The Tale of Witty Itachi

[Trúth]

The Tale of Witty Itachi

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Once there was a place called Solodom.

There lived a king. One day a sage, known as Jiraiya, entered the King's palace. He was an astrologer.

The king asked him, "When do you think will I die?"

He thought of trolling the king. "In six months", Jiraiya replied.

Hearing this, the King became uneasy. Sweat rolled down his head.

But there by the side of King's throne stood a witty and intelligent minister, knows as Itachi. He already activated his Mangekyou Sharingan to read what was in Jiraiya's mind. He came to knew about his mischief.

Itachi said to Jiraiya, "Are you sure your calculations are perfect?"

"Yes, gentleman.", replied Jiraiya.

"Then tell me when will you die?", inquired Itachi.

"In about 4 years.", answered Jiraiya.

Itachi Amaterasued Jiraiya and watched him burn down to ash. Then he turned to the King and said, "See? He was a liar. He died at this moment."

The King and the other people at the venue were impressed and cheered for Itachi.

Spoiler

Shoutout to DHD, the original author.

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[NukaCola]

Wrong section, this kind of posts goes to the fanfiction forum.

 

[Pumpkin Ninja]

DHD? I thought Kishi wrote that.

 

[King Kendrick]

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[Trúth]

DHD? I thought Kishi wrote that.

No, I'm sorry Kishi can't write this well.​

 

[Chie]

lol. I liked it. Lol

 

[Trúth]

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That's fine. You missed out on a great little tale though.
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lol. I liked it. Lol

I thought you would. Glad you enjoyed. ​

 

[HENI]

i liked your tale XD it made me laugh. it shows itachi is above jiraiya

 

[Zealous Sparks]

Lol that was pretty funny.

That gif of Itachi is awesome!

 

[Beans2]

Your post failed the moment you said "He already activated his Mangekyou Sharingan to read what was in Jiraiya's mind." Itachi can't read minds. Clearly his own fans don't know what Itachi is capable and incapable of.

 

[Lord Tywin]

so you went back to your Lord Eternal persona, and started wanking to Itachi even more?

 

[Trúth]

Your post failed the moment you said "He already activated his Mangekyou Sharingan to read what was in Jiraiya's mind." Itachi can't read minds. Clearly his own fans don't know what Itachi is capable and incapable of.

Buddy....It's just a fanfic. Don't be so serious Lol​

so you went back to your Lord Eternal persona, and started wanking to Itachi even more?

This wasn't meant to be a wank thread. Just a fun little story Lol

I will probably be 50% trolling from here on out though. Manga's over, base is dead and I haven't been banned in months. It's time. U_U​

 

[EPICMenma]

What if i told you that Jiraiya was clone Itachi destroyed?

 

[Beans2]

Buddy....It's just a fanfic. Don't be so serious Lol

Why is it not in the fanfiction section then

 

[Lord Tywin]

Buddy....It's just a fanfic. Don't be so serious Lol​

This wasn't meant to be a wank thread. Just a fun little story Lol

I will probably be 50% trolling from here on out though. Manga's over, base is dead and I haven't been banned in months. It's time. U_U​

I see. I was going to be banned permanently, but Ira helped me out Lol

 

[Trúth]

Why is it not in the fanfiction section then

Because I'm so used to making threads in ND I forgot there was a proper section for this. Not really a big deal tbh.​

I see. I was going to be banned permanently, but Ira helped me out Lol

What happened? Feel free to PM if you're not comfortable sharing here.​

 

[Tennis Robot]

Of course it's a fanfic. Everyone knows Itachi is the king of Solodom...

 

[Beans2]

Because I'm so used to making threads in ND I forgot there was a proper section for this. Not really a big deal tbh.​

Okay. Well. Lord Mū solos Itachi tho.

 

[Ryóma]

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Well, hurry up then! What are you waiting for?

 

[ooltafooltanitin]

DHD? I thought Kishi wrote that.

i thought so too , it was something of that sort when itachi with kisame entered the leaf village.