[Tai] About time: Physical Enlightenment with McRazor-sama.

[Troi]

*Sivlagne waits on the grassy field for her teacher*

 

[McRazor]

Getting physical. Hm.

 

[Troi]

Yes. Extremely physical. Now teach me how to put my fist through a wall. Or person. Preferably a person.

 

[McRazor]

Yes. Extremely physical. Now teach me how to put my fist through a wall. Or person. Preferably a person.

Fisting is not my thing. :O

 

[Troi]

Fisting is not my thing. :O

Then teach me how to use my fingers. I don't care. Just teach me how to kill something.

 

[McRazor]

Then teach me how to use my fingers. I don't care. Just teach me how to kill something.

That sounds better.

 

[Troi]

That sounds better.

Alright good. I'll be gentle with it.

 

[McRazor]

Alright good. I'll be gentle with it.

Good. So, talk. How do you think you can use your fingers at the greatest potential?

 

[Troi]

Good. So, talk. How do you think you can use your fingers at the greatest potential?

Very carefully. In and out. Like a pie in the oven. So swift yet so slow and precise.

 

[McRazor]

Very carefully. In and out. Like a pie in the oven. So swift yet so slow and precise.

What about momentum?

 

[Troi]

What about momentum?

You get the momentum from the power in your legs and the way you shift your shoulders/upper body and then you dive in it. The attack. You dive into the attack. I get ready, step into it with my right leg whilst swinging my right shoulder whilst extending my fingers and wham bam thanks Sam, I'm in there. This goes for my left side as well. I'm more versatile than you think.

 

[McRazor]

You get the momentum from the power in your legs and the way you shift your shoulders/upper body and then you dive in it. The attack. You dive into the attack. I get ready, step into it with my right leg whilst swinging my right shoulder whilst extending my fingers and wham bam thanks Sam, I'm in there. This goes for my left side as well. I'm more versatile than you think.

Right. Have you read the article from the one and only, taijutsu master, Crutch Kaguya?

Herpaderp. Apparently it was removed. Alright then, now that you masterbaited the arts of the finger, how about we get to the other stuff now. u-u

 

[Troi]

Right. Have you read the article from the one and only, taijutsu master, Crutch Kaguya?

I've read some comic books with Spider-man in them.

Herpaderp. Apparently it was removed. Alright then, now that you masterbaited the arts of the finger, how about we get to the other stuff now. u-u

And you disliked my post even though I couldn't have read it anyway. Tisk tisk. Have faith in who's about to be your greatest student and pupil.

And alright. Also, I mastered that many years ago. Get your facts up. Next.

 

[McRazor]

I've read some comic books with Spider-man in them.



And you disliked my post even though I couldn't have read it anyway. Tisk tisk. Have faith in who's about to be your greatest student and pupil.

And alright. Also, I mastered that many years ago. Get your facts up. Next.

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Deal with it.

So, what was all of this? How do you call the arts? What does taijutsu mean, oh best student of them all.

 

[Troi]

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Deal with it.

So, what was all of this? How do you call the arts? What does taijutsu mean, oh best student of them all.

It's simple. I call the arts taijutsu. What was all of this? A very fun way to start my night. What does taijutsu mean? It means hand to hand combat. At least in my eyes. And correct. Best student of them all.

 

[McRazor]

It's simple. I call the arts taijutsu. What was all of this? A very fun way to start my night. What does taijutsu mean? It means hand to hand combat. At least in my eyes. And correct. Best student of them all.

Cheap with words. I like to listen... and read. What else can you say about taijutsu? I hate reading.

 

[Troi]

Cheap with words. I like to listen... and read. What else can you say about taijutsu? I hate reading.

Taijutsu is the embodiment of physical fighting forms of various martial arts across nations in the ninja world. The basis of any taijutsu technique requires the physical strength of your body and/or the skill of your movement and stamina, all depending on the technique, since taijutsu can deal with simply physically overpowering your opponent, or disabling them through techniques such as with your palms or fingers, hitting their pressure/chakra points. Any taijutsu could be enhanced with chakra whether it be raw or elemental. But most basic forms of taijutsu is what I've already stated: Physical and/or skillful. Normal taijutsu requires no hand seals since it's basic hand to hand combat so it is quick to perform and easy to manipulate depending on your knowledge in the field. Rock Lee is a prime and flawless example of such techniques as is his master, Might Guy.

There.

 

[McRazor]

Taijutsu is the embodiment of physical fighting forms of various martial arts across nations in the ninja world. The basis of any taijutsu technique requires the physical strength of your body and/or the skill of your movement and stamina, all depending on the technique, since taijutsu can deal with simply physically overpowering your opponent, or disabling them through techniques such as with your palms or fingers, hitting their pressure/chakra points. Any taijutsu could be enhanced with chakra whether it be raw or elemental. But most basic forms of taijutsu is what I've already stated: Physical and/or skillful. Normal taijutsu requires no hand seals since it's basic hand to hand combat so it is quick to perform and easy to manipulate depending on your knowledge in the field. Rock Lee is a prime and flawless example of such techniques as is his master, Might Guy.

There.

Very well then. My very first training on NB was actually taijutsu with Gobi, over 3 years ago. I'm going back to the roots. We need to get that booty going. So, first 100 squats.

 

[Troi]

Very well then. My very first training on NB was actually taijutsu with Gobi, over 3 years ago. I'm going back to the roots. We need to get that booty going. So, first 100 squats.

*Thinks to myself* "Squats..."

Spoiler

*Sivlagne does as instructed and does nine squats. Already tired as all hell, she sighs and sits*

"Does it have to be one hundred? Can it be like... One?.."

 

[McRazor]

*Thinks to myself* "Squats..."

Spoiler

*Sivlagne does as instructed and does nine squats. Already tired as all hell, she sighs and sits*

"Does it have to be one hundred? Can it be like... One?.."

That.. was.. rather.. entertaining. O_O

Every question = 1 more squat.