monkey buisnez with bisha xD

[Lord of Kaos.]

sits ans waits for the monkey man bisha lol

 

[BishamonSama]

*walks up to ROH pulling behind me a gigantic scroll*

A lot of people like monkey summoning ><

Hiya! O_O!

 

[Lord of Kaos.]

*walks up to ROH pulling behind me a gigantic scroll*

A lot of people like monkey summoning ><

Hiya! O_O!

we are all bananasxd


so whats first?

 

[BishamonSama]

First, you must communicate with your inner monkey. U_U

Humanity arose from the monkey. Now you must return to your monkey origins. U_U

Go ape!

(If you're not a fan of evolution, just say so and I'll stop xd)

 

[Lord of Kaos.]

First, you must communicate with your inner monkey. U_U

Humanity arose from the monkey. Now you must return to your monkey origins. U_U

Go ape!

(If you're not a fan of evolution, just say so and I'll stop xd)

xd

thinks about monkeys and his stupid ancestors who couldnt walk straight

keeps thinking

still thinking

*grrrr*
I want some bananas!xd(looks like its working)

 

[BishamonSama]

Lol

Start swining from trees! O_O!

 

[Lord of Kaos.]

Lol

Start swining from trees! O_O!

ok jumps to trees and starts to swing from them falls a few times

*I think I got the hang of this*

 

[BishamonSama]

Keep swinging O_O!!!!!

 

[Lord of Kaos.]

Keep swinging O_O!!!!!

right.

jumps from tree to tree with monkey like reflexes

*I feel like a monkey*

feels like a monkey too much and imagines he has a tail and uses his imagined tail to grab to a tree, falls to the ground

*Ouch guees feeling like a monkey doesnt give me a tail*

got the swinging down whats next?

 

[Lord of Kaos.]

waits for senseies intrucdtions

 

[BishamonSama]

*points to a pile of bannanas*

EAT O_O

 

[Lord of Kaos.]

*hungrly eats the bananas*
burps

 

[BishamonSama]

Good burp. U_U
You are ready. U_U

*takes out the summoning scroll, and opens it up*
*it is covered in many signatures, such as..."Bishamon Sarutobi"..."Elias Shumoto"..."Hiruzen Sarutobi"..."Bill Cosby"...*

Ok. Sign your name in blood in the next free space. U_U

 

[Lord of Kaos.]

Good burp. U_U
You are ready. U_U

*takes out the summoning scroll, and opens it up*
*it is covered in many signatures, such as..."Bishamon Sarutobi"..."Elias Shumoto"..."Hiruzen Sarutobi"..."Bill Cosby"...*

Ok. Sign your name in blood in the next free space. U_U

bites his finger and signess in the free space

 

[BishamonSama]

Congratulations ^^
You now have the ability to summon monkeys.

If you don't know the summoning jutsu yet, I suggest you practice it...

*bites my finger, makes the handseals, and presses my palm to the ground*
*poof of smoke*
*I summon a small lemur*

Monkeys rule O^O

 

[Lord of Kaos.]

Congratulations ^^
You now have the ability to summon monkeys.

If you don't know the summoning jutsu yet, I suggest you practice it...

*bites my finger, makes the handseals, and presses my palm to the ground*
*poof of smoke*
*I summon a small lemur*

Monkeys rule O^O

I know the summoning jutsuxd

Well Ill do as u say
*bites finger, does handseals, slamss his hand into the ground*
*a bit of smoke and.......summons a small chimp*


Me: Hi.
It: STFU
Me: What the **** is wrong with u stupid chimp!!!
It: Who are u?
Me: Ur new master.
It: Yeah Right.

chimps starts to claw my eyes.

Me: now u gonna get it!

I punch the chimp into the ground.

Me: Now do as I say and tell ur other monkey friends to obey me too or else...
Chimp: Ok got it, Ouch!

 

[Lord of Kaos.]

so are we finished with monkeys?

 

[BishamonSama]

Lol xd

Yup! Congratulations You have monkey summoning!