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Mine:
1. Coffee
Never understood why people like coffee so much. Tried it a couple of times and in all occasions, I regretted shoving it down my throat. Cappuccinos, flat white, they’re all f*cking disgusting. The bitter taste is what turns me off the most. Some people tell me to add sugar in it but I’m like f*ck this shit... I ain’t adding a bucket load of sugar just to make a drink drinkable.
2. Bacon
You see people worshipping to bacon everywhere as though it’s their God. Is this greasy piece of shit really that great? I’m sorry if I insulted your God.
3. Models
Ever heard of someone saying model X is the hottest chick I’ve ever seen? Like dude... really? 99% of the time I guarantee you can find someone that looks more physically appealing. Just visit your uni, local library, nearest beach, etc... and you will know what I mean.
If you pick up a random chick from a public venue, I’m fairly certain she will look just as great as most models, or even better. I may be exaggerating quite a bit but I think models tends to be decent-looking girls who just happen to have a camera focused on them.
1. Coffee
Never understood why people like coffee so much. Tried it a couple of times and in all occasions, I regretted shoving it down my throat. Cappuccinos, flat white, they’re all f*cking disgusting. The bitter taste is what turns me off the most. Some people tell me to add sugar in it but I’m like f*ck this shit... I ain’t adding a bucket load of sugar just to make a drink drinkable.
2. Bacon
You see people worshipping to bacon everywhere as though it’s their God. Is this greasy piece of shit really that great? I’m sorry if I insulted your God.
3. Models
Ever heard of someone saying model X is the hottest chick I’ve ever seen? Like dude... really? 99% of the time I guarantee you can find someone that looks more physically appealing. Just visit your uni, local library, nearest beach, etc... and you will know what I mean.
If you pick up a random chick from a public venue, I’m fairly certain she will look just as great as most models, or even better. I may be exaggerating quite a bit but I think models tends to be decent-looking girls who just happen to have a camera focused on them.
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