I'm so bad with women

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Okay so I saw this girl from school at the mall, she said hi and tried to get into the revolving door with me, but I panicked and tried to close it and she got caught in it...


And then that night, another girl from my school that i like tried said goodbye to me at the mall, and I forgot to say goodbye. Then I saw her again and she was slowly walking out the door, like she wanted me to notice her, but I still didnt say hi, and I think i made her really mad.....


#neverforget.

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I just kissed my second girl ever after waiting 5 years for a girl who would never date me. So kind of the opposite story...
 

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Like so basically I'm kind of sadistic, and CHaracters like Light Yagami and Lelouch are my favorite so girls find me disturbing.
 

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I usually end up friend zoned.
 

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Hm. Parrish, and Okami? Fun stories coming up.

OT: Was in gym, jogging very slowly behind this girl. Why slowly you ask? Well, she was not going too fast, and I liked my view. Anyways, I tripped on something, fell down, and got a handful of that ass. :ira:
 

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Apparently, "I wanna break you the f*ck in half," is NOT an acceptable way to tell a girl she's attractive.
 

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This girl from work tried kissing me and I was totally facing the other way, it was hilarious how her head was positioned for kiss for like 5 seconds. She was tad upset but owell
 

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you ****ed up with the first girl but she will forgive you dont worry and the second one will come back for that D women like when you ignore them :snick:
 

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This girl from work tried kissing me and I was totally facing the other way, it was hilarious how her head was positioned for kiss for like 5 seconds. She was tad upset but owell

Lel. Not on you though.

Apparently, "I wanna break you the f*ck in half," is NOT an acceptable way to tell a girl she's attractive.

I am quoting this shit! LMFAO!
 

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You lack social skills and your awkward, puberty is a b*tch like that. Well It actually worked the opposite way for me, but you need to develop social skills, if you hope to be on good terms with women
 
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You like poor social skills and your awkward, puberty is a b*tch like that. Well It actually worked the opposite way for me, but you need to develop social skills, if you hope to have good terms with women
I have great social skills with women, its just the ones I like. I cant form sentences and i sweat and stare at them
 

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Why? If a girl who you don't like in a romantic way asked you out, would you still go out with her?

It is the principle. They know we like them and they wait until a horrible time to say, "Well, I just don't think of you like that." After the first week or month of flirting they would get it.

You lack social skills and your awkward, puberty is a b*tch like that. Well It actually worked the opposite way for me, but you need to develop social skills, if you hope to have good terms with women

How are you and FT doing again? :rolleyes:
 

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Me and my ex were making out and he shoved his tongue into my mouth!! I pushed him away and started to gag. X/////X
 

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Why? If a girl who you don't like in a romantic way asked you out, would you still go out with her?
But it happens all the time... not just once or twice. Then I notice that the girl ends up picking up a guy who's more of a jerk/d-bag.
 

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I have great social skills with women, its just the ones I like. I cant form sentences and i sweat and stare at them

Oh so confidence issues. Okay Doctor Femme has just what you need.

Every morning tell yourself " I am a strong and confidence man, and I don't need to be intimidated by no woman, but I will respect them."
 

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Why? If a girl who you don't like in a romantic way asked you out, would you still go out with her?

I actually dated two girls I didn't like and oh God it was awful.
 
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