If you had one Jutsu that you could use inrl, what would it be?

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why hasn't anyone said FTG yet?
that's an EASY way to go to school or get into the movies for free
 

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It boils down to Shadow Clones or Kamui. Personally, I'd go with Shadow Clones. Imagine how much more productive I would be.

Why would you need to be productive though? To go to school & get a good education? To work & do other activities simultaneously?

Well with kamui work & school are completely irrelevant, you can teleport inside a bank & become a millionaire that way.

With kamui you'd never have to work again, let alone be productive. ;)
 

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I actually like Senju/Uzumaki better. Don't know what's with the hostility today... People really are ****ed up. Lol

agree (da je pametan znao bi da to ne važi za šisuija samo za itačija a danzo zbog hashirama DNA može da ga koristi nakon manjeg vremenskog perioda iskoristio ga je na sastanku kagea a moć se vratila u borbi sa saskeo iako prekasno)
 

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Because Kamui does that and more!

FTG allows you to teleport places you've already marked

imagine losing your phone at a Senior trip to Florida
thanks to FTG, you marked the Hotel you were staying in and could teleport back to grab your phone then you can teleport back to your seat using FTG because you've already marked there
 

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Transformation justu to transform into famous people to lure young women in to drug them and sell then to different people
 

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FTG allows you to teleport places you've already marked

imagine losing your phone at a Senior trip to Florida
thanks to FTG, you marked the Hotel you were staying in and could teleport back to grab your phone then you can teleport back to your seat using FTG because you've already marked there

Kamui can do the same thing but without seals, the special thing about FTG is that you'd be able to teleport the cell back to you which is pretty handy.
 

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Transformation justu to transform into famous people to lure young women in to drug them and sell then to different people

i'd want expansion jutsu to make my d*ck 14 inches and get the world record as biggest d*ck in history
either that or Hozuki Clan's expansion

then if someone asks how big am i, i'd just whip it out like i'm laying my arm across the table
 

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Honestly i can use rasengan!! I will post the pic tomorrow!! And i am not lying!
 

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i'd want expansion jutsu to make my d*ck 14 inches and get the world record as biggest d*ck in history
either that or Hozuki Clan's expansion

then if someone asks how big am i, i'd just whip it out like i'm laying my arm across the table

wat da hell fam wy wood u want yo d!ck dat big a good 8 inch get da job done
 

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Kamui would have the most advantages.

I would love FTG though.
 

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you can only stay in there for 5 mins tho
i'd just add a bed in there and i'll be all set

You forgot something too. The caster can only stay in for 5 minutes.

No the Caster can be Intangible for 5 min, you can stay in the detention for as long as you want
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If I wouldn't go blind from using kamui then I would pick kamui, put if using kamui would make me go blind than i would go with Kage bunshin
 
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i would chose tsunade self healing jutsu so i can become a famous doctor
 
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