My Mom: talk to her over the phone 0-2 times a week (some weeks it's 0 others its 1 or 2) so all in all i would think i have health relationship with my mom.
My Dad: I don't talk to him, and I never plan to do it again, I only tolerated his presents as long as he was married with my mom, which he finally isn't anymore, they got divorced here 2-3 months ago, I've told him out right that I could care less about him, if he lives or dies, is totally irrelevant to my life, and I wan't nothing to do with him what so ever, this was made quite obvious to him when he was rushed to the hospital do to internal bleeding's in his lungs. I was told by the doctors that I should get to the hospital asap so i could say my goodbyes to him, do to the fact that if he even woke up again (which was unlikely, not highly unlikely, but unlikely) he would most likely be mentally "damage" do to the lack of oxygen he had suffered. (he woke up fine, no mental damage at all, and have sins made a full recovery) (which i could care less, about had he died it would not have made any difference to my life, I only see him as by biological father, to me i simply have no father, he is just a person of my past I have no desire to ever see again)