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The Narutobase Epic Battles: chapter 2 - Nero versus the english laguage

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It was a dark and stormy night in a far away town called NBdom, A young man named Nero sat on his bed with a laptop on his lap.​

Nero: Alright keyboard youll see how much i can totallu pwn you in a staring contest :p youll see

Nero's mom: NERO DON'T FORGET YOUR FULL STOPS

Nero: curses >_> anyway its time for my daily challenge to the keyboard YOULL SEE ILL BEAT YOULL

Keyboard: dshkjfhs

Nero: O_O
Well this went on for about 20 minutes or so until nero finally had a migraine from looking at to many letters.​

Nero: MOTHER****ER!!! ugh youll all see one day ill win in a staring contest and ill be the best at english grammer and all that full stop stuffs youll all see

Nero got up and throw the laptop across the room, he leaped on it tackled it, punched the keyboard, he did everything humanly possible to destroy the laptop but after 20 minutes of this nero sat panting and the laptop was still intact.​

Nero: UGH!!! Imma beat this laptop youll see
Oh wait shit T_T I broked my laptop
Nero took out his keyboard-blue prints and put every key back in place

POIUYTREWQ
LKJHGFDSA
MNBVCXZ


All of a sudden Nero scratched his ass and farted. A huge cloud of green gas emerged from nero's ass and appeared the ass genie. A big smiley man who smelled of ass and had the perfect pedo smile.​
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Scarface: You have 1 wish which I will grant you.

Nero: FIX MAH KEYBOARD ASS GENIE

QWERTYUIOP
ASDFGHJKL
ZXCVBNM​

Scarface: THERE!! NOW I'M FREE!!

Nero: NOT SO FAST FACK SUCK BACK IN NO JUTSU!!

Scarface: NOOOO!!!!!

Nero used all his might and sucked scarface back into his ass.​

Nero: NOW STAY THERE UNTIL I HAVE TO TAKE A SHIT

And then it happened.​

Nero: I GOT IT!! ill create my own language and call it hmmm hmm what should i call it I GOT IT!! ill call it neroglish for centuries if i even know how to spell centuries people will talk neroglish and write neroglish and finally i will be the best at grammar in the world HAHAHAHAHA

Nero's mom: NE~ROOOOOO DON'T FORGET YOUR FULLSTOPS.

Nero: CURSES >.< imma also remove the full stops thats just lame youll all see

Nero set to work on his language working day and night night and day and finally after a long time nero completelu neroglish​

Nero: FINALLY!! ITS COMPLETE

To this day Nero is known to have the worst grammar in the history of people who talk neroglish.​


Unfortunately I didn't have much inspiration for this chapter >.< so it's mehish however next one will be great

chapter three: Theos versus the IQ test
 
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O_O wow lol very nice man....im an ass genie....god....that sounds kinda gay lol

And on an off note, I want it taken into record that this is proof the I in fact can take a joke. I just know the difference between someone actually joking, and when someones being a **** O_O

Lol ass genie
 
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All of a sudden Nero scratched his ass and farted. A huge cloud of green gas emerged from nero's ass and appeared the ass genie. A big smiley man who smelled of ass and had the perfect pedo smile


Pedo smile....lokl...
 
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