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MentalJerk

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yeah and get an irish accent
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DAMN YOU TO PIECES!!!
 

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Illegal programs?? What a liar.. You just have 1 TB on your laptop full of porn.. xd
how do you know?


I wish my laptop could hold a TB. ;_____;
same here ._.

I bet he has multiple external Hard-drives.. :D with lots of strange Arabic Porn
I have 2 external hard-drives, and no they don't contain "strange arapic porn" =O

Khaledio: Send me your computer I'll make sure it gets to you safely. :]
o_O can you do that? really?
 

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I guess I'll throw in a serious answer huh?

What V probably refered to earlier is as long as you're not carrying any liquid (a bottle of water or coke or whatever) on your person or in your hand luggage then they shouldn't give you any hassle.

I've flown to England several times after they went totally nuts on security and they have never once tried to look in my laptop.
 

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I guess I'll throw in a serious answer huh?

What V probably refered to earlier is as long as you're not carrying any liquid (a bottle of water or coke or whatever) on your person or in your hand luggage then they shouldn't give you any hassle.

I've flown to England several times after they went totally nuts on security and they have never once tried to look in my laptop.
=O FINALLY! AN ANSWER!! =O

Thank you! :)


Still need more, I still don't fully feel content
 

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haha man they will arrest you :p im kidding you know what you should do just keep it cool if you have alot of stuff on your comp porn or that kind of stuff you know what THATS all your private thing they will not check your laptop if they do give them if they find porn so what? porn is not illigal you can actually find alot of porn on internet now if you have some programs that are not legal like you said you are not guilty ..... guy who put it on internet is cuz he has that , you downloaded that program so you are not host of these illigal programs you should go to london like normal and calm guy nothing to worry about it...
 

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Man i go on holiday out of england 4 times a yr Just do the following:

1. Dont take liquids, drugs or sharp objects
2. dont look like your up to something
3. dont say bomb suicide explosion or terrorist in the airport
4. relax

And they never check the contents of a computer :)



But if you want a laugh, you should watch Mr Bean the movie, then do what he does hehe
 

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Act casual and refrain from saying the words; suicide, bomb and terrorist ^^ you'll be fine
i know what you should do ... take a bomb toy and rush in london train station yelling ALYALYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH and pres the buttons ....
P.S. Its not my fault if you get: killed , hurt , mutilated , raped (...dont know what i am thinking ) , or anything bad happens to you
P.S.2: Btw if they check you for ilegal softwere just give them a full dvd of hd porn movies (thats what i do and it works .... in my country :Dxd )
 
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