Basic Information
Name: Goro Kaguya
Nickname: Groddy Goro
Gender: Male
Age: 47
Clan: None
Looks: Goro is 7 foot 23 inches tall and has FOUR ARMS!!! He is bald except for the extreme comb-over that sometimes he pulls back up into a ponytail. He has a very muscular build and FOUR ARMS!!! He refuses to wear clothes of any kind other than his little stinky black underoos and a red sash that he uses to hold them up since the elastic wore out several years ago. He uses a big pin with a yin/yang symbol on it because he thinks it’ll make him look cool. Since he is such a gimp and only has 2 toes on each foot, he has to have his ankles wrapped up for extra support, and he bought some of those “As seen on TV” bracelets for balance, so he’s all into them now. Also he wears red contacts to make himself look hardcore.Name: Goro Kaguya
Nickname: Groddy Goro
Gender: Male
Age: 47
Clan: None
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Personality: Goro is a big jerk, after years of being made fun of for his birth defect(being born with 4 arms, 12 fingers, and 4 toes) and incessant flaming by
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he has developed a very bad attitude, extremely low self esteem, and is very rude to everyone he encounters, pushing all possibilities for friendship away. Oh and he has a fetish for 16-year-old girls.Village Info.
Village of Birth: The Village Hidden in the Grass, though there they joke that he should have stayed in the Village Hidden in a Cave.
Village of Alliance: He has no alliances because of his suicidal bad attitude, and he refuses to wear pants, so no one wants him around.
Rank//Chakra Info.
Ninja Rank: S-Class Ninja
Specialty: >¡< Having 4 arms no jutsu >¡<
Elements: of surprise, also: Earth, Wind, and Fire
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Background Info.
History:
Goro is the “prince” of the lame ass people with four arms, hailing from the Village Hidden in the Grass. Goro in all actuality is a not half bad shinobi. As a shut-in and freak to the world, he fights for the pride and glory of “his” people. Goro became Grand Champion of the sucking at being normal tournament after defeating the Great One Eyed Kung. For 15 years, he remained undefeated and helped Slang Tongue,(his lower right arm) grow ever closer to achieving its goal of fitting in with the two armed people. In his 10th title defense, however, he faced Licked Bung. Bung pushed him to his limits and finally defeated the not as weird weirdo(?). In the tournament's aftermath, Goro went missing after a battle where he fought Taint Toe, Johnny “the Zit” Cageface, and Sonya Bladed-Vagina. He was believed to be dead. It is theorized that he actually retreated back to his village during this time.
Goro resurfaced after George Bush’s “MISSION ACCOMPLISHED” debacle, before the 2004 elections. Despite having the intent to avenge his losses at Lick Bung's “hands”, Goro began to take an interest in the matters of his village and joined his fellow shinobi in war despite their constant “Go aways!” against others(?). Somewhere along the way a Shaolin Monk lashed out due to his intolerance of such a freak, and left Goro's heart scarred. The monk apologized for hurting his feelings, considering the score settled the two shook hand, hand, and hands. When all of the sudden, Goro was struck from behind by a stupid shiN00bi, and was wounded in the poop-shoot. However, Goro was able to survive, but then stormed off in a tiff all butt hurt.
Also there is an undisclosed secrete about Goro's retardation
Goro resurfaced after George Bush’s “MISSION ACCOMPLISHED” debacle, before the 2004 elections. Despite having the intent to avenge his losses at Lick Bung's “hands”, Goro began to take an interest in the matters of his village and joined his fellow shinobi in war despite their constant “Go aways!” against others(?). Somewhere along the way a Shaolin Monk lashed out due to his intolerance of such a freak, and left Goro's heart scarred. The monk apologized for hurting his feelings, considering the score settled the two shook hand, hand, and hands. When all of the sudden, Goro was struck from behind by a stupid shiN00bi, and was wounded in the poop-shoot. However, Goro was able to survive, but then stormed off in a tiff all butt hurt.
Also there is an undisclosed secrete about Goro's retardation
The reason he has FOUR ARMS!!! is because of a genetic defect, that reacted with his kekkei genkai from the Kaguya clan. In his mothers womb, his body split the cells one to many times when creating arm cells, and caused his current state of having FOUR ARMS!!!
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For some reason Goro just has to do this!
And he actually thinks this is how you mold wind chakra!
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And he actually thinks this is how you mold wind chakra!
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Battles
Won: A few, though none that anyone will admit...
Lost: Plenty
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