Life on Streets.
Chapter Two.
Chapter Two.
They got in to the sewer and it was really big, they wandered around there for quite a while, when they sat down somewhere near the trash there and started talking about stuff...
Pesh: Pervy, you bitch! Why did you have to ruin my life, now I can't show my face and have to run around with you two...
Pervy: You were a hobo anyways, how can it get worse? =D
Faust: Dat ass... Lets drink some of the booze we brought with ourselves.
Pesh: Still I had a lot of resources and a place where to sleep, now its just you two, but maybe we'll get my business back later... Its time to drink fellas'!
They all sat down in a circle, took out the stinky booze they got and started drinking it. After a while it was all gone and they were feeling funny...
Pervy: I got to be lovedrunk. =D Faust you fool, tell me your story, what ruined your life and how did you end up on the streets? Its a dangerous life you know...
Faust: Well it is pretty complicated you know, I was working in a office and lived a fine life, but I needed more money so I started to sell donkey *** videos to Mexican people and got a lot more money from it, but then eventually my boss found out and he was mad that I'm doing bussiness with the Mexicans and fired me, got thrown out of my house and ended up on the corner where I met you. Though it doesn't really matter anymore, I can now live a free life without respansobilities, only need to watch out from the cops, since they got big guns and me no likey...
Pesh: What a wonderful story, I feel your pain, I might as well tell you my story. I got actually a nice job in a strip club, earned some money dancing for audiance, but then I got too much money and started to gamble, went to many casino's and spent all my money and it continued like that, I have no luck. When it was payday I lost all my money gambling again, then I couldn't pay for my flat and after a while got thrown out of my house, but at least I could steal the booze from the club when they threw me out, so that's how I started my own bussiness with the gangstas, but you ruined it all, but I forgive you.
Pervy: Well my story was still far more worse, I was a good bartender and life went well, till I went too far and started to drink everyday, I couldn't stop, couldn't go to work normally, sleeping in the nearest ditch and couldn't take care of myself, lost all my friends and you know the consequinces... I met a lot of people in the streets and they are much kinder than the people I used to know, cause they got life experience and usually most of them had similar problems.
Meanwhile while they were telling each other their stories, the cops were at a pie bakery.
Chiryoku: Oh mi goodies, apple pie, blubberry pie, all kind of pie!
Nnoitra: Calm down and eat up, we gotta catch those damn bastards anyway... Not letting them slide, cause its teh way I roll.
Chiryoku: At least their not that bad as that strange guy we castrated last week, the one who blasted random rainbow fire around...
Nnoitra: Yeah, that was a weird one. We set sails after five minutes, finish your pie, its getting windy...
Chiryoku: Dude, its a car, you need to watch less One Piece, seriously...
Nnoitra: Oh, well, to the piemobile!
The policeman set out in a search for the hobos, while they started moving again. They traveled the labyrinth of the sewer and found a dirty person lying there. They came close to the unknown person and poked him.
Faust: Look its moving, do it again Pesh! =D
???: Who's there? Stop touching me you bastards, I ain't got no money! I was like totally stoned the other minute and ended up here.
Pesh: Who are you? Introduce yourself you fag...
Emperor: My name is Emperor and I don't remember anything, I just found a strange aloe vera plant and I thought it would be good to smoke, tried it, now I can't move and I'm turning green and a strange flytrap like shit is growing out of my ass, I am totally scared now, what should I do?
Pervy: Go see a doctor obviously, but oh you don't have no money. : D Probably if you went out in the streets you'd got shot, so you can live here, there's a lot of trash here from which you could survive and be the free strange green guy fighting for plant rights in America!
They laughed at him and slowly passed by continuing their way.
Emperor: -_- Blarghl! I'll get you for this bastards, remember my name...
Faust: Oh yeh, the green weed weirdo. =D
Then they left him lying there and who knows he could even survive. By walking for a while they found stairs and hatch, so they went up, opened it and were on the street again, they found the closest corner and run to it, while they jumped in a large trash container to think about their plans...
Pervy: We need to do something now, the cops are chasing us, we don't have any money and its getting colder around in this time of year...
Pesh: Its not fair, I would have been alright in my old place right now. :| But since there is no way back, I suggest we plan to rob the city bank! We would get the money and everyone would be happy...
Faust: Sounds like a plan, lets go then.
Faust stands up and starts to walk to the bank direction, while Pervy pulls him back into the trash container...
Pervy: You fool, we have to get ready for it first and I know just the right place where we could get the equipment for the job, I have one familiar hobo, not so far from this place. But we will need some money for that anyways, hmm lets think...
They get out of the trash container and look around for a way to get money fast...
Faust: I got an idea, see that newbish hobo over there? We could beat him up since we are three and he is only one. Three against one means his death!
Pesh: Good idea, lets bitchslap the bitch my way...
They get closer to the sitting hobo, who's asking for money and notice a poster near him. "Jamal here, leave me some money, I really need it to get some booze food for my children."
Pervy: Hey you fool, give us all your money, or your gettin' laid!
Jamal: I ain't got any! :| Get away from me you pricks, its my place!
Pervy: Faust, Pesh?
Faust and Pesh gets up the hobo and starts beating the money out of him, while Pervy was gathering the money on the ground...
Pervy: Leave the hobo, this will be enough, now follow me, lets run!
Jamal: Where's my mommy, I need you, Jamal got a boo boo.
Faust and Pesh are running after Pervy who is leading them to the equipment seller. They finally reached a really dark ally, which was guarded by many ugly hobos...
Hobo Nr. 1: Stop! You can't pass here!
Hobo Nr. 2: Tell us your business here!
Pervy: Its me, don't you remember me fags? Though I got a lot dirtier... I need to talk with your boss, let us pass.
The two hobo remembered Pervy and let them go, while there was a tall man sitting in a chair with a kitty cat on his head.
Pervy: Nexus, its you, after all the years... We came here with a serious request, we need some weapons dawg!
Pesh: I want to pee. -__-
Nexus: Hello there you guys, I might have the things you are looking for...
Nexus walks near a strange wardrobe which is full of all kind of weapons, he opens it up and tells them to choose what they need. They all get near the wardrobe and checks the awesome weapons. After a while of choosing the weapons Pesh took a baseball bat with spikes on it, Pervy took a silver deagle with bunnies on it and Faust found a dollar on the ground, but after that he took the FLÜGGA9NKO€CHIOEß0LSEN! After they've chosen their weapons Pervy gave the stolen money to Nexus for the weapons.
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Faust: Alright, thank you for the awesome stuff, now its time to go for us!
Pesh: To teh bank!
End of Chapter Two.
Notes: This is my first FF second chapter, hope you enjoy it. It wasn't meant to offend anyone in any way, just for fun.
Critics, comments, reps are appreciated.
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