Sasori Vs Hitler's lost testicle.

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Intel: manga
Intent: To kill
Location: Baker's street
Conditions: Sasori starts as only his core, he can't use his puppets, even his main body, he can't use any outside help or the resources of the nation he conquered to further his goals.

Hitler's testicle starts as only the lost testicle, he can't use his puppets, even the main body, he can't utilise any outside help or the resources of the nations he's conquered or the motherland to further his goals.

This is a thread to see who of these two combatants is the superior ninja when stripped down to their core components.

My verdict is hitler has this, a ball can go in any direction whereas a cylinder can only go in two.
 

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Hitler has ascended beyond the ranks of your normal Aryan, he has become the thing that Sasori fears the most. The Legendary Super Aryan!

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Sasori is but a souless ginger at his core, Hitler effortlessly smashes them. His blonde ball > Sasori's soulless husk.
 

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Given Sasori's experience in handling he takes it high diff.
 

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What as Hitler's testicles' feats? You say he can't utilize any outside help, so I assume that means he can't use the forces of the Third Reich, or call upon Mussolini's hanging corpse for help. I guess Sasori's core wins, since it can apparently be teleported around (Sasori moved it into a different puppet), which is better than rolling and allows for more movement.

Sasori's core teleports far above Hitler's testicle and squashes it, GG.
 

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Keep in mind that Character Bashing is now prohibited. Making fun of certain characters/character pairings leads to a pointless thread filled with insults and general rule breaking. Also, remember that Versus threads are allowed only in the Versus section.

If you keep on making fun of Hitler's lost testicle you will be perma banned.
 

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Keep in mind that Character Bashing is now prohibited. Making fun of certain characters/character pairings leads to a pointless thread filled with insults and general rule breaking. Also, remember that Versus threads are allowed only in the Versus section.

If you keep on making fun of Hitler's lost testicle you will be perma banned.

Glad you're here to keep the peace, ppl like to look down on hitler's testicle
 

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The verdict is that Lord Pissame loses. As usually.

Unless we are allowed to get Kakuzu as Pissame's partner. In which case, Kakuzu loses as soon as Zex views this thread.
 
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Hitler was not Aryan... mein Gott.
 
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