How to make your companion happy ^_^

[Devlin]

How to Make a Woman Happy






It's not difficult to make a woman happy......
A man only needs to be:





1. a friend
2. a companion
3. a lover
4. a brother
5. a father
6. a master
7. a chef
8. an electrician
9. a carpenter
10. a plumber
11. a mechanic
12. a decorator
13. a stylist
14. a sexologist
15. a gynaecologist
16. a psychologist
17. a pest exterminator
18. a psychiatrist
19. a healer
20. a good listener
21. an organizer
22. a good father
23. very clean
24. sympathetic
25. athletic
26. warm
27. attentive
28. gallant
29. intelligent
30. funny
31. creative
32. tender
33. strong
34. understanding
35. tolerant
36. prudent
37. ambitious
38. capable
39. courageous
40. determined
41. true
42. dependable
43. passionate
44. compassionate

WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:



45. give her compliments regularly
46. love shopping
47. be honest
48. be very rich
49. not stress her out
50. not look at other girls

AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:


51. give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself
52. give her lots of time, especially time for herself
53. give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes

IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:


54. Never to forget:
* birthdays
* anniversaries
* arrangements she makes




HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY

1. Show up naked
2. Bring beer

3. Screw him senseless

 

[Lara]

roflmao XD however the 51st thingy is not true U_U the others are more or less XD

 

[Lawliet]

That's not much really. :|

 

[Mello-Kun]

How to Make a Woman Happy






It's not difficult to make a woman happy......
A man only needs to be:





1. a friend
2. a companion
3. a lover
4. a brother
5. a father
6. a master
7. a chef
8. an electrician
9. a carpenter
10. a plumber
11. a mechanic
12. a decorator
13. a stylist
14. a sexologist
15. a gynaecologist
16. a psychologist
17. a pest exterminator
18. a psychiatrist
19. a healer
20. a good listener
21. an organizer
22. a good father
23. very clean
24. sympathetic
25. athletic
26. warm
27. attentive
28. gallant
29. intelligent
30. funny
31. creative
32. tender
33. strong
34. understanding
35. tolerant
36. prudent
37. ambitious
38. capable
39. courageous
40. determined
41. true
42. dependable
43. passionate
44. compassionate

WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:



45. give her compliments regularly
46. love shopping
47. be honest
48. be very rich
49. not stress her out
50. not look at other girls

AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:


51. give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself
52. give her lots of time, especially time for herself
53. give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes

IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:


54. Never to forget:
* birthdays
* anniversaries
* arrangements she makes




HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY

1. Show up naked
2. Bring beer

3. Screw him senseless

Id do all 54 for my baby

 

[Misa-Misa]

Id do all 54 for my baby

I'd do all 3 O_O

 

[Mello-Kun]

I'd do all 3 O_O

o_________________________________________________________________________________________o
awesome

 

[zenron]

So true. I found myself nodding in agreement .

 

[mohsin]

lolzzz that was goood

 

[Ace]

I'd do all 3 O_O

xD Women are hard to plz... men only want 3 things.

 

[Kazamori]

O_O oh...jesh... 54

Man , only 3 things ? Cmon... nonsense

And beer is not an option for everyone...

 

[Chavez]

O_O oh...jesh... 54

Man , only 3 things ? Cmon... nonsense

And beer is not an option for everyone...

It's a joke based on old stereotypes. I could find a lot more flaws in this if I wanted to, but hey, what's the use in doing that? It's a joke, let it be.

There is one thing that bugs me though, on the list for men, there's things about being naked and have *** a lot, but I don't see ''look beautiful, kinky or sexy'' anywhere, and that's pretty much one of the most important things in this case.

 

[Yoh]

How to Make a Woman Happy






It's not difficult to make a woman happy......
A man only needs to be:





1. a friend
2. a companion
3. a lover
4. a brother
5. a father
6. a master
7. a chef
8. an electrician
9. a carpenter
10. a plumber
11. a mechanic
12. a decorator
13. a stylist
14. a sexologist
15. a gynaecologist
16. a psychologist
17. a pest exterminator
18. a psychiatrist
19. a healer
20. a good listener
21. an organizer
22. a good father
23. very clean
24. sympathetic
25. athletic
26. warm
27. attentive
28. gallant
29. intelligent
30. funny
31. creative
32. tender
33. strong
34. understanding
35. tolerant
36. prudent
37. ambitious
38. capable
39. courageous
40. determined
41. true
42. dependable
43. passionate
44. compassionate

WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:



45. give her compliments regularly
46. love shopping
47. be honest
48. be very rich
49. not stress her out
50. not look at other girls

AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:


51. give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself
52. give her lots of time, especially time for herself
53. give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes

IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:


54. Never to forget:
* birthdays
* anniversaries
* arrangements she makes




HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY

1. Show up naked
2. Bring beer

3. Screw him senseless

oh is that all shane? thats f*cken long! XD. but the how to make a dude happy part for the chicks cracked me up lol

 

[Xylon]

Rofllmao i find it all very true
men r easy to take care of compared to women

 

[zenron]

I'd do all 3 O_O

Prove it.

 

[Xylon]

Prove it.

not for u,
Mello!

 

[Skye Kaguya]

Id do all 54 for my baby

OH SHUT UP!
stop trying to post just to spite people...
WE GET IT DUDE... your not GAY...

If Nb turns into this mushy mushy Bullshiz then im out of here...
Even Rei and Zanji kept it to their profiles... cmon man...

 

[Bianca]

OH SHUT UP!
stop trying to post just to spite people...
WE GET IT DUDE... your not GAY...

If Nb turns into this mushy mushy Bullshiz then im out of here...
Even Rei and Zanji kept it to their profiles... cmon man...

i sense rage coming from your words

also

lol kinda true...all the stuffs above but not really, women dont really need all that to be happy, only like a quarter from it ^_^

 

[zenron]

OH SHUT UP!
stop trying to post just to spite people...
WE GET IT DUDE... your not GAY...

If Nb turns into this mushy mushy Bullshiz then im out of here...
Even Rei and Zanji kept it to their profiles... cmon man...

I think somebody needs a hug.

 

[Kagutsuchi]

ROFL LMAO XD

beer isn;t in my options

 

[Chavez]

I think somebody needs a hug.

Even though he exaggerated his reaction, the post he's referring to does look like an awful desperate cry for attention.