when *** toys attack!

[Kawagiri]

i saw a thread about a "killer toy"... reminded me of this...

"Maryland State Police airlifted the 27-year-old woman to Prince 
George's County Hospital Center early Sunday morning after she was 
injured in an incident involving a *** toy attached
to a saber saw blade, TheBayNet.com  first reported."

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LEXINGTON PARK, Md. -- Some sexual experimentation landed a southern Maryland woman in a hospital with injuries tough to imagine and even more difficult to forget.

Maryland State Police airlifted the 27-year-old woman to Prince George's County Hospital Center early Sunday morning after she was injured in an incident involving a *** toy attached to a saber saw blade, TheBayNet.com first reported.

The man who called 911 about the incident admitted attaching the *** toy to the saw and then using the high-powered, homemade device on his partner, according to the St. Mary's County Sheriff's Office.

The saw cut through the plastic toy and wounded the woman, according to TheBayNet.com. The injuries were severe enough for medevac, but the woman was released from the hospital Monday and is recovering from her unusual injuries.

Investigators talked to the woman, who told them she suffered the injuries during a consensual act and that she and her partner were trying something new and no crime was committed, the sheriff's office said.


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[Konoha's Yellow Flash]

i bet she will do it again lol.

 

[yusufms]

wierd

 

[Kawagiri]

wierd

but strangely funny XD

 

[Faust]

Interesting... D:

 

[Xylon]

im among the 4 percent thrilled ppl to read this, but its rather funny, there's no end to the idiots in this world XD

 

[~Hasashi~]

woman: THIS IS THE ULTIMATE VIBRATOR!!!!!!!!
OH SHIT IT'R RIPPING MY ***** APART!!!!!

guy: fells good huh?

woman: NO YOU DUMBASS IT'S RIPPING ME APART!

ever wondered why they didn't make vibrators like that?

 

[King Kazma]

U_U thats just sad really..<.<

 

[Kawagiri]

@xylon if 4% are thrilled... i'm abnormal too cos it's an awesome story XD

woman: THIS IS THE ULTIMATE VIBRATOR!!!!!!!!
OH SHIT IT'R RIPPING MY ***** APART!!!!!

guy: fells good huh?

woman: NO YOU DUMBASS IT'S RIPPING ME APART!

ever wondered why they didn't make vibrators like that?

... any normal person would at least change the sawblade for something else XD

 

[Skylurest]

Wouldn't that hurt like hell? O___O

 

[Kawagiri]

Wouldn't that hurt like hell? O___O

i've seen machines using the same idea... just not a saw O_O XD

 

[Madame Sarcastique]

Aw, shit. I was hoping to keep that a secret. Those ****ers.

 

[Kawagiri]

Aw, shit. I was hoping to keep that a secret. Those ****ers.

rofl XD your secret is out ^^

 

[Grim]

Classic xd

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[Kawagiri]

Classic xd

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so that's a patent model... from the text... the real one will have a 26 foot long dildo XD

 

[Caliburn]

the woman was released from the hospital Monday and is recovering from her unusual injuries.

No kidding -_-' must have been an awkward operation.

 

[Shinjitsu]

Originally Posted by Madame Sarcastique View Post
Aw, shit. I was hoping to keep that a secret. Those ****ers.

rofl XD your secret is out ^^

...well after using this machine im sure there is more than just her secret thats out now.. i imagine half her insides are out somewhere too xd

lol this is f*cking brilliant love stories like this... the sadist in me tells me to laugh while my more creative side is having an awesome imaginary field day haha >_<
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[Seblax]

woman: THIS IS THE ULTIMATE VIBRATOR!!!!!!!!
OH SHIT IT'R RIPPING MY ***** APART!!!!!

guy: fells good huh?

woman: NO YOU DUMBASS IT'S RIPPING ME APART!

ever wondered why they didn't make vibrators like that?

ROFL!!!!!!!!!!!!!! xd

No kidding -_-' must have been an awkward operation.

lol, that poor little girl.