[Forum Warriors] Forum user personalities:

[Avani]

The swarm hive... Those are really often nowadays.


The Staff Tick
This warrior prefers to fight on the vm and pm walls of the staff members profiles instead of doing so out in the open through threads and discussions. Sucking upon the blood of innocent staff members, these parasitic warriors obcess about staff members, generally one in particular. Instead of discussing normal forum topics or making their own, these warriors pick and prick about the staff member in an attempt to make him bleed to their own pleasure. They stalk the staff member, lurking around every action they take and making sure they note every single mistake even if there is none. They will then go to the staff members wall and, through sarcastic or ironic remakrs will try to induce the staff member into mistake or induce his wrath. From that wrath they take pleasure in showcasing to the community how unfair and corrupt the staff is and how innocent and just they are in opposition. Some Staff ticks are very smart and agile, managing to outsmart most normal members and even the most expeirenced staff member maybe prone to take a few battle wounds in their weak moments. Although they won't ofetn partake in normal sections of the forum they will have done so in the past and although being harmless towards most nomral warriors and members, Staff Ticks are also very opportunistic for as, although they like the one-on-one discussion in vms/pms with the staff member they cling onto, any staff member or situation where they can dig into a staff discussion they take part. If there is any type of staff bashing, often staff ticks swarm in and suck dry any blood they can feed on, working together to take pleasure in the "kill", be it from staff or from any member who disagrees with them so beware. Because they are small and doe little damage, the parasitic Staff Ticks normally end up facing virtual death by "permatitis bannun" but some, more skillful ones manage to fester around for years.

Lol Scorps. Beware of the archivists. Anything you say can be and will be used against you.

Lmao @the Centurion, that'll be me soon. xD

Very amusing list.

Congrats! :heh:

 

[The Sach]

Ah, Ira has posted a really fantastic thread, I loved this thread so much that I came online specifically to post on this thread(as my exams are going on, I won't be online for next few days...)
The suitable for me is 'Eagle Scout', I always like to work on my thread, and topic on which I am going to create the thread before posting it...xd
Talking about NB, no doubt it is full of fanboys and coffee Klatches...

 

[Sherlock.]

I'm too Lazy to read all this.... _@:

Bored Slackers
These people are super lazy and seldom read any large posts completely. Still they believe they need to add something to the discussion without reading and comprehending and often add irrelevant posts to the discussion. They are lazy to type a little more than they usually do even if it means they won't be able to convey their idea fully. They'll make do with it but won't bother typing more the moment they get bored of typing.They might have great ideas but they are never able to convey them to the others because of their slacking and getting bored quickly.

^^^^ Example of a Bored Slacker....

 

[Paramour]

The swarm hive... Those are really often nowadays.


The Staff Tick
This warrior prefers to fight on the vm and pm walls of the staff members profiles instead of doing so out in the open through threads and discussions. Sucking upon the blood of innocent staff members, these parasitic warriors obcess about staff members, generally one in particular. Instead of discussing normal forum topics or making their own, these warriors pick and prick about the staff member in an attempt to make him bleed to their own pleasure. They stalk the staff member, lurking around every action they take and making sure they note every single mistake even if there is none. They will then go to the staff members wall and, through sarcastic or ironic remakrs will try to induce the staff member into mistake or induce his wrath. From that wrath they take pleasure in showcasing to the community how unfair and corrupt the staff is and how innocent and just they are in opposition. Some Staff ticks are very smart and agile, managing to outsmart most normal members and even the most expeirenced staff member maybe prone to take a few battle wounds in their weak moments. Although they won't ofetn partake in normal sections of the forum they will have done so in the past and although being harmless towards most nomral warriors and members, Staff Ticks are also very opportunistic for as, although they like the one-on-one discussion in vms/pms with the staff member they cling onto, any staff member or situation where they can dig into a staff discussion they take part. If there is any type of staff bashing, often staff ticks swarm in and suck dry any blood they can feed on, working together to take pleasure in the "kill", be it from staff or from any member who disagrees with them so beware. Because they are small and doe little damage, the parasitic Staff Ticks normally end up facing virtual death by "permatitis bannun" but some, more skillful ones manage to fester around for years.

Vind je het gek? :| The thread gets closed, duh.

Well when more and more Ents become tree-ish Orcs are the ones who increase.

BTW Frankenstein for an ava was a really good choice.Lovely character. =D

W-wait you read Noblesse as well? No way. ;-; Or I have misunderstand. x)

WE NEED MOAR VOTES!!

I like to vote as well but I'm uncertain.

Edit: For now I will vote as I mentioned earlier The Evil Clown!

 

[Scorps]

The Zombie
This warrior has had many titles when he lived and trived in the forums. He could have been a Kung-fu warrior or a Troll. A fanboy or a nany. The only trait that can be recognized while in life to these warriors is their obcession with the forum, the community and their total dependance and addition to it. However, at some point during his life, he made a big mistake and lost his mind. As a result, he forever departed the grass filled lands of the forum, banned from its life. Deprived of the fertile grounds of the forum that once nurished their addition, the warrior can't let go of his attachment to it and as a result, through unknown powerful dark forces comes back to life in a new form, an abobination: the Alternicus Accountus! Deprived of his original life, the Zombie loses all his original self and loses himself in the simple desires that now rule his new form. His drive is now solely to troll, to cause havoc and to bash and insult others. The hunger to feast on others misfortune and on general self caused havcok on the forum is absoolute and they cannot help themselves. They will target anyone but their main dish seems to be staff members. The link they had to their former life is very strong in the begining, using the reencarnation into the new form as a way to try and get others to support his cause and to seek support in his pardon as a hope of getting his full reincarnation. However, as time passes and the Zombie returns again and again, the link to their past life deteriorates to the point where he will not even remember why he is coming back to life for. The speech and actions become increasingly primitve and the Zombie eventually becomes a mindless repetitive brute who listens to nothing before it finally crumbles into dust and is fogotten. At first, the staff will kill it with fire, mainly holy infraction grade fire, which proves higly effective in most cases. However, some resilient and specially resistant Zombies will dwell in the dark arts and lear Proxyal Magic, a dark art which makes them somewhat resistant to fire. The staff then resorts usually to other forms of power from high grade level 100 wall of text defenses to silencing spells, clensing the forums over and over again until the treat is erased. These special zombies gain the name of Dragon Lord Zombies. Thankfully, the amount of energy and the amount of mental instability needed to descend and form such a zombie makes it a very rare occurence.

sorry about spelling mistakes. on ipad.

 

[Erin]

lol, this is awesome.

I don't fit in to any of them though.

 

[Nous]

xD Glorious Discovery Ira! What adds to the humor of such a thread is the fact that all members do fall under one of such, descriptions [more or less].

If any possess intelligence upon me, please inform me on what you believe I am. -Thank You.

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[Paramour]

The drama queen/king.

Seeks for attention all over the forums, when seeming failure, (s)he totally gets off-topic leading members to quote its post and spam. When/while that is happening the drama person enjoys his/her time the most. Later after receiving multiple infractions the drama person does not give up by flaming that (whom has given the infraction(s)) staff member. Awhile later when other staff members get involve (s)he feels so special and begins to even PM an Admin about it. Things get more ****ed up and if everything is finally settled down, he/she is will start the circle over.

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Not many will admit this kind of behavior, but damn I have seen a lot of drama queens/kings on NarutoBase.

Lol

 

[FemmeFatale]

The drama queen/king.

Seeks for attention all over the forums, when seeming failure, (s)he totally gets off-topic leading members to quote its post and spam. When/while that is happening the drama person enjoys his/her time the most. Later after receiving multiple infractions the drama person does not give up by flaming that (whom has given the infraction(s)) staff member. Awhile later when other staff members get involve (s)he feels so special and begins to even PM an Admin about it. Things get more ****ed up and if everything is finally settled down, he/she is will start the circle over.

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Not many will admit this kind of behavior, but damn I have seen a lot of drama queens/kings on NarutoBase.

Lol

I think I indirectly do this lol, it is never my intention to, lol. Minus the infraction part.

 

[Avani]

xD Glorious Discovery Ira! What adds to the humor of such a thread is the fact that all members do fall under one of such, descriptions [more or less].

If any possess intelligence upon me, please inform me on what you believe I am. -Thank You.

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Lol Yea.. and many of us have our moments and are in different categories at different times
while some show excessive signs of a particular category or two. . It's just fun to see the descriptions of what we may be doing on specific occasions.

You are welcome!^^

 

[FemmeFatale]

Unfortunately this is me, and Im a humble enough Goddess to admit it, but there is a certain level of logic behind what I post.

The Zealous Evangelist

Passionate and overenthusiastic, the zealous evangelist goes on and on about topics that he vehemently believes in. However, blind faith doesn’t always serve him well.
The content may be beautifully written and rich, but the logic and substance may be lacking. He skims the tip of the iceberg but doesn’t care to explore its depths. He avoids any perspective that challenges his ideas or content.

He is hardworking and determined, constantly promoting his content, hoping to convince others of his ways and gain more followers. But the zealous evangelist can come across as pushy and irrationally stubborn because he is so set in his beliefs. He does not consider other people’s ideas if they challenge his. His passion might even hinder his ability to think logically and could cause friction with others.
The spirit is willing, but the flesh weak. He believes he can help or teach others, but he might not actually have the ability to do so well. His content, though serious and with merit, can come across as biased and can thus impede discussion, becoming boring and stale.

 

[Paramour]

I think 99% of our members have watched: Winnie The Pooh, in our younger years.

Wells how many of you know the characters from the TV Show? Do you guys remember Donkey? The always depressing one. Yes? Alright!

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The depressing one.

These members will post the most the depressing things in threads, posts but mainly in her/his profile, status and especially tell over VM's. Now VM's are part of the forums. They are kind of similar to the Drama queens/kings on NB, but they are a little different qua the attitude the show you and you can not help but feel sorry and have mercy. The depressing ones mostly have a good life outside NB showing their bright-side in real life, but in the inside they are deeply hurt and find the only way to express themselves by mourning out it on NarutoBase.

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Lol who will admit? Um me? Naaah. x'D

 

[Kishi Uzumaki]

Hey ira . where is android in the poll ? i waited you to add it to vote on the poll

 

[Avani]

Bong

Is it just you or does this guy seem to babble on and on without making any sense whatsoever? Does he lurch from one non sequitur to another? Are you baffled by his obscure metaphors? Are there so many typos you think that maybe he was typing while wearing a catcher's mit? Can he really MEAN what he just said? What in the hell is hey talking about, anyway? Is this guy smoking something? Well, yes...in fact he is, and lightly tethered in orbit high above the Earth Bong remains far beyond the grasp of the even the most powerful of Warriors.

Klaxon

WARNING!!! YOU MUST READ THIS!!! Klaxon, the internet Chicken Little, raises the alarm for each and every paranoid conspiracy theory, Federal Big-Brother scheme, internet hoax, and latest computer virus. No black helicopter alert is so ludicrous, no urban legend so implausible, that he will not pass it along as accepted fact (in ALL CAPS with multiple exclamation marks). Congratulations, you are recipient 16,747 of today's Urban Myth. CAUTION: Evil Clown or even Klaxon himself may sometimes spread false alarms just to stir up trouble.

Added these two along with android in the poll.

 

[Kishi Uzumaki]

Bong

Is it just you or does this guy seem to babble on and on without making any sense whatsoever? Does he lurch from one non sequitur to another? Are you baffled by his obscure metaphors? Are there so many typos you think that maybe he was typing while wearing a catcher's mit? Can he really MEAN what he just said? What in the hell is hey talking about, anyway? Is this guy smoking something? Well, yes...in fact he is, and lightly tethered in orbit high above the Earth Bong remains far beyond the grasp of the even the most powerful of Warriors.

Klaxon

WARNING!!! YOU MUST READ THIS!!! Klaxon, the internet Chicken Little, raises the alarm for each and every paranoid conspiracy theory, Federal Big-Brother scheme, internet hoax, and latest computer virus. No black helicopter alert is so ludicrous, no urban legend so implausible, that he will not pass it along as accepted fact (in ALL CAPS with multiple exclamation marks). Congratulations, you are recipient 16,747 of today's Urban Myth. CAUTION: Evil Clown or even Klaxon himself may sometimes spread false alarms just to stir up trouble.

Added these two along with android in the poll.

Thanks ira .

 

[Scorps]

I love those two Ira!

 

[Avani]

The Zombie
This warrior has had many titles when he lived and trived in the forums. He could have been a Kung-fu warrior or a Troll. A fanboy or a nany. The only trait that can be recognized while in life to these warriors is their obcession with the forum, the community and their total dependance and addition to it. However, at some point during his life, he made a big mistake and lost his mind. As a result, he forever departed the grass filled lands of the forum, banned from its life. Deprived of the fertile grounds of the forum that once nurished their addition, the warrior can't let go of his attachment to it and as a result, through unknown powerful dark forces comes back to life in a new form, an abobination: the Alternicus Accountus! Deprived of his original life, the Zombie loses all his original self and loses himself in the simple desires that now rule his new form. His drive is now solely to troll, to cause havoc and to bash and insult others. The hunger to feast on others misfortune and on general self caused havcok on the forum is absoolute and they cannot help themselves. They will target anyone but their main dish seems to be staff members. The link they had to their former life is very strong in the begining, using the reencarnation into the new form as a way to try and get others to support his cause and to seek support in his pardon as a hope of getting his full reincarnation. However, as time passes and the Zombie returns again and again, the link to their past life deteriorates to the point where he will not even remember why he is coming back to life for. The speech and actions become increasingly primitve and the Zombie eventually becomes a mindless repetitive brute who listens to nothing before it finally crumbles into dust and is fogotten. At first, the staff will kill it with fire, mainly holy infraction grade fire, which proves higly effective in most cases. However, some resilient and specially resistant Zombies will dwell in the dark arts and lear Proxyal Magic, a dark art which makes them somewhat resistant to fire. The staff then resorts usually to other forms of power from high grade level 100 wall of text defenses to silencing spells, clensing the forums over and over again until the treat is erased. These special zombies gain the name of Dragon Lord Zombies. Thankfully, the amount of energy and the amount of mental instability needed to descend and form such a zombie makes it a very rare occurence.

sorry about spelling mistakes. on ipad.

lol nice. Someone once called them shadow clones but Zombie suit this definition better.

 

[Pavoneo]

Hmm, good thread. Not sure which one I am though .-. I fall into a bit of a few of them.

#4

 

[Tendou00]

Iam a Big Cat, Impostor and a litle Ents too

 

[Horus]

Newbie: Unsteady in his knowledge of computers and cyberculture Newbie perambulates the internet, blithely stumbling his way into discussion forums. He seldom reads the FAQs and is utterly clueless about the basics of netiquette. When engaged in battle Newbie's usual tactical gambit is to feign helplessness, often going limp or crying when cornered. While Newbie doesn't seek conflict he will lash out comically when his feelings are hurt. Most Warriors will either ignore Newbie or treat him with mild disdain, but a few, such as Jerk and Evil Clown, take special pleasure in torturing him. Others, especially Propeller Head and Xenophobe, have a particular animus against Newbie and view his bumbling as an affront that must be punished.

Issues: Issues has an issue and she won't rest until it becomes your issue, too. Even when she's not talking about her issue it's clear she would rather be talking about her issue. Something of a secular evangelist, he religion, her raison d'etre, her abiding passion is....well, her issue. Not exclusive to any ideological orientation, her issue could be the environment, abortion rights, raw foods, breast feeding, whatever. Her obsession, however, provides the key to defeating her in battle; she can't tolerate indifference, so if her thrusts are simply ignored she will rage, accuse, condemn, plead and finally, go away.