The Martyr of Konoha: The Itachi Uchiha FC
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Hakairyoku
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... That's amazing hahaha. XD And don't worry, I only started watching One Piece last summer. :leaf:
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Its kinda long joke 
but once u read it I know u'll like it 
made me a bit sad though
but once u read it I know u'll like it made me a bit sad though
It's Saturday morning and John's just about to set off on a round of golf when he realizes that he forgot to tell his wife that the guy who fixes the washing machine is coming around at noon. So John heads back to the clubhouse and phones home.
"Hello?" says a little girl's voice.
"Hi, honey, it's Daddy," says John. "Is Mommy near the phone?"
"No, Daddy. She's upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Fred."
After a brief pause, John says, "But you haven't got an Uncle Fred, honey!"
"Yes, I do, and he's upstairs in the bedroom with Mommy!"
"Okay, then. Here's what I want you do. Put down the phone, run upstairs and knock on the bedroom door and shout in to Mommy and Uncle Fred that my car's just pulled up outside the house."
"Okay, Daddy!" A few minutes later, the little girl comes back to the phone. "Well, I did what you said, Daddy."
"And what happened?"
"Well, Mommy jumped out of bed and ran around screaming, then she tripped over the rug and went out the front window and now she's all dead."
"Oh, my God! What about Uncle Fred?"
"He jumped out of bed too, and he was all scared, and he jumped out the back window into the swimming pool. But he must have forgot that last week you took out all the water to clean it, so he hit the bottom of the swimming pool and now he's dead too."
There is a long pause.
"Swimming pool? Sorry wrong number.
"Hello?" says a little girl's voice.
"Hi, honey, it's Daddy," says John. "Is Mommy near the phone?"
"No, Daddy. She's upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Fred."
After a brief pause, John says, "But you haven't got an Uncle Fred, honey!"
"Yes, I do, and he's upstairs in the bedroom with Mommy!"
"Okay, then. Here's what I want you do. Put down the phone, run upstairs and knock on the bedroom door and shout in to Mommy and Uncle Fred that my car's just pulled up outside the house."
"Okay, Daddy!" A few minutes later, the little girl comes back to the phone. "Well, I did what you said, Daddy."
"And what happened?"
"Well, Mommy jumped out of bed and ran around screaming, then she tripped over the rug and went out the front window and now she's all dead."
"Oh, my God! What about Uncle Fred?"
"He jumped out of bed too, and he was all scared, and he jumped out the back window into the swimming pool. But he must have forgot that last week you took out all the water to clean it, so he hit the bottom of the swimming pool and now he's dead too."
There is a long pause.
"Swimming pool? Sorry wrong number.
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Haha, no, no you aren't! XD :leaf:
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I am a wicked, HORRIBLE person for laughing at this. XD But, it made me sad too.Its kinda long jokeIt's Saturday morning and John's just about to set off on a round of golf when he realizes that he forgot to tell his wife that the guy who fixes the washing machine is coming around at noon. So John heads back to the clubhouse and phones home.
"Hello?" says a little girl's voice.
"Hi, honey, it's Daddy," says John. "Is Mommy near the phone?"
"No, Daddy. She's upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Fred."
After a brief pause, John says, "But you haven't got an Uncle Fred, honey!"
"Yes, I do, and he's upstairs in the bedroom with Mommy!"
"Okay, then. Here's what I want you do. Put down the phone, run upstairs and knock on the bedroom door and shout in to Mommy and Uncle Fred that my car's just pulled up outside the house."
"Okay, Daddy!" A few minutes later, the little girl comes back to the phone. "Well, I did what you said, Daddy."
"And what happened?"
"Well, Mommy jumped out of bed and ran around screaming, then she tripped over the rug and went out the front window and now she's all dead."
"Oh, my God! What about Uncle Fred?"
"He jumped out of bed too, and he was all scared, and he jumped out the back window into the swimming pool. But he must have forgot that last week you took out all the water to clean it, so he hit the bottom of the swimming pool and now he's dead too."
There is a long pause.
"Swimming pool? Sorry wrong number.
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Its kinda long jokeIt's Saturday morning and John's just about to set off on a round of golf when he realizes that he forgot to tell his wife that the guy who fixes the washing machine is coming around at noon. So John heads back to the clubhouse and phones home.
"Hello?" says a little girl's voice.
"Hi, honey, it's Daddy," says John. "Is Mommy near the phone?"
"No, Daddy. She's upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Fred."
After a brief pause, John says, "But you haven't got an Uncle Fred, honey!"
"Yes, I do, and he's upstairs in the bedroom with Mommy!"
"Okay, then. Here's what I want you do. Put down the phone, run upstairs and knock on the bedroom door and shout in to Mommy and Uncle Fred that my car's just pulled up outside the house."
"Okay, Daddy!" A few minutes later, the little girl comes back to the phone. "Well, I did what you said, Daddy."
"And what happened?"
"Well, Mommy jumped out of bed and ran around screaming, then she tripped over the rug and went out the front window and now she's all dead."
"Oh, my God! What about Uncle Fred?"
"He jumped out of bed too, and he was all scared, and he jumped out the back window into the swimming pool. But he must have forgot that last week you took out all the water to clean it, so he hit the bottom of the swimming pool and now he's dead too."
There is a long pause.
"Swimming pool? Sorry wrong number.
... that was AMAZING. :leaf: XD
That's good! XD XD XDHaha, no, no you aren't! XD :leaf:
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I am a wicked, HORRIBLE person for laughing at this. XD But, it made me sad too.
... I feel like I'm laughing too hard at this. :leaf:
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Yeah! XD
Oh don't worry, I was too. :leaf:
Also, it's time for some Itachi fanart!! <3
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Isn't it fun to have those kinds of friends? :snick: XDI sent it to my friend and she had the same reaction XD XD XD
Excuse me while I fangirl over that amazing Itachi fanart.:ls: <3
:yayy:
Fangirl away!!
:ls:[video=youtube;iyuuzPJP2LU]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iyuuzPJP2LU[/video]
I get chills whenever this song is played in the anime, even if Itachi isn't involved. <3
It is!!! XD XD XDIsn't it fun to have those kinds of friends? :snick: XD
Fangirl away!!
[video=youtube;iyuuzPJP2LU]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iyuuzPJP2LU[/video]
I get chills whenever this song is played in the anime, even if Itachi isn't involved. <3
I shall!
:ls:I do too! It's so great :x3:
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They're the best kind!! XDIt is!!! XD XD XD
I shall!
I do too! It's so great :x3:
Me too!
:yayy:I know right?? xd
It concerns me bit that ALL of my friends are like that.They're the best kind!! XD
Me too!
I know right?? xd
XD like the other day, Banana and I were saying before I die I should just have a bunch of things with milk in it and since I'm gonna die anyway I should die accomplished. So then we started debating if age affects the timing for an anaphylactic reaction to occur. For young people (the babies of the Naruto FC XD) like us, it's around a half hour (I've sadly figured that out through personal experience 
), but we were wondering if being older would make it faster. See what I mean? XD:ls:
Yeah! =D
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XD :leaf: I can't say that ALL of my friends are like that, but most of them are.It concerns me bit that ALL of my friends are like that.
:ls:
Yeah! =D
Hahaha, well, I guess if you were already on the way out, why not?? Wow, you figured that out through personal experience? That must've been scary!! I do see what you mean though, and I actually think it's a legitimate question! xD :ls: HahaI might have a couple that aren't, but most are. XD exactly! Hehe, yeah... it wasXD :leaf: I can't say that ALL of my friends are like that, but most of them are.
it is legitimate despite creepy sounding... :leaf:
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Yup, same here. XD :leaf: Fun stuff.I might have a couple that aren't, but most are. XD exactly! Hehe, yeah... it was
Yes, quite creepy sounding indeed, but legitimate nonetheless!
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People, I looked up "itachi uchiha gif" on Google to find this. <3 You know what I also found? A post of mine from this very FC!! It was AMAZING!!! :T_T:
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Haha XD yeah... it happened 9 or 10 years ago though when I was in kindergarten. Fun.Yup, same here. XD :leaf: Fun stuff.
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People, I looked up "itachi uchiha gif" on Google to find this. <3 You know what I also found? A post of mine from this very FC!! It was AMAZING!!! :T_T:
it kind of sucks since when it happens you can't stop coughing, you're throat hurts, and you're like COUGH COUGH DYING HERE XD but I figured out that it takes a half hour to fully close because my parents drove me to the allergist which is 30 minutes away from where I live, and when I got there they said it was almost completely closed. So yeah. XD exactly! I had that gif on my phone! I deleted it though to free up memory space. It's so amazing :T_T: you did? That's so ironic! =D
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GUH, that's scary! Especially since you were that young!! :T_T: Haha, I see.Haha XD yeah... it happened 9 or 10 years ago though when I was in kindergarten. Fun.
I had that gif on my phone! I deleted it though to free up memory space. It's so amazing :T_T: you did? That's so ironic! =D
I've never had it happen before, but that's a lot like what my friends tell me they went through. :Omg: Oh my goodness! Well, jeez, I'm glad you made it in time!! <3 Awesome! =D AWWWW haha. :NO: Yeah, it really is though! It was definitely ironic!! It was my post from when Itachi was released from Edo Tensei in the anime. I had used a bunch of gifs, and none of them were actually of Itachi. They were reaction gifs. So I don't even know why it came up in the search, but it was hilarious!!
So I don't even know why it came up in the search, but it was hilarious!!