Naruto characters real life jobs.

[DroGGz0r]

4.) Jiraiya=Owner of a whorehouse

You nailed this one perfectly.

 

[Sugiyama]

7.) Madara= Old man in the park lecturing children on how he won 50+ gold medals in the Olympics year 1905
9.) Minato= J.F Kennedy.
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Pain as funeral director

also

Nagato - Terminal Cancer patient XD
Haku - Bishonen actor

Darui - Famous radio station host

All of these were pretty funny. XD

Nagato = Che Guevara

That's rather revolution Sasuke. Lol

 

[Lariatoo]

Pain would be a eastern dictator. With Deidara as a major terrorist his country XD
Itachi as a mentalist or a psichology teacher...
Hashirama as a hippie...

 

[Lariatoo]

XD XD XD
Ok...
Laughed pretty hard at terminal Nagato...

 

[Lariatoo]

spot on ! A reminds me of Hulk Hogen .

Nope

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Lol

But seriously tho. Bee would probably be a Wrestler with a Rapper gimmick

 

[Rikodou Mode]

Neji = psychologist
Naruto = high ranking U.N diplomat
Shikamaru = head of CIA

 

[~Ethereal~]

Thank you all, for commenting. xx

 

[Michael]

Hokage Naruto = War Hero/President

Rogue Sasuke = Unemployed/Outlaw

Mangafacts, Naruto FTW!

 

[Dantee]

Hokage Naruto = War Hero/President

Rogue Sasuke = Unemployed/Outlaw

Mangafacts, Naruto FTW!

This is the real world Narutos tnj doesn't apply here.

 

[Michael]

This is the real world Narutos tnj doesn't apply here.

If thats the case Naruto would be johnnie cochran

 

[Zris]

Kakashi: therapist
Naruto: boxer
Sasuke: kickboxer
Shikamaru: kindergarten teacher
Minato: truck driver
Ino: flowershop owner
Kushina: sells delicious tamales
Kisame: whaler

 

[loj]

Madara= Old man in the park lecturing children on how he won 50+ gold medals in the Olympics year 1905

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I CAN'T BRETH :leaf: :leaf: HAHAHAHHAHAHAAHHA!

 

[~Ethereal~]

Madara= Old man in the park lecturing children on how he won 50+ gold medals in the Olympics year 1905

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I CAN'T BRETH :leaf: :leaf: HAHAHAHHAHAHAAHHA!

I am happy someone liked this as much as I did, dear. <3 <3 I feel this was my best one.

 

[Luther]

Loooooooooool at kakuzu being a bank manager.lmao.

 

[A Perfect Orgasm]

Naruto a salesman? lol
Sasuke could be a model

Naruto would definitely be President.

Agreed with this

 

[Soloist]

Minato tobirama ya and every other speedster should run a Chinese food delivery

 

[SkyGodHorus]

This thread is kinda silly considering they all already have real life occupations, but I'll give it a shot..

1. Naruto-Chef
2. Sasuke-Actor
3. Sakura-Doctor
4. Kakashi-Hitman
5. Jiraiya-Novelist
6. Orochimaru-Bio-Engineer
7. Tsunade-Head of a hospis
8. Hashirama-President of the U.S.
9. Madara-President of North Korea
10. Minato-Real estate Manager
11. Hiruzen-History Teacher
12. Nagato-President of Russia
13. Younger Nagato-Pet shop owner
14. Young Obito-Humanitarian
15. Obito-Revolutionary
16. Hidan-Fanatical preacher
17. Itachi-Math or philosophy teacher/black ops commander
18. Kisame-Marine biologist or marine zoo keeper
19. Kakuzu-mercenary
20. Danzo-General
21. Deidara-demolitions expert/domestic terrorist
22. Sasori-Puppet maker/Bio Engineer
23. Konan-Pre-school teacher/Artist/architect
24. White Zetsu-A chameleon
25. Black Zetsu-A funnel web spider
26. Kabuto-Doctor/Bio-Engineer
27. Shikamaru-Black ops captain/Chess champion/Math Teacher
28. Asuma-weed grower/dealer
29. Hinata-Massage therapist
30. Kurenai-Optometrist
31. Kiba-Veterinarian
32. Shino-Entomologist
33. Lee-Martial arts competitor
34. Gai-Martial arts champion
35. Neji-Martial arts teacher
36. Ten Ten-Circus knives performer/gymnastics champion
37. Ino-Actress/Model/Singer
38. Chouji-Sumo Wrestler
39. Mei-First female president
40. Oonoki-War veteran
41. Ay-President of The Republic of Congo
42. Killer Bee-Rapper (derrr)/Bushido teacher
43. Zabuza-Hitman/Assassin/Revolutionist
44. Haku-Hitman/president's bodyguard