Worst and best pick up lines share XD

[Serpent]

ok so i'm new to NB and i was wondering why some people have kage and others have Sannin or S-Jounin. and who can i lvl. up?

 

[Serpent]

how* not "who" lol

 

[Kushan]

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[Serpent]

thx kushan

 

[Flaw]

Worst :

It's said human body contains, among other things, 90% water. **** me, I'm thirsty.

Best :

I would tap that! Bap Bap Bap B-Bap B-B-Bap Bap
Honestly baby...You're not that attractive. But honestly..I think I'm drunk enough.

 

[Kushan]

thx kushan

No worries mate any time,

and heres another one,

baby...did you fart cause I just got blown away.....

Hey are you jameican,
Gal: NO why?
Cause your jameicanme crazzy

I know I know pritty lame....

how about this, hey babe do you live in a forest

Gal: No why?

Cause I swear to god you're one hot foxy mama....

 

[t_mala]

yeah the jamaican one was lame it is still being used lol

 

[Kushan]

yeah the jamaican one was lame it is still being used lol

ofcourse it is, they still work, mostly cause when they're are drunk enough women feel sorry for losers LOL

 

[t_mala]

i wouldnt feel sorry i would just cuss at him even though he wont remember wat im saying xd just cuss

 

[Law]

well i dont know if its only on portugal but construction worker are extreme perverts.
and i remember this one time when one turned to a girl and say:

god baby!! i would take out my front teeth to suck what u like the most!!

and well the girl ansered back:

oh really?? u would suck my husband's penis??

zehahaha it just craked me up XD

 

[t_mala]

well our ones arent like dat well the ones ive seen they all mind there own bizwackz O_Obut that was sooo funny!! lol

 

[Law]

yeah in portugal they are all pervs xD
i heard a lot but that one stayed in my mind lol

 

[t_mala]

i know for a fact that in samoa there are lots i went there went to the market and you get guys that pretend to bump in to you one guy asked if i was a virgin and said marry him X_X i cussed like hell den ran for my life X_X you can tell coz wen you arrive there you have guys stalking you from behind plants X_X

 

[missing]

LMFAO!! heres one i had a 7 yr say to me

him: *sobz* im lost can you help me find my mother O_O
mala: uhmm ok where is she
him: i dont know
mala: O_O ok....
him: can you hold my hand
mala: yeah here pulls hand out
him: yes i got a girlfriend xd
mala: SHUT THE f*** UP x_x
him: yes plz

now he had a older brother teach him dat im guessing ._.

i once made my litle cousin do that LOOOOL awesome i laugh so hard that day it was awesome XD XD

 

[Law]

i know for a fact that in samoa there are lots i went there went to the market and you get guys that pretend to bump in to you one guy asked if i was a virgin and said marry him X_X i cussed like hell den ran for my life X_X you can tell coz wen you arrive there you have guys stalking you from behind plants X_X

zehahahaha xd
thats sick.
guys behind plants with a hand inside their pants!! YO!! XD

 

[Faceless]

From a certain friend of mine:
"Hey, is that a mirror in your pocket? Cause I can see myself in your pants."

 

[t_mala]

missing YOU made me lol for real i have a lil cuzin she seez a cute guy she runs up to him and hugs him O_O the girls pretend to go after her she smart xdxd like your lil cuzin xd
law yeah its soo stupid you know my dads cuzinz kids yeah one of the guys asked to sleep with my sister he asked me i was like oh hell no you faget X_X i told my older brother and he put him to sleep lol yeah rapest dude ._.

 

[Kappy]

Lmfao!! these are hilarious
ok i got one
**** me now or later? Your on a time limit bitch chose already.

 

[Christyan]

I could try some of those , just for entertaining ....

Here is one i used with my ex :

Me: Hey
Her: Hey
Me: So , how about we go to your place...
Her: okay
Me: Watch a movie ...
Her: ok..
Me: Drink a cofee ..
Her: ok ..
Me: Eat a pizza and then we f*ck..
Her: WHAT ?
Me: What ? Dont you like pizza ?

Freaking worked xd

 

[t_mala]

hahaha wat kinda pissa did you get her?
lol