What would humanity do if we discovered an alien civilization just begging?

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Title. But seriously. Like say we find the alien equivalent to the ancient Egyptians? Like they can build but they don't necessarily have the technology to leave their own planet or any technology for that matter? Just like bricks(or whatever is the equivalent given their planet). What would humans do when making contact.(You know we would try.)
 

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Probably land on the planet and come heavily armed. We may trade with them for resources or just outright exploit them like the Native Americans. What hope do they have to fight us if they can't even get off their own planet?
 

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Make meme's

And teach them the art of cat breading.

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Probably land on the planet and come heavily armed. We may trade with them for resources or just outright exploit them like the Native Americans. What hope do they have to fight us if they can't even get off their own planet?

That's what I was thinking too. If they're weaker then we would commercialize all their resources and instead of helping their society we would instead put their race into labor positions with extremely low pay.

If they are strong though, then we'd go straight to war.
 

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Trade, exploit, look for oil/naturalresources., share cultures/information,
 

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Memes. "When ET come by and you be like:"
 

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I hope the human race never has any contact with an intergalactic species.
 

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That's what I was thinking too. If they're weaker then we would commercialize all their resources and instead of helping their society we would instead put their race into labor positions with extremely low pay.

If they are strong though, then we'd go straight to war.

I assume at some point we'll colonize the planet, assimilate them perhaps through interbreeding if our species are compatible, maybe mix cultures, somewhere along the line introduce the major religions to them.
 

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I assume at some point we'll colonize the planet, assimilate them perhaps through interbreeding if our species are compatible, maybe mix cultures, somewhere along the line introduce the major religions to them.

Pretty much. It would be an exact replay of Hawaii.



Try to make peace with them. Lol

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Show them twerking and religion.
 

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we, as civilised beings, would teach them the art of JUST KIDDING WERE GONNA BLOW THEM UP!
 

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I'd hope to God that we'd leave them alone and they'd leave us alone. I'm not really trying to remotely piss off anything semi-intelligent that I have no knowledge of.
 

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Pretty much. It would be an exact replay of Hawaii.





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Well, Pray that we don't ever encounter a species more advanced than ours. :Lol
 

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Sounds like an immigration problem, I'll leave it up to the Republican Party.
 

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I think we'll find some type of life in the next 20yrs in our own solar system which will prove that intelligent life exsists
 

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Sounds like an immigration problem, I'll leave it up to the Republican Party.

theyd round them all up and make them leave OUR galaxy then have them build their own spacewall
 
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