Worst and best pick up lines share XD

[t_mala]

simple wat would you say to pick up a girl/guy
or the worst one that was used to try and pick you or someone you know up
xd
the worst i heard a guy say was if you was a booger ill pick you first X_X hell nah!!

 

[itachiizalive]

iz that a mirror in ur pants.....cuz i swear i can see myself in them
or
if u were i pokemon.....id choose you

 

[Kappy]

Wanna be my gf? If you dont you can just get penetrated.

 

[Hot.Tendo]

"You are like a Porn Movie.... I can watch your beauty all day and never get tired"

 

[Scarface]

Worst
"did you get shot in the crotch with a water hose? or are you just happy to see me"

And the best one i know, seems to work whenever i use it
"How you doin?"

For real, thats all i gotta say, and teh ladies are all over meh....

Whos your daddy mala?

 

[Kappy]

lmfao scar xd

" from down here you look like a pisces " - From Quagmire U_U

 

[Scarface]

lolz i know right?

"show me your genitals"

 

[Kappy]

lolz i know right?

"show me your genitals"

Ohhh! thats the ****ing quote of the day scar! xd

 

[Scarface]

lmfao

"knock knock, whos there, me, still wondering why your not naked"

 

[Kappy]

lmfao!!

 

[rickrickjr05]

Wanna sit on my lap and talk about the first thing that comes up? XD
or
There's the EXIT wanna go out with me?

 

[Scarface]

"we gonna make love until you wake up *roofie*" :|

 

[Mugiwara]

Worst
"did you get shot in the crotch with a water hose? or are you just happy to see me"

And the best one i know, seems to work whenever i use it
"How you doin?"

For real, thats all i gotta say, and teh ladies are all over meh....

Whos your daddy mala?

Indeed.
Works almost every time.

 

[Serpent]

best: hey do you want to see the puppies in the back of my van?

worst: will you go out with me?

 

[t_mala]

LMFAO!! heres one i had a 7 yr say to me

him: *sobz* im lost can you help me find my mother O_O
mala: uhmm ok where is she
him: i dont know
mala: O_O ok....
him: can you hold my hand
mala: yeah here pulls hand out
him: yes i got a girlfriend xd
mala: SHUT THE f*** UP x_x
him: yes plz

now he had a older brother teach him dat im guessing ._.

 

[t_mala]

Worst
"did you get shot in the crotch with a water hose? or are you just happy to see me"

And the best one i know, seems to work whenever i use it
"How you doin?"

For real, thats all i gotta say, and teh ladies are all over meh....

Whos your daddy mala?

LMFAO let me ask you this den how are you doing?
and whos your daddy?

 

[KSM]

lool

 

[Kushan]

the lamest one I used is:

me: It must have hurt!!!
her: what???
me: It must have hurt when you fell from heaven, cause damn you look so fine; just like an angel!!!
her: LHAOF...that's the lamest

But funny enough it worked, we were together for almost 3 years!!!! (Thinking about it I think she felt sorry for me LOL)

 

[Deidara...]

warning harsh comedy!

Spoiler

worst:

him = *walks up to her* "bitch gimme yo number"

her = ..........*walks away*

best:

him = "gimme yo number bitch"

her = *puts her number in his phone*

 

[t_mala]

lmfao xd dat would make me want to U_U with him on the spot lol