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Chapter One: The Journey Begins
In a far off land in the period of the medieval times there was a great ruler and king who everyone respected and feared, he went through many perilous journeys with outrageous outcomes along with his knights of Camelot, or the knights of the square table. He wasn?t able to find a round table and was too lazy to make one himself.
-The king and his trustworthy servant rode into the gate of the castle with William Tells overture playing on loud volume-
??? : Hello kind sirs I am on a journey to collect brave knights to for my square table. May I ask who lives in this castle?
German Soldier: Who are you? (In a German accent)
??? : Why sir, I am BishamonSama, king of the apes. But you may call me Bisha and my trusty knight Hiruzen, the one who likes the rabbits. :rabbit:
German Soldier: Eh? what do you want Tarzan?
Bisha: Why my name is not Tarzan? I wish to speak to the owner of this castle.
German Soldier: Why not you?re dressed like him.
-Looks at Bisha with a small leopard skin boxer and no pants.
Bisha : Damn I forgot to put on pants again!!!!
German Soldier: So If I am correct your mother is an ape and your father went to Africa and made love with her... your existance disgusts me.... U_U
Bisha : O_O
German Soldier: Now go away before our master comes to mock you once again?
Bisha: But who is your master.
German Soldier: Heil Hitler!!!!!!!!!
Bisha: O___O Hitler hasn?t been born yet?
German Soldier: Yes he has? he is disappointed over the death of MJ
Bisha: O___O He hasn?t been born either? Your mad!!!
German Soldier: Your mad!!! So how did you travel here you foolish ape people?
Bisha: We walked didn?t you see us coming in?
German Soldier: Then what were those funny noises you displayed, silly English men?
Bisha: As Hiruzen and I wandered we found this device that played sounds and had a screen of some sort?
German Soldier: An iPhone or either an iPod touch, by the way did you say you just found it there lying on the ground.
Bisha: So it?s called an iPhone, eh? and yes on the ground.
German soldier: The hell man, are you suggesting that thing time traveled on its own back into the medieval ages, you?re mad.
Bisha: Well there could be someone who sent it back into time for a purpose.
German Soldier: My god man it?s a recession, but what if that person is rich.
Other German Soldier: Yes but what if it was Hitler.
German Soldier: But what if it was me?
Other German Soldier: Yes it makes perfect sense. You time travel back into the past then gave birth to yourselfself and after that I gave birth to myself you gave birth to my father and after that I time traveled into the future and gave birth to Hitler and he gave birth to you and I time traveled back into the past and found the iPhone you sent back into the past to find.
German Soldier: It?s brilliant?
Bisha and Hiruzen: O______________________O
-Bisha and Hiruzen ride away from the nonsense whislt playing William Tells overture and they ride through a town of butt naked people and are seen by some local villagers-
Naked Guy: He must be important.
Other Naked Guy: Why do you say that?
Naked Guy: Cause he?s not butt naked and swinging his privates everywhere.
Other Naked Guy ?While swinging his private around- : You?re probably right?
King Bisha and Hiruzen make their way into a forest of death what does it hold for them, mushrooms, monkeys, or even Dorothy and Todo on the yellow brick road.As they go deeper into the find two brave knights in the middle of a duel, the first on dressed entirely in black and wearing a mask that covers you?re his face and the second one in regular gray steel attire, they duke it out and in one final blow the black knight chops off the other head
Knight 1: My head it?s not connected to my body anymore help me. Ah!!!!!!!!
??? : The hell, die already.
-The Knights head is carried off by carnivorous squirrels-
Knight 1: Save me!!!!!!!!!
-Hiruzen and Bisha begin to walk up to the unknown stranger-
Bisha: What is your name brave sir knight? Would you like to join my square table?
??? : O_O
Bisha : That is fine we will take out leave.
??? : None shall pass the wake of Darth Vader.
-Takes out his light saber, ready for combat-
Hiruzen : O_O This isn?t star wars.
Bisha : Very well.
-Bisha takes out his light saber-
Hiruzen : Why am I not surprised U_U
-Bisha and Darth begin fierce saber combat, while Hiruzen stands there watching, with a quick move Bisha cuts off his hand-
Darth Vader: The force is strong with you? let us continue
Bisha : Your damn arm is cut off?
Darth Vader: This is just a scratch.
-Attacks Bisha again and this time Bisha cuts off his other hand-
Bisha: You were a worthy adversary; the dark side of the force is strong within you.
Darth Vader: The force be with you too.
Bisha: O_____O Thats not a insult.
-Kicks Bisha in the shin-
Bisha: Why do you want more?
Hiruzen: Give him what he came for.
-Bisha grabs his sword and gets ready to chop off his head-
Darth Vader: Wait!!!!!!!!!!!! I am your father.
??? : Speaking of fathers?.
Hiruzen: Not them again?
German soldier: If I was your father and you were my father than I would be my grandfather so if I was my grandfather than I am my father?s father so if I am my father?s father than I would be my own grandson and you would be my father while I am also your father?.
German Soldier 2: The work of science?
Darth Vader: Noes!!!!!!!! Kill me I cannot take this anymore?
-He looks around and sees no sight of Bisha or Hiruzen-
Darth Vader: No!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
-Bisha and Hiruzen stop running as they enter a small town-
Hiruzen : Whew! That was a close one?
Bisha: Atleast we got rid of them..
Hiruzen: Lets go out and find some more knights for the square table, why cant we make it round?
Bisha : Nonsense. Hahahahaha!!!! xd
They walk deeper into the town in search of new recruits who or what will they encounter. Tune in next time to find out if not Darth Vader will find you?.
In a far off land in the period of the medieval times there was a great ruler and king who everyone respected and feared, he went through many perilous journeys with outrageous outcomes along with his knights of Camelot, or the knights of the square table. He wasn?t able to find a round table and was too lazy to make one himself.
-The king and his trustworthy servant rode into the gate of the castle with William Tells overture playing on loud volume-
??? : Hello kind sirs I am on a journey to collect brave knights to for my square table. May I ask who lives in this castle?
German Soldier: Who are you? (In a German accent)
??? : Why sir, I am BishamonSama, king of the apes. But you may call me Bisha and my trusty knight Hiruzen, the one who likes the rabbits. :rabbit:
German Soldier: Eh? what do you want Tarzan?
Bisha: Why my name is not Tarzan? I wish to speak to the owner of this castle.
German Soldier: Why not you?re dressed like him.
-Looks at Bisha with a small leopard skin boxer and no pants.
Bisha : Damn I forgot to put on pants again!!!!
German Soldier: So If I am correct your mother is an ape and your father went to Africa and made love with her... your existance disgusts me.... U_U
Bisha : O_O
German Soldier: Now go away before our master comes to mock you once again?
Bisha: But who is your master.
German Soldier: Heil Hitler!!!!!!!!!
Bisha: O___O Hitler hasn?t been born yet?
German Soldier: Yes he has? he is disappointed over the death of MJ
Bisha: O___O He hasn?t been born either? Your mad!!!
German Soldier: Your mad!!! So how did you travel here you foolish ape people?
Bisha: We walked didn?t you see us coming in?
German Soldier: Then what were those funny noises you displayed, silly English men?
Bisha: As Hiruzen and I wandered we found this device that played sounds and had a screen of some sort?
German Soldier: An iPhone or either an iPod touch, by the way did you say you just found it there lying on the ground.
Bisha: So it?s called an iPhone, eh? and yes on the ground.
German soldier: The hell man, are you suggesting that thing time traveled on its own back into the medieval ages, you?re mad.
Bisha: Well there could be someone who sent it back into time for a purpose.
German Soldier: My god man it?s a recession, but what if that person is rich.
Other German Soldier: Yes but what if it was Hitler.
German Soldier: But what if it was me?
Other German Soldier: Yes it makes perfect sense. You time travel back into the past then gave birth to yourselfself and after that I gave birth to myself you gave birth to my father and after that I time traveled into the future and gave birth to Hitler and he gave birth to you and I time traveled back into the past and found the iPhone you sent back into the past to find.
German Soldier: It?s brilliant?
Bisha and Hiruzen: O______________________O
-Bisha and Hiruzen ride away from the nonsense whislt playing William Tells overture and they ride through a town of butt naked people and are seen by some local villagers-
Naked Guy: He must be important.
Other Naked Guy: Why do you say that?
Naked Guy: Cause he?s not butt naked and swinging his privates everywhere.
Other Naked Guy ?While swinging his private around- : You?re probably right?
King Bisha and Hiruzen make their way into a forest of death what does it hold for them, mushrooms, monkeys, or even Dorothy and Todo on the yellow brick road.As they go deeper into the find two brave knights in the middle of a duel, the first on dressed entirely in black and wearing a mask that covers you?re his face and the second one in regular gray steel attire, they duke it out and in one final blow the black knight chops off the other head
Knight 1: My head it?s not connected to my body anymore help me. Ah!!!!!!!!
??? : The hell, die already.
-The Knights head is carried off by carnivorous squirrels-
Knight 1: Save me!!!!!!!!!
-Hiruzen and Bisha begin to walk up to the unknown stranger-
Bisha: What is your name brave sir knight? Would you like to join my square table?
??? : O_O
Bisha : That is fine we will take out leave.
??? : None shall pass the wake of Darth Vader.
-Takes out his light saber, ready for combat-
Hiruzen : O_O This isn?t star wars.
Bisha : Very well.
-Bisha takes out his light saber-
Hiruzen : Why am I not surprised U_U
-Bisha and Darth begin fierce saber combat, while Hiruzen stands there watching, with a quick move Bisha cuts off his hand-
Darth Vader: The force is strong with you? let us continue
Bisha : Your damn arm is cut off?
Darth Vader: This is just a scratch.
-Attacks Bisha again and this time Bisha cuts off his other hand-
Bisha: You were a worthy adversary; the dark side of the force is strong within you.
Darth Vader: The force be with you too.
Bisha: O_____O Thats not a insult.
-Kicks Bisha in the shin-
Bisha: Why do you want more?
Hiruzen: Give him what he came for.
-Bisha grabs his sword and gets ready to chop off his head-
Darth Vader: Wait!!!!!!!!!!!! I am your father.
??? : Speaking of fathers?.
Hiruzen: Not them again?
German soldier: If I was your father and you were my father than I would be my grandfather so if I was my grandfather than I am my father?s father so if I am my father?s father than I would be my own grandson and you would be my father while I am also your father?.
German Soldier 2: The work of science?
Darth Vader: Noes!!!!!!!! Kill me I cannot take this anymore?
-He looks around and sees no sight of Bisha or Hiruzen-
Darth Vader: No!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
-Bisha and Hiruzen stop running as they enter a small town-
Hiruzen : Whew! That was a close one?
Bisha: Atleast we got rid of them..
Hiruzen: Lets go out and find some more knights for the square table, why cant we make it round?
Bisha : Nonsense. Hahahahaha!!!! xd
They walk deeper into the town in search of new recruits who or what will they encounter. Tune in next time to find out if not Darth Vader will find you?.
