What's the most idiotic or ridiculous thing you've done so far?
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Goetia
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Hmm. Alright, I'll share.
Okay, so I'm at Pyrmont (area I go to for training near the city), and I'm just training and screwing about. I'd finished my conditioning, and decided I'd practice one of my more...how to say it...freerunning-like moves. I perform the move, and these people (some older, some younger, and some my age) come over and watch me train. At this point, I'm trying the best I can to ignore them and their staring. Eventually, one asks me if I can climb this massive cliff-face (no idea how tall it is). Due to my distraction of being in the middle of just climbing through a tree, I said yes, not knowing what he said. He then walks me down the stairs and shows me to the place I have to climb. On the outside, I'm pretty nonchalant about it. However, in my mind, I was asking myself 'what the fuck was I thinking?' I go to climb, and I get halfway up. These people don't like what they're seeing me doing and they decide that calling a nearby council officer would be a good idea. I'm almost at the top, and the guy asks me what I'm doing up on top of the cliff that I'd just climbed. Me being tired, I could not summon the strength to answer him back. But I know what he wants me to do, so I go to climb down. But...I don't know which way I go to get down. This was my first time climbing the cliff, and I didn't know which way I had to get down. I've seen my parkour instructors climb up in seconds and get down rather quickly. But they're instructors, they've trained and most likely done that cliff thousands of time. After a minute of thinking about how to get down. I figure that climbing back the way I came is the best idea. It wasn't, and I wound up with a bad bruise on my arm. I get down, and the ranger scolds me. I stand there and nod at everything he is saying, not what I'd do on some other days. On those "some other days", I would've told him to get fucked, because I'm responsible for my own safety and any injuries that I get. Anyway, back onto the main subject. Ranger tells me not to do it again, I say yes but I really mean no, since every time I talk to a ranger or a police officer that tells me not to do any parkour, I come back a few weeks to a month later. So yeah, that's my story.
And if you're wondering about what I climbed, here's a picture of it that I found on google.
Okay, so I'm at Pyrmont (area I go to for training near the city), and I'm just training and screwing about. I'd finished my conditioning, and decided I'd practice one of my more...how to say it...freerunning-like moves. I perform the move, and these people (some older, some younger, and some my age) come over and watch me train. At this point, I'm trying the best I can to ignore them and their staring. Eventually, one asks me if I can climb this massive cliff-face (no idea how tall it is). Due to my distraction of being in the middle of just climbing through a tree, I said yes, not knowing what he said. He then walks me down the stairs and shows me to the place I have to climb. On the outside, I'm pretty nonchalant about it. However, in my mind, I was asking myself 'what the fuck was I thinking?' I go to climb, and I get halfway up. These people don't like what they're seeing me doing and they decide that calling a nearby council officer would be a good idea. I'm almost at the top, and the guy asks me what I'm doing up on top of the cliff that I'd just climbed. Me being tired, I could not summon the strength to answer him back. But I know what he wants me to do, so I go to climb down. But...I don't know which way I go to get down. This was my first time climbing the cliff, and I didn't know which way I had to get down. I've seen my parkour instructors climb up in seconds and get down rather quickly. But they're instructors, they've trained and most likely done that cliff thousands of time. After a minute of thinking about how to get down. I figure that climbing back the way I came is the best idea. It wasn't, and I wound up with a bad bruise on my arm. I get down, and the ranger scolds me. I stand there and nod at everything he is saying, not what I'd do on some other days. On those "some other days", I would've told him to get fucked, because I'm responsible for my own safety and any injuries that I get. Anyway, back onto the main subject. Ranger tells me not to do it again, I say yes but I really mean no, since every time I talk to a ranger or a police officer that tells me not to do any parkour, I come back a few weeks to a month later. So yeah, that's my story.
And if you're wondering about what I climbed, here's a picture of it that I found on google.
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Ryóma
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I did something that I found quite amusing but my teacher didn't at the time.
So, we had to write this essay in class. But, what did I do? I only wrote two and a half lines whilst everyone else wrote like a page. Lol. Cause I didn't really know what to write. So the teacher told me that I would have to stay after school to complete it. And I did stay. But guess what I did?
I sat down for 2 whole hours after school and when the teacher came back to check on me, what did he see? He saw that my paper was exactly the same! I hadn't written a single word in the entire 2 hours! Lol. He wasn't happy at all. After that, he just went home without saying anything.
He was very shocked cause I don't think that he ever had a student do that to him before and he's been teaching for 26 years! I used to be that stubborn back in Year 9. I found that pretty amusing. That was two years ago. I think that he finds it amusing too now.
So, we had to write this essay in class. But, what did I do? I only wrote two and a half lines whilst everyone else wrote like a page. Lol. Cause I didn't really know what to write. So the teacher told me that I would have to stay after school to complete it. And I did stay. But guess what I did?
I sat down for 2 whole hours after school and when the teacher came back to check on me, what did he see? He saw that my paper was exactly the same! I hadn't written a single word in the entire 2 hours! Lol. He wasn't happy at all. After that, he just went home without saying anything.
He was very shocked cause I don't think that he ever had a student do that to him before and he's been teaching for 26 years! I used to be that stubborn back in Year 9. I found that pretty amusing. That was two years ago. I think that he finds it amusing too now.
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Smart move. Lol
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I also lost my wallet once with about 50 dollars worth in it. But much worse things have happened than that in my life u.u
I facepalmed and said "wtf is wrong with me?" Lol
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I can't decide on whether it was deciding to take calculus this school year or accidentally leaving my new flute (worth around $1000) behind in a teacher's class and only realising once I got home today.
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I lost monies in ATM too due to my stupidity once
take money out of ATM putting my card back in the purse
ATM makes sound beep beep beep beep
I am like be cool and puts card back into purse slowly
500buck note slides back into ATM machine
"your transaction is complete" :|
take money out of ATM putting my card back in the purse
ATM makes sound beep beep beep beep
I am like be cool and puts card back into purse slowly
500buck note slides back into ATM machine
"your transaction is complete" :|
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I remember putting my clothes in the microwave and then after that putting my food in the dirty close basket. I was half sleep so it was all good. U_U
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Losing the necklace my best friend gave me at literally other end of world, forgetting my precious and expensive pen collection in faculty of architecture of all places, attempting to clean the hot chocolate on the floor with a mini vacoom cleaner, not wearing my fave scarf 2 days before (cuz my sis visited when i am not at home took it and left), not asking my share of money from my sis and mom when i drew their contest projects digitally before i did them (which they won and they are not even giving a small percent...and sis took my scarf!). I sometimes make stupid and forgetful things of this level.
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Going into panic mode coz I thought I lose something that I'm holding or in my pocket.
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I've done something similar. I was up at 2 in the morning and got out some cereal since trying to get more sleep was meaningless as my body clock likes to fuck with me. I get the cereal out and pour it into a bowl. Here is when I make the mistake. I, in my incredibly tired state, reach into the fridge and get out orange juice and not milk. It being 2 in the morning, I could not be even close to giving a fuck about what was in my hand. I pour orange juice into the bowl with cereal, and after about 2-3 seconds of pouring, I realise I poured juice and not milk. Since I hadn't poured much, I thought I could salvage the cereal. I put the juice back in the fridge and get milk out, and I pour the milk in. Probably one of the worst breakfasts of my entire life.
Omg... that must have tasted horrible! Lol
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Create an NB account. Oh and also 4chan.
