This is a zoo... kinda

[-Vendetta-]

As you probably know, this is a zoo...
BUT!
The animals aren't normal...
I got bored so I... mutated them O_O
Penguins can fly. Giraffes have no necks. The flamingos have one leg. (they aren't mutated, a blind guy with a katana got lost in their exhibit and chopped em up) Rhynos' horns are coconut trees. Feel free to take a coconut. Turtles are faster than a cheeta on coke. Monkeys can talk too... they have British accents, but I don't know why...
As you can see... they're pretty messed up
Oh yeah, we have a gift shop and food stand somewhere around here.
Soooo...yeah...have fun.​

 

[Hot.Tendo]

Re: This a zoo... kinda

what?!
no man eating plants?

 

[-Vendetta-]

Re: This a zoo... kinda

The man-eating plants are down the street, at the park
I have a part-time job over there as well O_O

 

[DJ Malik]

Re: This a zoo... kinda

*walks into zoo*

I think I'll go talk to the monkeys, anyone want to join??

 

[Hot.Tendo]

Re: This a zoo... kinda

Emp is not amused U_U

 

[Disenchanted13]

Re: This a zoo... kinda

*walks into zoo*

I think I'll go talk to the monkeys, anyone want to join??

Count Me In!

 

[Xentinel]

Re: This a zoo... kinda

How dare you mutated these animals?! It is an abuse! I, the ministry of Prevention of Cruelty to Animals or the SPCA shall arrests you for illegally abuse animals!

Now hands up ppl

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Sorry but the law is on my side xd

 

[-Vendetta-]

Re: This a zoo... kinda

How dare you mutated these animals?! It is an abuse! I, the ministry of Prevention of Cruelty to Animals or the SPCA shall arrests you for illegally abuse animals!

Now hands up ppl

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Sorry but the law is on my side xd

*throws a coconut at you*

It's not illegal if the animals asked for it!

 

[Disenchanted13]

Re: This a zoo... kinda

Haha.. Funny.

 

[DJ Malik]

Re: This a zoo... kinda

*Sees the police*

Oh Crap Monkeys, they found the stash!

 

[Hot.Tendo]

Re: This a zoo... kinda

*throws a coconut at you*

It's not illegal if the animals asked for it!

a coconut?! you weakling!!

throw this... It's fresh last night... <_<

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[Xentinel]

Re: This a zoo... kinda

*throws a coconut at you*

It's not illegal if the animals asked for it!

Ouch :|

*My head cracks, and then...self-detonate!!*

Good bye my friend, Im going to a better place U_U

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BOOOOOOM!!

 

[Johnny Blade]

Re: This a zoo... kinda

*walk,s in*
i want to see reptile house
where is it

 

[DJ Malik]

Re: This a zoo... kinda

*Absorbs the explosion*

God, Can we act like we're civilized??

 

[Mephistopheles]

Re: This a zoo... kinda

O_O" hello..

 

[ZK]

Re: This a zoo... kinda

*Absorbs the explosion*

God, Can we act like we're civilized??

How, this is the internet, we aren't civilized...

 

[DJ Malik]

Re: This a zoo... kinda

Ah, true!

*Plays Poker with Shiro, the monkey*

 

[DJ Malik]

Re: This a zoo... kinda

O_O" hello..

Hey Leaf, Come play poker with us!!

 

[Mephistopheles]

Re: This a zoo... kinda

Hey Leaf, Come play poker with us!!

okay. *sits down and grabs the cards*

 

[DJ Malik]

Re: This a zoo... kinda

*welcomes Leaf*

Okay guys, which game should we play??