Choza teaches chan his way into akimichi arts.

[The Seven-Scaled boy]

*a cloak of blue chakra forms in both of your hands.*

nice chakra control. Now *gets at a safe distance*

cursh the earth with all of your power and you'll get a scrumptious cookie.

mkae sure to keep the chakra flow stable as you smash your hands onto the ground. This should cause a big crates due to the natural akimichi strength and the focused chakra in your hands.

 

[Lord of Kaos.]

*a cloak of blue chakra forms in both of your hands.*

nice chakra control. Now *gets at a safe distance*

cursh the earth with all of your power and you'll get a scrumptious cookie.

mkae sure to keep the chakra flow stable as you smash your hands onto the ground. This should cause a big crates due to the natural akimichi strength and the focused chakra in your hands.

ok I focus and keep the flow of chakra in my hand
*ready, steady GO!!!!*
i slam both my hands into the ground
*Haaa!*
a lot of smoke appear and when the smoke is out u see a big creater
*I did it,(very tired voice)*

takes to cookie and eats it

 

[The Seven-Scaled boy]

Very well, just remember that you must be able to do it fast. Repeat it ten times!(Describe the first and last attempt and the differences you feel in it)

You seem very tired let's rest fo a day xd

...


YOU WISH!!! AKIMICHI'S NEVER REST!! THEY MUST BE STRONG!!



next jutsu fag! see these chips *shows a package of pizza pringles*

Now leap very high into the sky and turn giant there. Once you've reached you maximum height, do chou baika no jutsu and turn into a humongous ball of rotating destruction, but with no hair. hair variant is a bit far from you, unless you perform this right.

I'll be underground ^-^

*begins to dig very deep into the depths of the world, safe form the jutsu he's about to teach. With hiding like a mole technique, he can feel the vibrations above him to locate his student*

 

[Lord of Kaos.]

Very well, just remember that you must be able to do it fast. Repeat it ten times!(Describe the first and last attempt and the differences you feel in it)

You seem very tired let's rest fo a day xd

...


YOU WISH!!! AKIMICHI'S NEVER REST!! THEY MUST BE STRONG!!



next jutsu fag! see these chips *shows a package of pizza pringles*

Now leap very high into the sky and turn giant there. Once you've reached you maximum height, do chou baika no jutsu and turn into a humongous ball of rotating destruction, but with no hair. hair variant is a bit far from you, unless you perform this right.

I'll be underground ^-^

*begins to dig very deep into the depths of the world, safe form the jutsu he's about to teach. With hiding like a mole technique, he can feel the vibrations above him to locate his student*

ok I do it again and again
5th time
8th time
9th time
10th time over.

Well the last time I didnt have to focus so hard I kind of got used to it so I did it quickly and it was a bit stronger

yes
I strech my leg muscles a bit and jump to the air and become burn calories to make chakra and make my self very big but by the time Im large enough I slam to the ground
*well this didnt go well*
I try again and again and the 14th time I became very fast at going super size so when at the highest point of my jump Im already humongus, then I turn into a bowling ball and crush to the ground

*Giant Flying Bowling Ball Attack!!!!!*

I did yay!!
*sensei come from under the earth and give me my foodxd

 

[The Seven-Scaled boy]

*empty cicada tech, air is magically inside my hole ^-^.*

"the tehcnique is preferably used while on the air, while doing senpuken. Must I continue? do the hair version, descirbe as much as you can.*

 

[Lord of Kaos.]

I practice the last thing some more so I get faster(fast enough to grow out hair)
then when I get fast enouhg I jump up and use the jutsu in the air and as Im spinning I make my hair grow and become metalic to cover my entire body

I do this 20 more times to get the hang of it

 

[The Seven-Scaled boy]

*i emerge form the ground*

Whew that was kinda of an earthquake.

You have just mastered the (spiked) super human bullet tank.

Now we must go into the usage of the 3 pills O.O.

Explain me all of the uses and everything you know, about the the feared traffic light pills.

 

[Lord of Kaos.]

By forcibly converting the body's fat reserves into chakra, each successive pill ingested gives a tremendous power boost. The Chilli Pill is even said to increase one's power a hundred times. However, the pills have a drawback. Each pill damages the body, poisoning it and since the third pill converts all one's fat reserves, the user will become dangerously emaciated. It is said that after the third pill, death is imminent. However, the Nara clan has apparently done extensive research on the Akimichi and their pills.

Green Spinach Pill-(Hōrengan)

Grants the user, by turning a small amount of fat in chakra, over human stregth. Granting him a +30 in taijutsu or other physical-based jutsus(e.g. one that requires hurling or exhaling). The user takes +20 damage after taking it.

Yellow Curry Pill -(Karēgan)

Converts futher fat in chakra, making the user’s elemental ninjutsu come with an extra-burst of chakra, raising their damage by +20. By having consumed further fat, the user becoms much faster than an avarage ninja, rasing his speeds over the 1st gate.The user takes a toll, removing +30 more of his health. The effects of the precious pill still apply.

Red Chilli Pill-(Tongarashigan)

Converts the last of the user’s fat reserves into chakra. By the overflowing wave of chakra, 2 butterfly wings sprout from the user’s back which are glowing blue. The user’s speeds take a whole new level, rivaling the 3rd gate. The effects of the other pills still apply. The effects of the earlier pills are now magnified, the users taijutsu now gains a +50, and ninjutsu gains +60. The turn the uses takes this pill, he recieves +40 damage. The effects of this pill last up 3 turns, after those the user will be left in an exhausted state, hence, he loses the battle and must be taken to a hospital, needing assitance of a nara and a medical ninja.

haha a great ninja has his resourcesxd

 

[The Seven-Scaled boy]

By forcibly converting the body's fat reserves into chakra, each successive pill ingested gives a tremendous power boost. The Chilli Pill is even said to increase one's power a hundred times. However, the pills have a drawback. Each pill damages the body, poisoning it and since the third pill converts all one's fat reserves, the user will become dangerously emaciated. It is said that after the third pill, death is imminent. However, the Nara clan has apparently done extensive research on the Akimichi and their pills.

Green Spinach Pill-(Hōrengan)

Grants the user, by turning a small amount of fat in chakra, over human stregth. Granting him a +30 in taijutsu or other physical-based jutsus(e.g. one that requires hurling or exhaling). The user takes +20 damage after taking it.

Yellow Curry Pill -(Karēgan)

Converts futher fat in chakra, making the user’s elemental ninjutsu come with an extra-burst of chakra, raising their damage by +20. By having consumed further fat, the user becoms much faster than an avarage ninja, rasing his speeds over the 1st gate.The user takes a toll, removing +30 more of his health. The effects of the precious pill still apply.

Red Chilli Pill-(Tongarashigan)

Converts the last of the user’s fat reserves into chakra. By the overflowing wave of chakra, 2 butterfly wings sprout from the user’s back which are glowing blue. The user’s speeds take a whole new level, rivaling the 3rd gate. The effects of the other pills still apply. The effects of the earlier pills are now magnified, the users taijutsu now gains a +50, and ninjutsu gains +60. The turn the uses takes this pill, he recieves +40 damage. The effects of this pill last up 3 turns, after those the user will be left in an exhausted state, hence, he loses the battle and must be taken to a hospital, needing assitance of a nara and a medical ninja.

haha a great ninja has his resourcesxd

copy past fomr my bio.

Ok now *gives ya a pack* eat the first pill and tell me how do you feel.

 

[Lord of Kaos.]

copy past fomr my bio.

Ok now *gives ya a pack* eat the first pill and tell me how do you feel.

exactly the resources of mt senseixd

wow I feel stronger, faster like I could kill an army!!!

 

[The Seven-Scaled boy]

ok, now tell me how do you feel with your bodyweight? how did the pill affect you?

 

[Lord of Kaos.]

kind of I feel lighter, like I burned up some extra weight

 

[The Seven-Scaled boy]

anything particualr happened as the pill burnt doen you fat forcibly and turned it into chakra?

 

[Lord of Kaos.]

I fealt bad. It felt pain full sort of. But it made me very strong :zonder:

 

[The Seven-Scaled boy]

fair enough, be more descriptive I mean it :|

Now,

*makes a clone and uses henge to make it look like kankuro*

kill kanku-I mean my clone; HE STOLE YOUR CHIPS!!!!

(use only akimichi techs, taijutsu and kaito's tai. no tool whatsoever or ninjutsu only akmichi related things.)

 

[Lord of Kaos.]

I use

(Bubun Baika No Jutsu) - Partial Expansion Technique

Rank: C
Type:Supplementary
Range:Short-Mid
Chakra Cost:15
Damage Points:N/A(+ 7 damage to taijutsu attacks)
Description:This jutsu only expands only a certain body part that can be used for attacks.This jutsu lasts for 2 turns.
NOTE:Must be a member of the Akimichi Clan

making both my arms bigger then I smash him between then poofing him away if he somehow avoided it I use


(Chou Baika No Jutsu) - Super Expansion Tehnique

Rank: C
Type:Supplementary
Range:Short-MId
Chakra Cost:30
Damage Points:N/A(+ 12 damage to taijutsu moves)
Description:This expansion jutsu turn sthe user into a giant.This juts lasts for 4 turns.
NOTE:Only Akimichi Clan member scan use this jutsu.

turning into a giant I use

(Chou Harite) - Super Hand Smash

Rank:B
Type:Attack
Range:Short
Chakra Cost:N/A
Damage Points:20
Description:A taijutsu attack were the user smahes down with therehands on there enemy.
Requirement:Super Expansion Jutsu

****ing up the clone

 

[The Seven-Scaled boy]

very nice tactic *writes it down*

Now take, the second pill and describe what it does to you, and how do you feel as you take it and after it made it's effects.

 

[Lord of Kaos.]

very nice tactic *writes it down*

Now take, the second pill and describe what it does to you, and how do you feel as you take it and after it made it's effects.

OMG I feel so strong like I can even beat u sensei(I can anywaysxd)
Hell yeah this is the power!!!
*hits a few trees to test his power*
after a few minutes
:WTF: Ahh it hurts so much make it stop sensei!!!
Damn it if its this bad just after the 2nd pill I dont wanna imagine the 3rd

 

[The Seven-Scaled boy]

so you can beat me >.O??

you wish dude, you made a mandalorian bio. That makes me see how noob you are. U need special armour and sensors + drugs to fight.

the fact you actually made the mandalorian bio makes ou see how bad you are.


by now you should have speed of the 1st gate. (gates imitators ftw xd) ow try it, rune to the hokage monument and come back. By the way, bring me some iwagakure chips.

 

[Lord of Kaos.]

so you can beat me >.O??

you wish dude, you made a mandalorian bio. That makes me see how noob you are. U need special armour and sensors + drugs to fight.

the fact you actually made the mandalorian bio makes ou see how bad you are.


by now you should have speed of the 1st gate. (gates imitators ftw xd) ow try it, rune to the hokage monument and come back. By the way, bring me some iwagakure chips.

u called me a noob so why should I?xd

I run to the hokage faces and come back with some iwa chips.
wow I was so fast here u go sensei