The swarm hive... Those are really often nowadays.
The Staff Tick
This warrior prefers to fight on the vm and pm walls of the staff members profiles instead of doing so out in the open through threads and discussions. Sucking upon the blood of innocent staff members, these parasitic warriors obcess about staff members, generally one in particular. Instead of discussing normal forum topics or making their own, these warriors pick and prick about the staff member in an attempt to make him bleed to their own pleasure. They stalk the staff member, lurking around every action they take and making sure they note every single mistake even if there is none. They will then go to the staff members wall and, through sarcastic or ironic remakrs will try to induce the staff member into mistake or induce his wrath. From that wrath they take pleasure in showcasing to the community how unfair and corrupt the staff is and how innocent and just they are in opposition. Some Staff ticks are very smart and agile, managing to outsmart most normal members and even the most expeirenced staff member maybe prone to take a few battle wounds in their weak moments. Although they won't ofetn partake in normal sections of the forum they will have done so in the past and although being harmless towards most nomral warriors and members, Staff Ticks are also very opportunistic for as, although they like the one-on-one discussion in vms/pms with the staff member they cling onto, any staff member or situation where they can dig into a staff discussion they take part. If there is any type of staff bashing, often staff ticks swarm in and suck dry any blood they can feed on, working together to take pleasure in the "kill", be it from staff or from any member who disagrees with them so beware. Because they are small and doe little damage, the parasitic Staff Ticks normally end up facing virtual death by "permatitis bannun" but some, more skillful ones manage to fester around for years.
Lol Scorps. Beware of the archivists. Anything you say can be and will be used against you.
Congrats! :heh:Mudo said:Lmao @the Centurion, that'll be me soon. xD
Very amusing list.
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