I'm so bad with women

[Henchman24]

I took my first girlfriend to a dance. I farted loudly by mistake when I hugged her good night.

Years later I farted while having ***. Not sexy.

Another time I was waiting in a girls living room while she was getting ready. I farted. It smelled horrible. Really horrible. Her roommate blamed it on her.

I have burped in a girls mouth while making out.

Sometimes i neglect my toenails. In bed I cut a girl with them by mistake.

 

[The Sach]

Well when I was in school, there was a girl who had crush on me, but she was like silent type of girl, who loved to stay alone. Once when we were leaving the class, one of my friend stole her notebook and keep that in my bag, when she went outside, she noticed that her notebook is missing, she came inside and asked me for notebook, and one of my friend pushed her towards me, and I caught her before falling,her face at that time was like..:bouncy:
I won't forget that blushy face in my entire life.:x3:

 

[Fanta]

Well when I was in school, there was a girl who had crush on me, but she was like silent type of girl, who loved to stay alone. Once when we were leaving the class, one of my friend stole her notebook and keep that in my bag, when she went outside, she noticed that her notebook is missing, she came inside and asked me for notebook, and one of my friend pushed her towards me, and I caught her before falling,her face at that time was like..:bouncy:
I won't forget that blushy face in my entire life.:x3:

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so what happened next??