Naruto characters real life jobs.

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I'm surprised nobody outright said Obito was just the town pedo. He could be a janitor/groundskeeeper though. (Who's also a serial killer trying to rebuild Rin from others' body parts.)

Kankuro owns a toy shop btw.

Mei is the local milf.

Kabuto is into necrophilia/grave robbing.

Raikage is a gym freak and a bouncer at a nightclub.

Tsuchikage owns a quarry/mine/mountain range?

Lee is a bodyguard/athlete
 
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Pokayo said:
I'm surprised nobody outright said Obito was just the town pedo. He could be a janitor/groundskeeeper though. (Who's also a serial killer trying to rebuild Rin from others' body parts.)

Kankuro owns a toy shop btw.

Mei is the local milf.

Kabuto is into necrophilia/grave robbing.

Raikage is a gym freak and a bouncer at a nightclub.
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3rd or 4th Raikage?
 
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Itachi should be a CEO - brilliant mind, but can be cut-throat if he has to...
 
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Choji : Activist
Kimmimaro - folk dancer
Tayuya - flute player
kidomaru - spider man
sakon - DJ
shizune - feminist writer
Orochimaru - Michael Jackson
 
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Oh yeah, isn't the 1st Raikage Jimi Hendrix? He looks exactly like him IIRC. Lol
 

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Lmao good thread Sulraj. I loled at Jiraiya, Ino and Obito :leaf:

Sasuke could be a Victoria Secrets model.
 
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Danzo was also head of the illuminati I think or just head of the secret police.
 
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let me see ..

Inochi - Psychologist
Shikaku - Adviser to President
Anko - ophidiologist
Asuma - Football Manager
Kurenai - Headmistress
Bolt - Salesboy
Himawari - Salesgirl
Salad - International Pop star
 
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Naruto - Peacemaker
Sasuke - Actor
Sakura - Nurse or doctor
Hinata - Flower seller
Sai - Manga artist
Konan - Paper factory manager xD
 
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Ay/Third Raikage - Professional Bodybuilders

Jiraiya - Master erotica writer that lives in a marsh next to toads

Kakashi - Philosophical martial arts master and teacher

Gai - Professional MMA fighter

Lee - Gai's apprentice

Orochimaru - Secret government scientist working on illegal projects

Kabuto - CIA/MI6 double agent, professional spy

Danzō - Head of a secret intelligence agency and mercenary service

Tsunade - Chief Surgeon or Director of an elite hospital like Johns Hopkins or Yale

Sakura - Tsunade's intern

Kimimaro - Display skeleton at said hospitals

Mei and Konan - models <3

Bee - Shitty rapper

Darui - Famous radio station host

Sasori - Puppet shop owner

Kankurō - Sasori's disciple

Chiyo - Sasori's former master

Deidara - Ceramics museum owner/5 star U.S. air force jet pilot and bomber

Itachi - A writer

Kisame - Shark aquarium caretaker

Ōnoki - Grumpy and lonely old man that thinks the newer generations are a bunch of shit for brains

Ino - Some girl who is only famous for being attractive

Shino - Insect biologist and researcher
 
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