(✿◠‿◠) Definition of Kawaii: The Aya San FC (✿◠‿◠)

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LOL i bet y'all had to pay or beg for premium

Aya San, can you please make a kawaii tutorial?​
Ok.

1. Take a brick

2. Hit yourself on top of the head as hard as you can

3. Wait 'till the red water comes out

4. Rock yourself on the head again

Okay, okay, but seriously

1. ''I want to be kawaii like Aya''

2. Find PP's home

3. Ring his doorbell

4. He rocks you on the head with a brick

5. You pass out

6. Wake up in PP's basement, tied to a metal table

7. PP walks out of the darkness

8. Chainsaw in his hands

9. ''You wanna be like Aya?''

10.

11. Scream like a *****

12. Pass out

13. Get tortured by PP every day until you become a loyal PP fangirl

14. You are now a loyal PP fangirl
 
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Oh wait, that was my theory on how Aya became Aya, not the tutorial...

Shit...

Okay, here's the real tutorial.

1. Be me

2. Hang out with R and Billy

3. Random topic about PP pops up

4. Hear PP has started planting potatoes in his garden

5. We think the potatoes are actually some kind of atomic bombs because PP is growing them

6. We are the saviours of this world so we decide to save it from PP by stealing his potatoes

7. Spend weeks planning how we will go about with stealing PP's potatoes

8. Come up with a proper plan

9. Billy and me are the field men, R is our technical support and mind so he will be working on the laptop

10. Plan is: I and Billy sneak into PP's field and steal his potatoes

11. When PP comes running, R uses his laptop to command a RC helicopter packed with a lot of explosives to crash in the middle of the field so it distracts PP while we run away

12. Preparations are ready and it's night time, we arrive with a van to a hill above PP's house

13. We use spy earpieces to communicate with R over a long distance

14. Billy and I run down the hill around PP's house and sneak into his field

15. Begin stealing and putting his potatoes in our bags

16. Take a look at the potatoes

17. Be surprised because they are actually normal potatoes and PP just likes potatoes

18. But he is still evil because he planned to eat them in front of chained hungry little girls

19. While we are distracted with the potatoes, PP runs out in the field yelling

20. We get startled and call R to crash the RC helicopter

21. R isn't answering

22. Scene switches to where R is

23. R is playing RapeLay on his laptop and completely forgot about us

24. Billy starts crying and eating the potatoes he's stolen, hoping they would give him some kind of demonic powers to face off against PP

25. The potatoes aren't even cooked, what the hell Billy

26. I already knew this might happen before we started this operation, so I reach out for my back up plan and take out my van keys which have remote controls installed in them

27. My vans burts out from behind the hill and drops on PP

28. PP didn't feel shit and isn't hurt, but it gave enough time for me and Billy to run away

29. We arrive back to where R is

30. Billy is mad at R and calls him a freak for playing RapeLay in the middle of the mission

31. R hangs Billy on a tree because that hurt his feelings
 
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