Life on Streets.
Chapter Four.
Chapter Four.
So the three, I mean four hobo friends are still in the crossfire slowly pushing back and killing off all the random policemen even looking at that they had no knowledge in weapons, but that didn't stop them from using imagination.
Pesh: Twisting Slash!!!
Pesh started to spin around with his spiked baseball bat deflecting the shiny bullets that were coming at him and cutting the policemen in all the places possible, not the best view. Quite unrealistic? But it happened... While that was happening Chiryoku killed them off with his shitty glock.
Chiryoku: One!
Boom, headshot!
Chiryoku: Three!
Killing Spree!
Faust lays there unconscious cause of the blood loss while he started dreaming.
Faust: Leave Britney alone! Your all lucky she even performs for you bastards!
Almost all the policemen were killed only one was still there and Nnoitra managed to get away, while Pervy jumped out of his spot and left the money behind, assassinating the last policemen with a back stab.
Pervy: Nya~
Humiliation!
So few policemen run away, many died and it wasn't too long to wait for reinforcements, they all sat down really tired, while a mysterious person slowly came to the money bag with awesome smiley on it, but for their luck Faust woke up from his bad dream and shouted!
Faust: Guys, who the muffin is that, he took the money bag, is he our friend?
Daemon: Who am I? I shall not reveal my identity, the great Daemon! Haha, wait I just did. ._.
Pesh: Damn, get that bastard, all the fun for us is over if he gets away, after him!
Daemon was running out of the bank in hysteria while the folks were running after him and by chasing him they got away from the bank and the police couldn't find them anymore, Daemon seemed really drunk and that he didn't know what he was doing, he looked back and screamed.
Daemon: Ahaha, I got the money bastards, catch me if you can!
While running backwards and screaming he ended up hitting his head against a concrete wall.
Daemon: The f...
Daemon fell unconscious on the ground and the stinky hobos run to him, Pesh took out the money bag, while Pervy performed no family to him with Pesh's bat, he didn't even move an inch, but he will remember this day for the rest of his life tomorrow. They already wanted to run away to a safe spot and deal the money, when they heard a strange noise.
???: Grrrrrr....
Faust: Its that crazy weed dood!?
Emperor: I remember you, you didn't help me bastards, now I'm all overgrown in plants, spending days in that sever, but now I am invincible and I have come for revenge, muahahaha!
Emperor was coming at them, while Chiryoku took out his glock, shot one bullet and killed him. Emperor fell on the ground.
Chiryoku: Weird, lets go my new buddy's.
So they talked about a plan and a meeting place to deal the money fair, it was the city dump, while they were talking one of them disappeared.
Pervy: Where the **** is Pesh and where is the money?!
Faust: Don't worry, he knows the place, probably went to steal a little puppy or something, he'll be here.
So the three of them headed straight to city dump to search for some garbage before Pesh comes back, but meanwhile Pesh was randomly walking, he was so greedy, he thought about the ways to spend the money himself, riding a pony which he couldn't do when he was little, having *** with Bruce Willis and Miley Cyrus, opening a cactus shop for Mexicans... While dreaming he run into a strange stand where a vestal stood and asked.
Akiza: Hello good sir, my name is Akiza and I am collecting money for children charity, would you like to donate some, I see you have a really big bag there. I know nobody wants to donate, but its only better for the next generation, do you really want all the kids to join church choir and get the poor little boys raped by the priest?
Akiza's speech really touched Pesh and he was ready to donate some money for everyone's sake, but the problem was, he forgot how to count.
Pesh: You see I am ready to donate some but I forgot how to count, will you help me out?
Akiza: Yes, sure give me the bag and I will take some, but I need to take the bag around the corner I have a calculator there...
Pesh hands over the bag to Akiza, happy to help someone while dreaming about his future plans, Akiza walks by the corner and Pesh hears a strange noise. Akiza drives out of the corner on her Harley, ripping off the vestal costume, underneath are biker clothes and she shouts.
Akiza: So long sucker! Ninth fool in a week now...
Pesh runs after her but soon he looses sight of her, he starts kicking everything around while crying knowing that he got fooled, but most he was worried about what will the guys do to him without the money... Suddenly he got an idea seeing a boy walking around in a bottle in his hand, he ran to him and asked.
Pesh: Hey you little buddy, what is your name and how come you are drinking? Don't worry, I am not a pedophile.
Nemesis: Hey, my name is Nemesis and today is my sixteen birthday and parents gave me two hundred dollars and now I'm ready to party!
Pesh: Is that so? Interesting... Give me your money bastard!!!
Pesh started hitting Nemesis and took his money and run to a local store to fulfill his plan.
Nemesis: Damn those cliffhangers! ;(
Pesh went in the store and went to the place where they sell little toys for children, he took monopoly and a little GaGa doll for himself, he bought them, then went out of the store, got a bag and threw all the monopoly money inside the bag thinking that they could fall for it, then he quickly run to the city dump where they needed to meet.
Chiryoku: Where the pie is that idiot, he is late for two hours!
Faust: Meesa told you, he'll be here, even so, here is a lot of trash we can collect...
Pervy: You moron! Why do we need trash? When that fool is here we're going to start a new life, with women, drugs, rock'n'roll!
While they were arguing Pesh ran into the dump shouting that he is back.
Pervy: Where were you faggot? Don't tell me you already spent the money on your doll fetish? -_-
Pesh: Everything is okay, the money is here and safe, so what now?
Since Pesh took so long to take the money here they already decided not to deal it but to visit a hotel and to live there, to think of future plans. They already started to walk away while a man stopped them.
???: Hey you there faggots?
Faust: Who the klondike bar said that?
Gamahiro: I'm Gamahiro foo. You will pay the tax for standing on my ground! The city dump is my property cause I need more money for my beer, this one was gathered from twenty other almost empty bottles...
Chiryoku puts his hand in the fake money bag and throws out few hundred monopoly dollars and they walk away.
Gamahiro: Damn! Some effin' generous people out there, I might get a beer or two. O_O
So the four hobos walk to the hotel to rest, heal their wounds and to enjoy their new life...
End of Chapter Four.
Author Notes: Sorry about the late release, I was kinda banned for a month, but it didn't last so long, then I got lazy and now I finally wrote it, it was random and I don't have that good imagination, hope you enjoy it anyways.
