Chapter 9: Bell sacks and Body Bags
*Devlin reaches for the bells*
Grimjow: ohhhh…. You grahzed mah ball sack.
Devlin: >_< Give me those bells!!!
Just then, a Devlin clone jumps from a tree and pounces Grimjow.
Devlin: Finally got you! *holds bells*
Grimjow and the bells poof away and Grimjow is seem sitting on a nearby rock.
Grimjow: Prahtty good.
Suddenly the rock poofs away and Devlin is underneath Grimjow holding his bell-sack.
Yamato: *clapping* I see you managed to outwit the eccentric fart.
I managed to walk up in time to catch the end of the training. I was proud of my apprentice. Devlin was screaming at me to stop hugging him, but I knew he didn’t mean it. ^_^
DoorBitch runs up from the direction of the village.
Yamato: Get back to your door!!!! Uhgg… now I’ll have to root out all of the Jehovah’s witnesses and door-to-door enema salesmen.
DB: Yamato, you need to return to the village. Terrorists are attacking! They are believed to be the evil ShmishamonSama and his Cohort Shmelias.
Yamato: see what happens when you leave your door! Can I borrow a dollar? I want a taco.
Taco Salesman: Hola. ^_^
DB: -__________-
Devlin: Yamato, what do we do?
The masters of Earth and Fire have been known for their randomized chaos and utter inability to lose a battle. Every time one of the two was close to defeat it was as if time and space itself shifted and twisted to tip the odds in their favor. Until now I thought of them as legend, but I was about to come face to face with masters themselves.
Yamato: I’ve heard about these guys before. Now these are just stories, but people say that when these two battle it is as if there is an alternate reality where anything they say can happen.
Devlin and I arrive at the scene as ShmishamonSama and Shmelias continue to rampage the village. The smell of destruction was in the air which smelled oddly similar to crapped pants.
ShmishamonSama: Who are you?
Yamato: I’m kind of a big deal round here. The name’s Yamato, but you can call me “Sir, please don’t put your foot up there”
Shmelias: I flip you off and the force of my middle finger lifting is so great that it damages the very essence of your soul. *gives Yamato the bird*
Yamato: O_O … nice narration.
I begin to charge natural chakra and enter Sage mode. With just raise of the arm wooden pillars rise from the ground and wrap the two up in a death grip.
Shmelias: your little twigs can’t contain us.
Devlin throws a flash bomb and just as I rush in to lop off their heads, the wood shatters and the two easily parry my attack.
Devlin: Yamato, They are too strong. They can block major attacks with a flip of the wrist. It’s as if they aren’t even trying. The stories that you heard are turning out to be true.
Yamato: That’s it! We have to stop trying so hard and just know we have the strength to be them. We may still have a chance… follow my lead.
Shmelias: humph… you cannot match my blinding speed and awesome strength.
Shmelias charges in with incredible speed and attacks with a relentless series of punches and kicks. I deflect each of his attacks with skill and grace, causing each of his attempts to hit me to become wasted energy. He suddenly pulls out a black fire dagger and begins to stab at me. His first attempt tries for the chest but I grab his wrist and flip him over my shoulder. He lands on his feet facing me and swipes the blade downward to slice my wrist. I turn my arm away just in time. Shmelias then stabs toward my exposed side and the knife sticks then is pulled out. He jumps back to join ShmishamonSama.
Devlin: O_O You were keeping up with him. I’ve never seen you move that fast.
Yamato: not fast enough *looking at my wound*
Devlin: Hey Yamato… you got penetrated by a dude. XD
Yamato: *serious face* No one penetrates Yamato… Let’s take these guys down.
ShmishamonSama: While this has been fun its about time we end this little game. You are about to see my ultimate technique… AMENUHOKO…
Yamato: Bless you.
ShmishamonSama: -___- …mode.
Suddenly ShmishamonSama and Shmelias are surrounded by a strange aura.
Yamato: O_O His power level is OVER NINE THOUSANNNNNND!!!!!
Pieces of earth come up from the ground and become surrounded by dark fire. The molten masses of earth for a perimeter around Devlin and Myself.
ShmishamonSama: any Last words?
Devlin: Falafel.
Yamato: What???
Devlin: I always loved that word ^_^
Yamato: -___________-
At that moment the Lava balls are propelled at Devlin and Myself.
Yamato: DEVLIN, NOW!
An earth rumbling explosion occurs, leaving the area filled with smoke. As the smoke clears only a giant crater with small fragments of wood is left.
ShmishamonSama: WHAT!!
Shmelias: >_< I Called NO SUBS!!!
Devlin and I appear behind the two terrorists with dozens of clones each with kunai aimed at vital organs.
Devlin: Dodge this.
We both lurch forward jamming kunai into the chests of the two terrorists. They fall to the ground and the life slowly leaves their bodies.
I was physically and mentally exhausted, but the village was safe and I got to see down Hokage’s kimono. There was still much work left to do, but I’ll save that for another day.
