what do you guys do when you're home alone?

[Anime Godd]

I usually watch +18 movies with 100% volume.

Marry me??

 

[Multiply]

When I am on my own for extensive periods of time, I'm a major stickler for being cheap with regards to the trivial matters of life, unlike my rather profligate parents. What does this mean? For one, I only have one light bulb in the entire house, and as I transverse from room to room, I move the same light bulb from room to room. I also don't flush the toilet every time I take a shit, but instead scoop it out with a spade, and shove it in the toilet. It's a pain in the ass to waste water in doing the dishes, so I go out and eat for all my meals, as that costs less, and leads to less washing. Speaking of washing, I walk around naked in the warm Summers over here as that leads to a smaller amount of clothes being necessary. I also sleep on the floor, as that is actually healthier for your back, and makes a bed a redundant piece of furniture. Again, less money is spent due to a lower quantity of furniture needed. Also, when I make my daily cups of tea, I don't use the milk from the shelves, but rather, I use a woman's milk which I collect when they come over for my cum, and also to break my periods of loneliness(explaind later). Now, what are all-important things that I save up my money for and spend it on? I spread it out on the blackjack tables, and insert it under the table covers (no pillows as there is no bed) for the prostitutes to collect.

This made me cry Lol.

 

[Zexion~]

I live in a house of seven, and my PS3 is on the main floor, so when i'm home alone I take the rare opportunity to watch some netflix and relax

 

[Wabbit]

Fap
Connect my laptop to HDTV and browse
Make instant noodles and instant coffee
Smoke weed
and last watch japanese voiced anime without head phones

 

[P3ĮÑ]

Run around my house in boxers

 

[Adam Driver]

Steal wifi

 

[Zealous Sparks]

When I am on my own for extensive periods of time, I'm a major stickler for being cheap with regards to the trivial matters of life, unlike my rather profligate parents. What does this mean? For one, I only have one light bulb in the entire house, and as I transverse from room to room, I move the same light bulb from room to room. I also don't flush the toilet every time I take a shit, but instead scoop it out with a spade, and shove it in the toilet. It's a pain in the ass to waste water in doing the dishes, so I go out and eat for all my meals, as that costs less, and leads to less washing. Speaking of washing, I walk around naked in the warm Summers over here as that leads to a smaller amount of clothes being necessary. I also sleep on the floor, as that is actually healthier for your back, and makes a bed a redundant piece of furniture. Again, less money is spent due to a lower quantity of furniture needed. Also, when I make my daily cups of tea, I don't use the milk from the shelves, but rather, I use a woman's milk which I collect when they come over for my cum, and also to break my periods of loneliness(explaind later). Now, what are all-important things that I save up my money for and spend it on? I spread it out on the blackjack tables, and insert it under the table covers (no pillows as there is no bed) for the prostitutes to collect.

Plot for Home Alone 6 confirmed?

 

[Conspirator.]

Plot for Home Alone 6 confirmed?

I'm sure you'd approve, since it's a rather energy efficient way of living, no?

 

[Zealous Sparks]

I'm sure you'd approve, since it's a rather energy efficient way of living, no?

Indeed, and with all the savings you can just purchase more time with the prostitutes.

 

[Ken Kaneki]

When I am on my own for extensive periods of time, I'm a major stickler for being cheap with regards to the trivial matters of life, unlike my rather profligate parents. What does this mean? For one, I only have one light bulb in the entire house, and as I traverse from room to room, I move the same light bulb from room to room. I also don't flush the toilet every time I take a shit, but instead scoop it out with a spade, and shove it in the bin. It's a pain in the ass to waste water in doing the dishes, so I go out and eat for all my meals, as that costs less, and leads to less washing. Speaking of washing, I walk around naked in the warm Summers over here as that leads to a smaller amount of clothes being necessary. I also sleep on the floor, as that is actually healthier for your back, and makes a bed a redundant piece of furniture. Again, less money is spent due to a lower quantity of furniture needed. Also, when I make my daily cups of tea, I don't use the milk from the shelves, but rather, I use a woman's milk which I collect when they come over for my cum, and also to break my periods of loneliness(explained later). Now, what are all-important things that I save up my money for and spend it on? I spread it out on the blackjack tables, and insert it under the table covers (no pillows as there is no bed) for the prostitutes to collect.

You have got a vivid imagination my friend. You win

 

[SIR HERDERP PRESIDERP SDO]

I'm never alone at home since we have patients.

 

[The Dreamer]

Same thing I do all the time. Draw, code, PS, watch anime, read manga.

 

[Kishi Uzumaki]

I've lot of solitary past times, i do one of them .

 

[Conspirator.]

Indeed, and with all the savings you can just purchase more time with the prostitutes.

Only just saw this, but yes, that's obviously the idea.

 

[DroGGz0r]

Pretty much the same things I do when I'm not alone.

 

[Waindo]

I would answer that question if this wasn't a family friendly forum. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

 

[EnderWolf1013]

fap

eat everything

watch GoT with max volume

 

[Zee Seh]

Fap? The best thing i can do, though i dont necessarily need to be alone in my house for that

 

[Mr Akatsuki]

Browse Narutobase..

 

[Professor Finesser]

I like to read the classic texts of Albert Camus whilst masturbating profusely.