This made me cry Lol.When I am on my own for extensive periods of time, I'm a major stickler for being cheap with regards to the trivial matters of life, unlike my rather profligate parents. What does this mean? For one, I only have one light bulb in the entire house, and as I transverse from room to room, I move the same light bulb from room to room. I also don't flush the toilet every time I take a shit, but instead scoop it out with a spade, and shove it in the toilet. It's a pain in the ass to waste water in doing the dishes, so I go out and eat for all my meals, as that costs less, and leads to less washing. Speaking of washing, I walk around naked in the warm Summers over here as that leads to a smaller amount of clothes being necessary. I also sleep on the floor, as that is actually healthier for your back, and makes a bed a redundant piece of furniture. Again, less money is spent due to a lower quantity of furniture needed. Also, when I make my daily cups of tea, I don't use the milk from the shelves, but rather, I use a woman's milk which I collect when they come over for my cum, and also to break my periods of loneliness(explaind later). Now, what are all-important things that I save up my money for and spend it on? I spread it out on the blackjack tables, and insert it under the table covers (no pillows as there is no bed) for the prostitutes to collect.
Plot for Home Alone 6 confirmed?When I am on my own for extensive periods of time, I'm a major stickler for being cheap with regards to the trivial matters of life, unlike my rather profligate parents. What does this mean? For one, I only have one light bulb in the entire house, and as I transverse from room to room, I move the same light bulb from room to room. I also don't flush the toilet every time I take a shit, but instead scoop it out with a spade, and shove it in the toilet. It's a pain in the ass to waste water in doing the dishes, so I go out and eat for all my meals, as that costs less, and leads to less washing. Speaking of washing, I walk around naked in the warm Summers over here as that leads to a smaller amount of clothes being necessary. I also sleep on the floor, as that is actually healthier for your back, and makes a bed a redundant piece of furniture. Again, less money is spent due to a lower quantity of furniture needed. Also, when I make my daily cups of tea, I don't use the milk from the shelves, but rather, I use a woman's milk which I collect when they come over for my cum, and also to break my periods of loneliness(explaind later). Now, what are all-important things that I save up my money for and spend it on? I spread it out on the blackjack tables, and insert it under the table covers (no pillows as there is no bed) for the prostitutes to collect.
I'm sure you'd approve, since it's a rather energy efficient way of living, no?Plot for Home Alone 6 confirmed?
Indeed, and with all the savings you can just purchase more time with the prostitutes.I'm sure you'd approve, since it's a rather energy efficient way of living, no?
You have got a vivid imagination my friend. You winWhen I am on my own for extensive periods of time, I'm a major stickler for being cheap with regards to the trivial matters of life, unlike my rather profligate parents. What does this mean? For one, I only have one light bulb in the entire house, and as I traverse from room to room, I move the same light bulb from room to room. I also don't flush the toilet every time I take a shit, but instead scoop it out with a spade, and shove it in the bin. It's a pain in the ass to waste water in doing the dishes, so I go out and eat for all my meals, as that costs less, and leads to less washing. Speaking of washing, I walk around naked in the warm Summers over here as that leads to a smaller amount of clothes being necessary. I also sleep on the floor, as that is actually healthier for your back, and makes a bed a redundant piece of furniture. Again, less money is spent due to a lower quantity of furniture needed. Also, when I make my daily cups of tea, I don't use the milk from the shelves, but rather, I use a woman's milk which I collect when they come over for my cum, and also to break my periods of loneliness(explained later). Now, what are all-important things that I save up my money for and spend it on? I spread it out on the blackjack tables, and insert it under the table covers (no pillows as there is no bed) for the prostitutes to collect.
Only just saw this, but yes, that's obviously the idea.Indeed, and with all the savings you can just purchase more time with the prostitutes.