2 words..... Fecal Impaction!

I wonder if a self-inflicted falcon punch would do the job in aborting the turd.​

 

[MentalJerk]

I pity your anus.

 

[John Constantine]

I pity your anus.

I was telling ~Doctor~ on msn that i was releasing lethal ape farts, i can only imagine the smell of the thing that is rotting inside my intestines.​

 

[YowYan]

ROFL.. makes me think back when I went on a beach camp on a carribean island for 4 days with some smokin' hot chicks.. I kept it inside for 4 days xD

 

[Uchiha Riyo]

good for you...........or not

 

[gamahiro]

good for you...........or not

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[King Kazma]

I feel like my body is working 100% efficiently. My body is absorbing every single nutrient and not wasting a single thing.
In b4 potential bleeding anus​

:| go see a doctor or something...

 

[Crutch Kaguya]

Laxatives.

 

[~Hasashi~]

Constipation lack of doodiation, sittin on the seat, listen to the beat, "Ugh, Ugh. Ugh, Ugh"

 

[Hellsbadass]

o.o when it comes out it's goin to hurt like hell

 

[King Kazma]

o.o when it comes out it's goin to hurt like hell

xd lmao!

just eat some bananas and lots of prunes..

 

[gamahiro]

He's going to give **** birth to a baby bowel obstruction

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[John Constantine]

I may have to bleach my *sshole in the future. ​

 

[MentalJerk]

I was telling ~Doctor~ on msn that i was releasing lethal ape farts, i can only imagine the smell of the thing that is rotting inside my intestines.​

Oh no...

o.o when it comes out it's goin to hurt like hell

Ask an expert.

I may have to bleach my *sshole in the future. ​

And your intestines as well.

 

[Sonne]

:| go see a doctor or something...

He already did.