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What is the one shot manga
it's called bench

it's a heart-warming story about a bench that falls in love with a table. their forbidden love is looked down upon in the old society they live in as the furniture villagers believe their love will bring about half bench, half table monster children.
bench's father, old rotten bench decides to lock bench in his room to stop him seeing table ever again. this did not work as later that night bench escaped from the room by breaking through the window and jumping out of it. the fall was quite a long way and bench broke a leg in the process... staggering along, dragging the broken leg behind him, bench meets up with table who is waiting outside her house. the two run off together and live happily for 5 years.

somewhere on the outskirts of furniture village, hidden from everyone, table has swollen. she was pregnant!
table gave birth to 5 children that day... half bench, and half table cross species babies. these babies grew day by day, feeding on wood collected by their father, until one day 3 years later, they ate their parents. as bench and table got devoured slowly, the look of despair on bench's face/seat was unmistakable, a tear rolled down as he lamented for the loss of his wife and the outcome of what to him was a wonderous love affair.

the offspring grew day by day, devouring whole forests, until one day they attacked furniture village. they destroyed the entire village and consumed it within a few hours... there was nothing more to eat for the children. resorting to cannibalism, they began eating each other... 3 months later, and 1 child remained. slightly mad from the solitude he wept. he thought about his mother and father... a brief glimpse of humanity in his final day. after saying a quick prayer the final child commit suicide to end his solitary torment.


no actually it's a baseball manga xd
 
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it's called bench

it's a heart-warming story about a bench that falls in love with a table. their forbidden love is looked down upon in the old society they live in as the furniture villagers believe their love will bring about half bench, half table monster children.
bench's father, old rotten bench decides to lock bench in his room to stop him seeing table ever again. this did not work as later that night bench escaped from the room by breaking through the window and jumping out of it. the fall was quite a long way and bench broke a leg in the process... staggering along, dragging the broken leg behind him, bench meets up with table who is waiting outside her house. the two run off together and live happily for 5 years.

somewhere on the outskirts of furniture village, hidden from everyone, table has swollen. she was pregnant!
table gave birth to 5 children that day... half bench, and half table cross species babies. these babies grew day by day, feeding on wood collected by their father, until one day 3 years later, they ate their parents. as bench and table got devoured slowly, the look of despair on bench's face/seat was unmistakable, a tear rolled down as he lamented for the loss of his wife and the outcome of what to him was a wonderous love affair.

the offspring grew day by day, devouring whole forests, until one day they attacked furniture village. they destroyed the entire village and consumed it within a few hours... there was nothing more to eat for the children. resorting to cannibalism, they began eating each other... 3 months later, and 1 child remained. slightly mad from the solitude he wept. he thought about his mother and father... a brief glimpse of humanity in his final day. after saying a quick prayer the final child commit suicide to end his solitary torment.


no actually it's a baseball manga xd
xdxdxd You sure like to make up stories Kiwi:p
 

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hmm... insulting a staff member and technically posting in the wrong section as it's not a naruto manga, it's just done by kishi... nice going >_>

i actually said in the spoiler it's a baseball manga >_>

xdxdxd You sure like to make up stories Kiwi:p
it's probably a better story than what a baseball manga could be O_O
 

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it's called bench

it's a heart-warming story about a bench that falls in love with a table. their forbidden love is looked down upon in the old society they live in as the furniture villagers believe their love will bring about half bench, half table monster children.
bench's father, old rotten bench decides to lock bench in his room to stop him seeing table ever again. this did not work as later that night bench escaped from the room by breaking through the window and jumping out of it. the fall was quite a long way and bench broke a leg in the process... staggering along, dragging the broken leg behind him, bench meets up with table who is waiting outside her house. the two run off together and live happily for 5 years.

somewhere on the outskirts of furniture village, hidden from everyone, table has swollen. she was pregnant!
table gave birth to 5 children that day... half bench, and half table cross species babies. these babies grew day by day, feeding on wood collected by their father, until one day 3 years later, they ate their parents. as bench and table got devoured slowly, the look of despair on bench's face/seat was unmistakable, a tear rolled down as he lamented for the loss of his wife and the outcome of what to him was a wonderous love affair.

the offspring grew day by day, devouring whole forests, until one day they attacked furniture village. they destroyed the entire village and consumed it within a few hours... there was nothing more to eat for the children. resorting to cannibalism, they began eating each other... 3 months later, and 1 child remained. slightly mad from the solitude he wept. he thought about his mother and father... a brief glimpse of humanity in his final day. after saying a quick prayer the final child commit suicide to end his solitary torment.


no actually it's a baseball manga xd


Briliant, I love it xdxdxd
 

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hmm... insulting a staff member and technically posting in the wrong section as it's not a naruto manga, it's just done by kishi... nice going >_>

i actually said in the spoiler it's a baseball manga >_>



it's probably a better story than what a baseball manga could be O_O
Haha poor guyxd Now he's going to hear it from you:p

Well who knowsxd
 

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it's called bench

it's a heart-warming story about a bench that falls in love with a table. their forbidden love is looked down upon in the old society they live in as the furniture villagers believe their love will bring about half bench, half table monster children.
bench's father, old rotten bench decides to lock bench in his room to stop him seeing table ever again. this did not work as later that night bench escaped from the room by breaking through the window and jumping out of it. the fall was quite a long way and bench broke a leg in the process... staggering along, dragging the broken leg behind him, bench meets up with table who is waiting outside her house. the two run off together and live happily for 5 years.

somewhere on the outskirts of furniture village, hidden from everyone, table has swollen. she was pregnant!
table gave birth to 5 children that day... half bench, and half table cross species babies. these babies grew day by day, feeding on wood collected by their father, until one day 3 years later, they ate their parents. as bench and table got devoured slowly, the look of despair on bench's face/seat was unmistakable, a tear rolled down as he lamented for the loss of his wife and the outcome of what to him was a wonderous love affair.

the offspring grew day by day, devouring whole forests, until one day they attacked furniture village. they destroyed the entire village and consumed it within a few hours... there was nothing more to eat for the children. resorting to cannibalism, they began eating each other... 3 months later, and 1 child remained. slightly mad from the solitude he wept. he thought about his mother and father... a brief glimpse of humanity in his final day. after saying a quick prayer the final child commit suicide to end his solitary torment.


no actually it's a baseball manga xd
Facepalm + LMAO = Too epic for words

This is Hall of Fame worthy

Thank kiwi, your so awesome and you insights into manga are amazing O.O
I.... agree?? I'm curious to what was actually said here :p
 

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That was one funny story you got there, Sir. xd:D Hahaha, prob'ly the first fanfic for Bench? xd:D
probably the last too xd

Facepalm + LMAO = Too epic for words

This is Hall of Fame worthy

I.... agree?? I'm curious to what was actually said here :p
xd i'd prefer to read that to a baseball manga more than likely xd
despite the insanity of it :p
 
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