Hagoromo the mighty! Hagoromo the unerring! Hagoromo the unassailable! To you we give praise!
We are but shinobi, writhing in the filth of our own corruption! While you have ascended from the
dung of mortality, and now walk among the stars!
But you were once man! Aye! And as man, you said, "Let me show you the power of The Sage of the
six Paths, born of the North, where my breath is long winter. I breathe now, in royalty, and reshape
this land which is mine. I do this for you, ninjas, for I LOVE you."
Aye, love. Love! Even as man, great Sage cherished us. For he saw in us, in each of us, the future of
the ninja world! The future of Narutoverse!
And there it is, friends! The ugly truth! We are the children of man! Hagoromo is the true god of
man! Ascended from flesh, to rule the realm of spirit!
The very idea is inconceivable to our feudal overlords! Sharing the heavens with us? With man? Ha!
They can barely tolerate our presence on earth!
Today, they take away your faith. But what of tomorrow? Do the lords take your homes? Your
businesses? Your children? Your very lives?
And what does the feudals do? Nothing! Nay, worse than nothing! The ninja machine enforces the
will of the fire! Against its own people!
So rise up! Rise up, children of the Sage! Rise up, transmigrants! Embrace the word of the mighty
Sage of the six paths, he who is both sage and Divine!
For we are the children of man! And we shall inherit both the heavens and the earth! And we, not the
ninjas or their system, will rule the ninja world! Forever!
Terrible and powerful Sage of six paths! We, your unworthy servants, give praise! For only through
your grace and benevolence may we truly reach enlightenment!
And deserve our praise you do, for we are one! Ere you ascended and the five became six, you walked
among us, great Sage, not as only a sage, but as god!
Trust in me! Trust in the words of Narutoverse Heimskr! For I am the chosen of Hagoromo! I alone
have been anointed by the most powerful sage to spread his holy word!