Kaguyas White Zetsu army purpose.

[LogicnoJutsu]

People seem to wonder why the hell someone so powerful needs an army, what enemy could she possibly be facing that requires an army when she's basically God herself.

Well Narutobase, did it ever occur to you that she doesn't want an army for power but rather...... A massive Harem.

Think about it, just because she's a God lady doesn't mean she doesn't have needs. Hagoromo and Haruma are fatherless but what if... What if... a random Zetsu is their father, after all Black Zetsu is the 3rd brother.

What if she wants to make Love and not War.

I know a lot of you are thinking it makes no sense... But kishi already gave us a big hint as to why its plausible.

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Kaguyas a closet Perv and no man would willingly go for that rabbit alien tree thing. So she made her own.

Thoughts?

 

[ANiMUS]

Zetsu can't feel, they don't have genitals, and they don't poop U_U

Kaguya just raped some random dudes and got pregnant.

 

[069]

So she made Zetsu to have orgies?
It doesn't look like they have any dicks to me.

 

[6thHokage]

Nice theory

 

[Seventh Sama]

You must be really bored, Huh?

 

[LogicnoJutsu]

So she made Zetsu to have orgies?
It doesn't look like they have any dicks to me.

The failed Zetsu hashirama clones were dickless and shitless.

Real Zetsus are made form real people in Infinite Tsukuyomi.

She was rejected and wanted all men to love her. A truly tragic story.

 

[LogicnoJutsu]

You must be really bored, Huh?

Isn't everyone who goes on a forum?

 

[Legendary Saiyan]

Element "Release"

 

[069]

The failed Zetsu hashirama clones were dickless and shitless.

Real Zetsus are made form real people in Infinite Tsukuyomi.

She was rejected and wanted all men to love her. A truly tragic story.

What happened to the female Zetsu?

 

[SayWhat21]

like above zetsu have no wood but wait aren't they like wood?

 

[069]

like above zetsu have no wood but wait aren't they like wood?

They are plants.

 

[LogicnoJutsu]

What happened to the female Zetsu?

Or the legendary Cat Zetsu?

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[The Work]

I pretty sure even Zetsu couldn't fit in because it's so tight.

Someone needs to prowl that thing open.

 

[Gerkak]

Zetsu have no reproductive organs, they are plant men :|

 

[Tarinth]

It makes sense actually. Having an army of white Zetsus (unless there were secret stronger kinds), don't help
at all in a battle between the gods. Kaguya herself could onsehot all of them by just dropping them into the
lava or acid dimension. If someone else she fought was stronger, they surely have some way of killing
them all easily.

And to all the haters that say they don't have genitals.... well they can use mokuton. They create literal
morning wood, and as such a powerful being, Kaguya appreciates it rough. Very, very rough.

 

[NukaCola]

There is no purpose, she is just a white supremacist.

 

[LogicnoJutsu]

Zetsu have no reproductive organs, they are plant men :|

Plant men can inject their seed just as well as i can inject mine.

 

[Gerkak]

Plant men can inject their seed just as well as i can inject mine.

No woman would want plant seeds in her

 

[Heisenberg Wannabe]

What if eating the fruit got her pregnant ? Holy Mary - NV version.

 

[Madara the Solo King]

If she made an army to fight them then she wouldnt have to get her rabbit ass back to Earth to hunt down Naruto and Sasuke.