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<div class="bbWrapper">Dear mortals,<br /> <br /> *claps hands and fills the plates with fish and the goblets with wine.*<br /> <br /> Sit, eat, drink and dance. <br /> *rolls a joint*<br /> <br /> <center><object width= "560" height="315"><param name="movie" value="https://www.youtube.com/v/IBxfGdRZvaI"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="https://www.youtube.com/v/IBxfGdRZvaI" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" width="560" height="315" allowscriptaccess="always"></embed></object></center><br /> <br /> <span style="font-size: 9px">Muslims gtfo</span></div>
 

Jesus Christ

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<div class="bbWrapper"><blockquote class="bbCodeBlock bbCodeBlock--expandable bbCodeBlock--quote"> <div class="bbCodeBlock-title"> <a href="/goto/post?id=2601432" class="bbCodeBlock-sourceJump" data-xf-click="attribution" data-content-selector="#post-2601432">~TheDoctor~ said:</a> </div> <div class="bbCodeBlock-content"> <div class="bbCodeBlock-expandContent"> Jesus Christ. :| </div> <div class="bbCodeBlock-expandLink"><a>Click to expand...</a></div> </div> </blockquote>Are you a muslim ?</div>
 

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What a lame super power! I always wondered why god gave such a weak super-power to Jesus.
For f*ck sake! At least give the man some gamma ray mutation or a web coming out of his as*hole and don't get me started on the costume... No spandex? Really??
 

Jesus Christ

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<div class="bbWrapper"><blockquote class="bbCodeBlock bbCodeBlock--expandable bbCodeBlock--quote"> <div class="bbCodeBlock-title"> <a href="/goto/post?id=2601435" class="bbCodeBlock-sourceJump" data-xf-click="attribution" data-content-selector="#post-2601435">Captain Spaulding said:</a> </div> <div class="bbCodeBlock-content"> <div class="bbCodeBlock-expandContent"> <i><div style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Courier New'">What a lame super power! I always wondered why god gave such a weak super-power to Jesus. <br /> For f*ck sake! At least give the man some gamma ray mutation or a web coming out of his as*hole and don't get me started on the costume... No spandex? Really??</span>&#8203;</div></i> </div> <div class="bbCodeBlock-expandLink"><a>Click to expand...</a></div> </div> </blockquote>Your opinion is noted, enjoy your trip to hell.</div>
 

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<div class="bbWrapper"><blockquote class="bbCodeBlock bbCodeBlock--expandable bbCodeBlock--quote"> <div class="bbCodeBlock-title"> <a href="/goto/post?id=2601436" class="bbCodeBlock-sourceJump" data-xf-click="attribution" data-content-selector="#post-2601436">Since yesterday said:</a> </div> <div class="bbCodeBlock-content"> <div class="bbCodeBlock-expandContent"> Ohh <b>lawd</b>, this one is signature worthy :T_T: _O- :rofl: </div> <div class="bbCodeBlock-expandLink"><a>Click to expand...</a></div> </div> </blockquote>Kissing your own ass using your alts is a sin, Spaudling.</div>
 

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<div class="bbWrapper"><blockquote class="bbCodeBlock bbCodeBlock--expandable bbCodeBlock--quote"> <div class="bbCodeBlock-title"> <a href="/goto/post?id=2601447" class="bbCodeBlock-sourceJump" data-xf-click="attribution" data-content-selector="#post-2601447">Captain Spaulding said:</a> </div> <div class="bbCodeBlock-content"> <div class="bbCodeBlock-expandContent"> <i><div style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Courier New'">Except that's King Dante who's kissing my ass. <br /> I don't use smiles, you should know me better.</span>&#8203;</div></i> </div> <div class="bbCodeBlock-expandLink"><a>Click to expand...</a></div> </div> </blockquote>Spaudling = King Dante = Faithless Cretins<br /> Hell's awaiting.</div>
 

Jesus Christ

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<div class="bbWrapper"><blockquote class="bbCodeBlock bbCodeBlock--expandable bbCodeBlock--quote"> <div class="bbCodeBlock-title"> <a href="/goto/post?id=2601456" class="bbCodeBlock-sourceJump" data-xf-click="attribution" data-content-selector="#post-2601456">Captain Spaulding said:</a> </div> <div class="bbCodeBlock-content"> <div class="bbCodeBlock-expandContent"> <i><div style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Courier New'">As you wish! Bored of trolling with your original account?</span>&#8203;</div></i> </div> <div class="bbCodeBlock-expandLink"><a>Click to expand...</a></div> </div> </blockquote>*finishes my prayer*<br /> At least I use my alts for a better cause rather than staining my nose brown in my own anus.</div>
 

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<div class="bbWrapper"><blockquote class="bbCodeBlock bbCodeBlock--expandable bbCodeBlock--quote"> <div class="bbCodeBlock-title"> <a href="/goto/post?id=2601463" class="bbCodeBlock-sourceJump" data-xf-click="attribution" data-content-selector="#post-2601463">Captain Spaulding said:</a> </div> <div class="bbCodeBlock-content"> <div class="bbCodeBlock-expandContent"> <i><div style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Courier New'">I would have to be very flexible to do that</span>&#8203;</div></i> </div> <div class="bbCodeBlock-expandLink"><a>Click to expand...</a></div> </div> </blockquote>Not on the internet.</div>
 

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<div class="bbWrapper"><blockquote class="bbCodeBlock bbCodeBlock--expandable bbCodeBlock--quote"> <div class="bbCodeBlock-title"> <a href="/goto/post?id=2601462" class="bbCodeBlock-sourceJump" data-xf-click="attribution" data-content-selector="#post-2601462">~TheDoctor~ said:</a> </div> <div class="bbCodeBlock-content"> <div class="bbCodeBlock-expandContent"> Sir Florin of Romania,I salute you sir.<br /> <br /> The main hint,was your avatar,no-one else makes that kind of avatars in the base.<br /> Also,you have told me many times about King Dante,and Spaulding.<br /> <br /> Well played,well played... </div> <div class="bbCodeBlock-expandLink"><a>Click to expand...</a></div> </div> </blockquote>Purgatory for you, I'll be merciful.</div>
 

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Jesus Christ is gay.

I mean look at the facts walked around the place with 12 sailors and they all had a private "supper" party.....Uhhu you know it I know it but you know your God's son so he lets it slide.
 

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<div class="bbWrapper"><blockquote class="bbCodeBlock bbCodeBlock--expandable bbCodeBlock--quote"> <div class="bbCodeBlock-title"> <a href="/goto/post?id=2601469" class="bbCodeBlock-sourceJump" data-xf-click="attribution" data-content-selector="#post-2601469">Proelium said:</a> </div> <div class="bbCodeBlock-content"> <div class="bbCodeBlock-expandContent"> Jesus Christ is gay. <br /> <br /> I mean look at the facts walked around the place with 12 sailors and they all had a private &quot;supper&quot; party.....Uhhu you know it I know it but you know your God's son so he lets it slide. </div> <div class="bbCodeBlock-expandLink"><a>Click to expand...</a></div> </div> </blockquote>You'll be crawling and asking for mercy in the depths of hell , muslim fag.</div>
 
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