Mei, Tsunade, and Kushina...

Andy Bogard

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You gotta nail one, marry one, kill one--GO!!
This is a nonbash
 

DanesoulX

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Nail Mei, Marry Kushina and kill Tsunade
 

Desanto

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Nail Tsunade
Marry Kushina
Kill Mei
 

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How about if i marry all 3, have some fun time with them and then give divorce to them :hint:
 

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kushina Seems like a Nice Gal...
Mei Really Like a One Night Stand.
Tsunade as a girl that Is a Bit of an *****.
 

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They are drawings but if I had to choose I would nail mei, marry kushina and kill tsunade
 

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Nail kushina.........i wanna have a child that looks like naruto (kinda) Lol
 

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nail mei everyday secretly at office or at a hotel, marry kushina and nail her also at home and kill tsunade.
 

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Nail Mei- if a child was produced then kid would have Fire, Earth, and Water release which would be awesome!/ I wouldn't have the mother after me until I die of old age.(no uzumaki) plus she is the Mizukage if i married the Hokage then she couldn't do anything to me if I wanted out.

Marry Tsunade- She is the Hokage of the Fire country (im sure husband would have some serious benefits); has awesome healing techs to keep me healthy and I would get to be with 2 Kages because of above reason. Then when I go to kill Kushina (assuming she is somehow okay with this) She can teach me Healing techs, Uzumaki seals, perfect chakara control, how to enhance my strength, and various toxins to help aid me in killing the Jink./ fending off being melted by Mizukage if that relationship went south.

Kill Kushina- Bossy lady with weird sayings and would always be weird because the Fox is always hanging around so technically it would ALWAYS be a threesome... with a beast.... But I don't like the idea of trying to kill the 9 tails Jink. 1.)She was really powerful uzumaki. 2.) She would enhance the leaf's military power.
 
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Andy Bogard

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I third this
Too late, I took third :p
wait can i bang tsunade before i kill her ?????
:leaf:
nope lol
Nail Mei- if a child was produced then kid would have Fire, Earth, and Water release which would be awesome!/ I wouldn't have the mother after me until I die of old age.(no uzumaki) plus she is the Mizukage if i married the Hokage then she couldn't do anything to me if I wanted out.

Marry Tsunade- She is the Hokage of the Fire country (im sure husband would have some serious benefits); has awesome healing techs to keep me healthy and I would get to be with 2 Kages because of above reason. Then when I go to kill Kushina (assuming she is somehow okay with this) She can teach me Healing techs, Uzumaki seals, perfect chakara control, how to enhance my strength, and various toxins to help aid me in killing the Jink./ fending off being melted by Mizukage if that relationship went south.

Kill Kushina- Bossy lady with weird sayings and would always be weird because the Fox is always hanging around so technically it would ALWAYS be a threesome... with a beast.... But I don't like the idea of trying to kill the 9 tails Jink. 1.)She was really powerful uzumaki. 2.) She would enhance the leaf's military power.

Really strong point... Damn, still gonna keep mine though haha
 
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