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Chapter 3 ~ The Lightning Cigarette!
Chapter 3 ~ The Lightning Cigarette!
The story so far : As we all know there are 4 Survivors, Caliburn, SexyTendo, Faust and FallenUchiha, that are trying to escape from the city itself. They planned to go to another new by city known as the " City of Oreobanana " which they claimed to have a possible rescue over there. In order to get there, they have to fight their way through the hordes of infected. In
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, they are on their way to the Subway, where they thought it's much easier to cross the border. However, they encountered a massive attack of the Infected. Thus, they almost get killed and pwned by the Infected but luckily they were saved by an unknown man. And because of him, the 4 of them managed to survive in the end! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Everything is fine this time...No more zombies, no more noobies to be shoot down. No more running and hiding, and all this stuff. There is nothing to worry anymore. Because it's safe over here, where they are totally secured in this small building, a small room...that are surrounded by thick walls, guarded by a heavy metal door. And also protected by that guy...the one that saved their life!
SexyTendo: *Stands up* Well, Shanks thanks for the hospitality! Okay guys! Lets not waste anymore time! Lets get going now..!
FallenUchiha: What!? Are you out of mind...!? Let me rest for a while T.T
Faust: You Dumb! Why now? You missed them badly, huh? :|
SexyTendo: Hey guys, we can't waste anymore time over here...We need to reach there, we need to go to the Subway as fast as we can! Any seconds count man!
FallenUchiha: But..but but...THIS IS MADNESS! (Leonidas's style)
Faust: lol :|
SexyTendo: Fine! Then Im going Alone! -.-"
Getandshanks: Hey hey, what's going on here, anyway?
SexyTendo: *sigh* Well, you can see that, we all actually planned to go to the Subway so that we can cross the border and reach the City of...of..... what? Oh crap -__- You understand what I mean?
FallenUchiha:Okay, lets make a deal Tendo. Going out there is like digging your own grave. But its okay, I will take the risk but in one condition...Please treat me a cup of Starbuck with a grande extra hot triple non fat decaf two pump vanilla no foam latte with cinnamon and chocolate sprinkles in a double tall red and black cup . Pleeasse!!!
Faust: Okay I will come if he comes too :|
SexyTendo: Good then! Now where's that dumb Caliburn?
Faust: Cali? He probably still searching for that book -___- You know he always does that whenever he found a new house.
SexyTendo: Forget about him. Getandshanks, want to come with us too?
Getandshanks: *Takes out his cigarette and lights it up* Nahh no thanks. I prefer staying here.
FallenUchiha: Okay then! Thanks man for the hospitality! We need to go now......Hey wait wait! How are we going to fight!? Our weapons is out of ammo!
Getandshanks: LOL!? You guys is such a brat O_O Well...you need to get it from the Weapons shop! Ok, I will bring you there
SexyTendo: What? Really..!? Thank you
wease:The four of them then left that place and go towards the Weapon store which took them around 10-12 mins. On their way there, they encountered many of the zombies resulting the 4 of them to fight. But yet, they still haven't realised that they had already left Cali behind.
Getandshanks: *shooting randomly using his shotgun* Phew! Okay punk, we almost there!
FallenUchiha: *Smacking around using a hammer* What!? Almost? But why didn't I see the shop from here!?
Faust: *Wacking around using his bazooka* Stop complaining you fag! Look at me, at least you better than me. I need to carry this stupid useless weapon around...Its heavy!?
SexyTendo: *Shooting around using his dessert eagle* Hahaha! I pity you all...can't shoot at this moron >.< Anyway, where is Cali? Crap, we forgot to call him back there!?
As four of them busy fighting with the zombies. A random infected just popped out from nowhere. This time round, it is not that hunter and smoker anymore. But it is the cool special infected called the Slasher! He's wearing a soldier uniform and carrying two swords at both of his hands
Slasher : Wow! Four, huh? Nice! I better eat all of them before the others come! This is my only chance! I won't let Daemon and RokuNR to get them! Hehehe...
He waited there for a quite sometime, waiting for the best chance. When he does, he quickly jumps down from the rooftop and get ready to slash his targets.
Slasher :*In midair* Here I come Humans!! The great Rain of Hell is here!! Hell yeah!!
Faust: *looks up* Oh dear, Im dead :|
SexyTendo: Shit!! It's the slasher!? O.OO.O *Shooting using his dessert gun*
SFX: Posh! Posh!
Rain of Hell aka Slasher : Useless gun you have there! I can't die with that
Now come here! *Run towards Tendo*SexyTendo: Crap!? Help me!!! :crazy:
Getandshanks: Don't worry little punk Im here! *reloads his shotgun* Now take this
SFX: Bang!
Rain of Hell aka Slasher : *Dodges the shot* You missed me
Well okay, Im going to eat you first this time!FallenUchiha: Crap! Do something Faust!!
Faust: What? me
Use this bazooka!? Oh oh Okay!! *Takes his bazooka and get ready to fire* Get ready to die, you fag!Rain of Hell aka Slasher : What the...a Bazooka!?
SFX: Booomz!!!
It is a big explosion over there! And it's impossible for Slasher to survive this kind of explosion. The 4 of them waits for a while the cloud to clear and when it does...
??? : Who the heck is bullying my friend, huh? Wooarghhh!
Faust: What the...who is that!?
Getandshanks: Damn! It's another creepyshit!!
??? : Woarghh! I'm mad! The Emperor is mad right now!!!! *shouting and ragging around*
SexyTendo: Great!! We going to die anyway!
Well, here comes the king of zombies or also known as the Emperor. He is big in sizes, bigger than a car. He is topless and he is wearing a king's cape with a crown on his head. He seems to be very mad about something, and when he's mad there's no way the 4 of them to win him!
Emperor aka King Of Zombie : Hey YOU!! You with the shotgun, you killed my best friend...and you going to pay for it! *Run towards Shanks and get ready wack him*
Getandshanks: Oh dear, Bye guys:T_T::T_T:
Caliburn:*Pops out from nowhere**Blocking Emperor's attack by using his katanas* Not so fast! Big ugly guy! And also, you guys forgot to bring me, huh? You forgot to bring the man of Action! Arghh!!!
Emperor aka King of Zombie : What!?!? Who the heck are you! You going to die too!!!
Caliburn: Shut Up! You losser...You r the one that going to die ! Here I comes! :cali
As a result for Cali's attack, Emperor immediately collapse on the ground, screaming because of pain. Thanks to Cali, everybody is safe!
FallenUchiha: Phew! Thanks to you Cali!
Caliburn: Haha! You guys owned me one!
Getandshanks: Thanks palz! Anyway, lets go to the weapon store! Before any other zombies come here again!
Shanks then leads the group one more time. As they run, they finally spots the Weapon store, not far away from them. The weapon store seems to be a very old and creepy shop in fact, with a signboard that says "RulerMicheal Weapon Shop" with a slogan "Micheal rules you! Forever!" .
Faust: *Run towards the shop* Woots! Finally, it's the shop the shop the shop xd
SexyTendo: Yay! Here we come! RulerMicheal Weapon Shop! We going to rob your weapons!
Caliburn: Anyway Shanks, that shops seems to be very old. Do you think there is still weapons inside it?
Getandshanks: Dont worry man! You guys are going to be surprised for this!
The 5 of them quickly enters the shop. And to their surprised... .
???: *Sitting behind the counter* Hey customers, what can I help you? Well, it is been a decade for me to see a real surviving customers
Welcome guys!
To be Continued
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Notes : Well, I hopes you guy like it. I know it is kindda lame with all the lame joke. lol. And also, this fanfiction is not meant to offend anyone or worst insulting them. It is meant for humor and some fun. Sorry, If I actually offended anyone. So, once again, comment guys! I will be happy too if you just comment by saying one of these "Cool, Boring, Lame, Not bad, Keep it up
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