If you had one Jutsu that you could use inrl, what would it be?

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Get that gay shit outta here.
I knew Sharingan fapboys would say Amaterasu/Tsukuyomi/Susanoo/Kotoamatsukami.

Plus you can only use it once every ten years and can't rule shit with it but make your dog go buy you a happy meal at mcdonalds. And why would you open gates inrl?

/facepalm

Yet you decided to choose kamui which is sharingan tech. A bit hypocritical don't you think
 

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Dude your missing the most obvious thing with kamui. I honestly can't believe obito didn't think of it. How cool would it be to have a whole house built in kamui. Hire some contract workers, kamui then along with building material and tell them they can't leave till you have your fully furnished house complete with electricity that runs on a generator. Bam life is made. Just think "oh I gotta go home real quick I forgot something" BAM your there!!! You can literally take your home with you all over the world. No more hotels no more having something that holds you back from moving. It's the best thing ever... With that said I think I'd have to pick kamui also
 

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Kamui by far would give you the most irl advantage.
 

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you can basically have them all do 25 push-ups/sit-ups and then make them poof so you do like 25,000 push-ups/sit-ups irl and look sexy the next day

it's supposed to fit a rl situation, not some fantasy
why would you need gates inrl?
why would you try to rule the world with a jutsu that can only be used every 10 years?
Shit I'd make them do everything

& I don't know man but damn you went kinda hard on them for no reason lmao.
 

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Dude your missing the most obvious thing with kamui. I honestly can't believe obito didn't think of it. How cool would it be to have a whole house built in kamui. Hire some contract workers, kamui then along with building material and tell them they can't leave till you have your fully furnished house complete with electricity that runs on a generator. Bam life is made. Just think "oh I gotta go home real quick I forgot something" BAM your there!!! You can literally take your home with you all over the world. No more hotels no more having something that holds you back from moving. It's the best thing ever... With that said I think I'd have to pick kamui also
Holy sh*t, Kamui is perfect then!
 

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Six paths of pain, you don't know all the stuff you could do with it.

Just imagine six people in your control looking nothing like you and you can see,hear what they see and hear, it's priceless in real world.

which rinnegan jutsu?

Yet you decided to choose kamui which is sharingan tech. A bit hypocritical don't you think

not really
kamui can fit in a rl situation unlike other sharingan techs

you guys want to do that fantasy shit and try to take over the world and use a susanoo for no reason
maybe you have that rl is just a fantasy still in your head
how could you even take over the world with koto? you probably aren't even known

Then why did you ask people what they would like to have, you dolt?

i asked what single jutsu, not what clan you like better
 
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Get that gay shit outta here.
I knew Sharingan fapboys would say Amaterasu/Tsukuyomi/Susanoo/Kotoamatsukami.

Plus you can only use it once every ten years and can't rule shit with it but make your dog go buy you a happy meal at mcdonalds. And why would you open gates inrl?

/facepalm
Kamui is a sharingan jutsu doe.U_U
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Kamui is the obvious choice, you can literally do anything you want with it.
 

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Dude your missing the most obvious thing with kamui. I honestly can't believe obito didn't think of it. How cool would it be to have a whole house built in kamui. Hire some contract workers, kamui then along with building material and tell them they can't leave till you have your fully furnished house complete with electricity that runs on a generator. Bam life is made. Just think "oh I gotta go home real quick I forgot something" BAM your there!!! You can literally take your home with you all over the world. No more hotels no more having something that holds you back from moving. It's the best thing ever... With that said I think I'd have to pick kamui also
You forgot something too. The caster can only stay in for 5 minutes.
 

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you can basically have them all do 25 push-ups/sit-ups and then make them poof so you do like 25,000 push-ups/sit-ups irl and look sexy the next day



it doesn't matter what u like better



it's supposed to fit a rl situation, not some fantasy
why would you need gates inrl?
why would you try to rule the world with a jutsu that can only be used every 10 years?

Shadow clones don't work like that


OT: Kamui for easy commutes and own personal space


Or Shadow Clones for multitasking
 

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You forgot something too. The caster can only stay in for 5 minutes.

Where was that explained because last I checked obito and kakashi had like a whole conversation and a fight and I never noticed obito tripping out about the time aside from wanting to get away from kakashi
 

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One thousand years of Death

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Dude your missing the most obvious thing with kamui. I honestly can't believe obito didn't think of it. How cool would it be to have a whole house built in kamui. Hire some contract workers, kamui then along with building material and tell them they can't leave till you have your fully furnished house complete with electricity that runs on a generator. Bam life is made. Just think "oh I gotta go home real quick I forgot something" BAM your there!!! You can literally take your home with you all over the world. No more hotels no more having something that holds you back from moving. It's the best thing ever... With that said I think I'd have to pick kamui also

you can only stay in there for 5 mins tho
i'd just add a bed in there and i'll be all set
 

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which rinnegan jutsu?



not really
kamui can fit in a rl situation unlike other sharingan techs

you guys want to do that fantasy shit and try to take over the world and use a susanoo for no reason
maybe you have that rl is just a fantasy still in your head
how could you even take over the world with koto? you probably aren't even known



i asked what single jutsu, not what clan you like better

Shadow clones then.
 

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Kamui is a sharingan jutsu doe.U_U
OT: Kage bushin...:|

it fits rl situations the most and is not like a spiritual skeleton
they're trying too hard to make rl like a manga or fantasy or some shit

"im going to take over the world!" for what?
all you need to do is have fun instead of doing all that extra stuff
 
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you can only stay in there for 5 mins tho
i'd just add a bed in there and i'll be all set

Untrue, obito can only stay intangible for 5 mins, he can stay in his dimension for as long as he wants. Remember how long kakashi stayed inside the dimension after he fought obito? Or fuu & torune who were inside the dimension for an extended period of time.
 

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It boils down to Shadow Clones or Kamui. Personally, I'd go with Shadow Clones. Imagine how much more productive I would be.
 
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