Itachi would have been terrible Uncle. Neji best.

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Lets all not kid ourselves here. Itachi would have been a bad uncle to Salad. He'd teach her weak and pathetic techniques and give her poor advice.

All Itachi has are fodder shuriken and fire ball techniques. He can use water style and shadow clones too. Thats it though. Those techniques are so useless all he ever used were his MS jutsu, which is why he went blind.

Can you imagine the advice he would give her? "Kill you brethren and parents" "Reject anyone who wants to be your friend" "Do everything by yourself and fail like I did" "fornicate with many men and get solo aids".

Now Neji would have been a great uncle to Bolt. Neji also knows what its like to not have a father around so he could comfort Bolt and pass on his wisdom about destiny, love, and having the courage to train hard and excel like he did when his father is not there to help him. He would teach him all the Hyuga techniques too and teach him how to wield his Kyuubi chakra inside him.

Tldr: Neji great Uncle. Itachi terrible uncle
 

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So Neji is going to teach bolt 64 palms and rotation..... cause it seems he left Hinata hanging lel
 

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Itachi was a good bro to Sasuke before the massacre. Both would have been good uncles
 

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Didn't you once say that Itachi was jounin level, IM? Care to explain why? And how does Tsunade beat Itachi? I am curious to know.
 

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they both would of been good uncles, dafuq r u sayin?​
 

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I'm not sure if replying counts as the reaction you were hoping for, but at least you tried
 

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Didn't you once say that Itachi was jounin level, IM? Care to explain why? And how does Tsunade beat Itachi? I am curious to know.

He is Jounin level. All he has is fodder shuriken and fireballs and shadow clones. Genin Kohonamaru has fire style, wind style, shuriken jutsu and rasengans. He has more talent than Itachi.

Tsunade kills him with Heaven Kick of Pain!

I'm not sure if replying counts as the reaction you were hoping for, but at least you tried

Just stating facts. If you don't want to contribute to the discussion please don't spam.
 

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He is Jounin level. All he has is fodder shuriken and fireballs and shadow clones. Genin Kohonamaru has fire style, wind style, shuriken jutsu and rasengans. He has more talent than Itachi.

Tsunade kills him with Heaven Kick of Pain!

You can be serious Itachi neggs both with crow shrunken ->genjutsu
 

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He is Jounin level. All he has is fodder shuriken and fireballs and shadow clones. Genin Kohonamaru has fire style, wind style, shuriken jutsu and rasengans. He has more talent than Itachi.

Tsunade kills him with Heaven Kick of Pain!

Thanks for you wonderful and well thought out explanation. Quite Newtonian. How many of the kages/akatsuki members do you think that Itachi could beat? You think he struggles I presume?
 

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Lets all not kid ourselves here. Itachi would have been a bad uncle to Salad. He'd teach her weak and pathetic techniques and give her poor advice.

All Itachi has are fodder shuriken and fire ball techniques. He can use water style and shadow clones too. Thats it though. Those techniques are so useless all he ever used were his MS jutsu, which is why he went blind.

Can you imagine the advice he would give her? "Kill you brethren and parents" "Reject anyone who wants to be your friend" "Do everything by yourself and fail like I did" "fornicate with many men and get solo aids".

Now Neji would have been a great uncle to Bolt. Neji also knows what its like to not have a father around so he could comfort Bolt and pass on his wisdom about destiny, love, and having the courage to train hard and excel like he did when his father is not there to help him. He would teach him all the Hyuga techniques too and teach him how to wield his Kyuubi chakra inside him.

Tldr: Neji great Uncle. Itachi terrible uncle

I died here. LOL xDD XD XD
 

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Itachi can be good uncle for Sarada also, he is not bad at all and also his experiance is batter than Naji

Many thing he can teach Sarada like Ganjutsu, finger ganjutsu, crow clone, strategies, technique, trick, sword play, ambush tectic, Shunshin, and many others


How peoples can look so low at Itachi, his achivement speak volume here

he will teach Sarada, how to become Solo Queen also
 

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I honestly do believe Neji would have been a great uncle!

However, by no means do I think Itachi would be bad uncle.

They'd both be great uncles and God bless their souls.

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they would both be great! :happy:
and itachi actually has a jovial personality after he was revived
 
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