Mines Alexander..... hate it wunna change it. Why? let me see..... 1.... 2..... 3... 5 freaking people have the same freaking name! So i go by my middle name, Richard. or richie, richmister, rich, richie rich, ringo any of those are fine. But if you call me D*ck I swear to f*ckning god i will find you cut out you balls, or ovaries, shove them in your eye holes, cut out your eyes put them in your ballsack (or where ever the ovaries go on a girl) and make you what Dr. Phil and Oprah and Whoopie Goldburg for three days straight then shove your face in a pile of elephant sh*t. Do I make my self clear?