If you had one Jutsu that you could use inrl, what would it be?

[The Legendary Noob]

To be honest, I'd want to use Kamui.

Why?
>Reach in vending machines and take a bag of Doritos
>Touch a game at Gamestop and warp it to my Kamui Dimension and walk out
>I'm about to get hit by a car? Psyche! Used Kamui to dodge it
>Leave a bunch of Notes in my Kamui Dimension and teleport there while I'm taking a test to cheat
>F*ck her house, I'm going to hit dat in my Kamui Dimension for 5 Minutes

 

[Romy9]

Kotoamatsukami, easily. You could basically rule the world with it.

 

[Young Vongola]

Multi Shadow clone jutsu. I could do so much stuff while sitting on my ass at the same time, and everything my clones learn and experience comes back to me. It's awesome

 

[Djordje]

Kotoamatsukami, easily. You could basically rule the world with it.

this or 8 gates to blitz people and have some fun

 

[The Legendary Noob]

Kotoamatsukami, easily. You could basically rule the world with it.

this or 8 gates to blitz people and have some fun

Get that gay shit outta here.
I knew Sharingan fapboys would say Amaterasu/Tsukuyomi/Susanoo/Kotoamatsukami.

Plus you can only use it once every ten years and can't rule shit with it but make your dog go buy you a happy meal at mcdonalds. And why would you open gates inrl?

/facepalm

 

[Akame]

I would honestly want the rinnegan tbh! madara's rinnegan that is!

Edit: though kamui would be my second pick.

 

[Pumpkin Ninja]

Yep, I would choose either Kamui or Shadow Clone Jutsu.

 

[Romy9]

Get that gay shit outta here.
I knew Sharingan fapboys would say Amaterasu/Tsukuyomi/Susanoo/Kotoamatsukami.

Plus you can only use it once every ten years and can't rule shit with it but make your dog go buy you a happy meal at mcdonalds.

I actually like Senju/Uzumaki better. Don't know what's with the hostility today... People really are ****ed up. Lol

 

[To Whatever]

To be honest, I'd want to use Kamui.

Why?
>Reach in vending machines and take a bag of Doritos
>Touch a game at Gamestop and warp it to my Kamui Dimension and walk out
>I'm about to get hit by a car? Psyche! Used Kamui to dodge it
>Leave a bunch of Notes in my Kamui Dimension and teleport there while I'm taking a test to cheat
>F*ck her house, I'm going to hit dat in my Kamui Dimension for 5 Minutes

Lol, you're a ****ing thief XD

 

[Legendary Saiyan]

Man yall serious? I'd choose Kage Bushin. Why? Who wants to go to school?!

 

[Varial]

Perfect Susanoo

 

[Young Vongola]

Get that gay shit outta here.
I knew Sharingan fapboys would say Amaterasu/Tsukuyomi/Susanoo/Kotoamatsukami.

Plus you can only use it once every ten years and can't rule shit with it but make your dog go buy you a happy meal at mcdonalds. And why would you open gates inrl?

/facepalm

Did you really just go off on them because they answered your question about personal opinion with their personal opinion?

 

[The Legendary Noob]

Multi Shadow clone jutsu. I could do so much stuff while sitting on my ass at the same time, and everything my clones learn and experience comes back to me. It's awesome

you can basically have them all do 25 push-ups/sit-ups and then make them poof so you do like 25,000 push-ups/sit-ups irl and look sexy the next day

I actually like Senju/Uzumaki better. Don't know what's with the hostility today... People really are ****ed up. Lol

it doesn't matter what u like better

Did you really just go off on them because they answered your question about personal opinion with their personal opinion?

it's supposed to fit a rl situation, not some fantasy
why would you need gates inrl?
why would you try to rule the world with a jutsu that can only be used every 10 years?

 

[Legendary Saiyan]

To be honest, I'd want to use Kamui.

Why?
>Reach in vending machines and take a bag of Doritos
>Touch a game at Gamestop and warp it to my Kamui Dimension and walk out
>I'm about to get hit by a car? Psyche! Used Kamui to dodge it
>Leave a bunch of Notes in my Kamui Dimension and teleport there while I'm taking a test to cheat
>F*ck her house, I'm going to hit dat in my Kamui Dimension for 5 Minutes

Lmfao too true SikE!!!

 

[uzamakininjalegend]

Reanimation so I could bring back jfk and mlk

 

[Romy9]

Did you really just go off on them because they answered your question about personal opinion with their personal opinion?

He did. Luckily, I'm in a good mood today, otherwise I'd roast the **** out of him. Lol

 

[Jɑégar]

Sharinagn Genjutsu. I swear I could make the world my slaves, lol...

 

[uzamakininjalegend]

You would die from muscle cramps and exhaustion

 

[Awkward Linguist]

Kage bunshin, by far. Seriously, it's just too good.​

 

[Karna]

Six paths of pain, you don't know all the stuff you could do with it.

Just imagine six people in your control looking nothing like you and you can see,hear what they see and hear, it's priceless in real world.