what do you guys do when you're home alone?

[A$AP Wap]

when im home alone, i take a shit with the door open, hbu?​

 

[NaNaNaaaaa]

Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay too much information. I usually get anxiety attacks

 

[iNotorious]

I usually watch +18 movies with 100% volume.

 

[6thHokage]

Watch adult content without headphones.

 

[Angelic.]

same here man

 

[Power Bottom]

Raid the refrigerator

 

[Kaneki Kun]

I like to fill my bathtub up with peanut butter and pretend I'm a gold fish.

 

[King Of Sharingan]

either fapping, downloading anime, or reading manga

 

[Cunning Linguist]

I have my own place. I walk around naked. I don't have to put the toilet seat down. I watch porn constantly. And there's no one here to tell me that I drink too much beer. Life is pretty good. Except for the loneliness. And the fact that I'm out of beer, but I'm too buzzed to drive to go get more

 

[ANiMUS]

Lately............I get out of the house. If I stay home I just get the urge to watch porn

 

[SayWhat21]

when im home alone, i take a shit with the door open, hbu?​

lol man i do that too but i usually go outside when im alone since all my friends live like next door also i put music max volume

 

[Punk Hazard]

Listen to music out loud through my laptop/TV.

 

[Zealous Sparks]

Order a Hawaiian Stuffed Crust Pizza from PizzaHut, have it delivered, and binge watch TV shows on Netflix or watch a movie while eating it.

 

[Dr Gilgamesh]

Listening to music throughout my smartphone speakers and dance around in the apartment in my underwear :sdo:

 

[Kyandii]

Listen to music full blast or just sleep..

 

[Multiply]

- Fappin' without consequences.
- Food
- Wear no clothes

The usual stuff.

 

[AaaaNinja]

I chase squirrels off my lawn.

 

[Yusuke Urameshi]

I either watch TV or go hang out with my friends.

 

[Conspirator.]

When I am on my own for extensive periods of time, I'm a major stickler for being cheap with regards to the trivial matters of life, unlike my rather profligate parents. What does this mean? For one, I only have one light bulb in the entire house, and as I traverse from room to room, I move the same light bulb from room to room. I also don't flush the toilet every time I take a shit, but instead scoop it out with a spade, and shove it in the bin. It's a pain in the ass to waste water in doing the dishes, so I go out and eat for all my meals, as that costs less, and leads to less washing. Speaking of washing, I walk around naked in the warm Summers over here, as that leads to a smaller amount of clothes being necessary. I also sleep on the floor, as that is actually healthier for your back, and makes a bed a redundant piece of furniture. Again, less money is spent due to a lower quantity of furniture needed. Also, when I make my daily cups of tea, I don't use the milk from the shelves, but rather, I use a woman's milk which I collect when they come over for my cum, and also to break my periods of loneliness(explained later). Now, what are the all-important things that I save up my money for and spend it on? I spread it out on the blackjack tables, and insert it under the table covers (no pillows as there is no bed) for the prostitutes to collect.

 

[Defence]

You guys. I'm so ashamed of ya'll. Of course I just watch anime and eat junk food