Dumbest/Funniest Quotes!

[Mellanoma]

After looking at some of the quotes in people sigs im curious..

What are some of the funniest quotes you have read so far?

2.the only ninja who earned his power is hashi,even rikoudu didnt!

The only chance Tsunade stands against Hinata is her summon Jutsu.

Also isn't the Amaterasu linked with the Sharingan.. I mean, it's a genjutsu so it's not really a object hence it doesn't burn out

 

[KidGamer65]

Read the sig.

 

[Parrish]

After looking at some of the quotes in people sigs im curious..

What are some of the funniest quotes you have read so far?

Anything Macho says.

 

[Bieber]

I have these saved up.

Spoiler

Given Sakura's superhuman strength which far outclasses Guy, Sakura stands a very good chance defeating Kisame.

Sakura also stands a good chance to defeat Kisame and Konan with full intel of abilities

The gentle fist could still destroy Sasuno'O

Sakura also stands a good chance to defeat Kisame and Konan with full intel of abilities

Sakura can easily fight and defeat most Akatsuki members on her own now.

Konan was merely Nagato and Yahiko's pawn, she didn't rebel against Tobi until his "male master" Nagato died

the most popular is LOrd itachi the solo king he is just amazing...he solos even Juubi...Izanami = one shot

amaterasu=one shot never had been proof wrong..then again Totsuka Blade

why Are you doing this...now i hope you will die..thats My opinion...i will Fack every woman on earth to get you killed..h

Sakura
Untapped Potential
Unique Look stands out in the NV
Powerful Pre-maturity
Late bloomer
And she just bad ass

Sakura natural has the best chakra control.
She would've mastered the rasengan probably after a couple of tries.
Sakura chakra control is like her kekkei genkai , doujustu , or even elemental affinty.
Sakura has been store chakra in her forehead for three years all while proforming highly complex jutsu.
She extracted poison from Kankuro while store chakra in her seal
She used her chakra enhance strength, while storing it away
She healed endless amounts of time while storing it...
She a genjutsu type and cant easily break out high class genjustu
Sakura > Genjustu
need I say more and dont give me that naruto gave his demon cloak
and controlled it, Im not trying to here all that, it 2 people contorl the
chakra there sakura is one person who could preform superior chakra control
as a child, it goes to her...Tsunade was close but because of her Senju and Uzimaki
background she is working with more chakra than Sakura and it's easier to control and
store with more chakra (common sense).

Me too !! I find itachi is so beautiful too !! Let scream like wild fangirls !!


Itachi we love you WOOOOOOOOOHOO :ls:

Cute picture. But not Sakura character is the pefect type to crush Itachi in a fight. Sakura > Genjustu (dont pull up part I pictures either) & Sakura can heal without seals, if she get's attacks, one punch will kill itachi. And now the forehead seal make her a perfect adversary for Itachi, and we dont even know what she can do with it. The only threat he has to offer is susano

[Sakuras'] The aoe of her punch is almost as great as the Hirudora's. Just saying.

Kabuto was controlling nagato personally which gave nagato an advantage but he lost miserably.

 

[MinatoTheYellowFlash]

After looking at some of the quotes in people sigs im curious..

What are some of the funniest quotes you have read so far?

The last one is stupid, the others are just beyond the SO6P logic.

 

[Snape Uchiha]

The quote that says that Sakura is immune to genjutsu and could beat Itachi.

 

[MinatoTheYellowFlash]

I have these saved up.

Yep unless you can back it up it does hmph, hmph and it clearly burned the fk out of the raikage and the 4 tails burned naruto with his jutsu you got nothing :3

 

[Bieber]

The quote that says that Sakura is immune to genjutsu and could beat Itachi.

You mean this one?

Cute picture. But not Sakura character is the pefect type to crush Itachi in a fight. Sakura > Genjustu (dont pull up part I pictures either) & Sakura can heal without seals, if she get's attacks, one punch will kill itachi. And now the forehead seal make her a perfect adversary for Itachi, and we dont even know what she can do with it. The only threat he has to offer is susano

 

[Snape Uchiha]

You mean this one?

Yeah that one

 

[Mellanoma]

The quote that says that Sakura is immune to genjutsu and could beat Itachi.

I had one like that in my sig before.. someone said sakura is better than Itachi at genjutsu XD

@bulzi lmao those are hilarious

 

[southern sun]

The last one is stupid, the others are just beyond the SO6P logic.

many quotes from this user,telos,king hashirama, steven seagul and uchiha macho

 

[Bieber]

I had one like that in my sig before.. someone said sakura is better than Itachi at genjutsu XD

@bulzi lmao those are hilarious

I had a lot more but, I had to do a factory reset a couple days ago. Those ones were saved in my notes.

 

[Haru70]

Read the sig.

^^ KidGamer's sig. I was debating with the King when he said that same quote.

 

[Fanta]

My sig .

'nuff said .

 

[Aquarius]

Why any1 made this thread ? :xd:

 

[paratise]

My sig is precious...

 

[Ultimatum]

Read the sig.

You're right, that guy should just straight up kill himself. Hell I would even cheer him on.

 

[Kαmi]

The quote with KingHashirama saying Sakura can beat Naruto and Sasuke with prep time. After he told me that I realized that this was not a user worth my time.

 

[paratise]

i also have these:

Spoiler

Hinata could have possibly beat pain with full intel on abilities

Lee and Guy have the Gates.... Madara, Hashirama and Tobirama in fact worked harder then Lee and Guy.

I say Hinata takes this!

Tsunade has no counter to the gentle fist... I'm sure a majority will agree with me but there are people who think otherwise.

Your thoughts?

Saying Tsunade>>>Hinata is fangirling.

Sasuke solo Minato low difficulity.Itachi base sharingan solo Minato mid difficulty

1+1x2+1x2 =10 and that's what Hinata is.

Sorry sir but Sakura with her strength and training in medical ninjutsu.. is way more lethal then Lee in taijutsu.

Here is the problem.. she doesn't need "several" attacks.. 1 hit plus blitz is good enough for her.

64 Palms ÷ 8 Trigram x Gentle Step Twin Lion Fists ( 2 ) + 2 Boobs + 32 Palms - 2 Annoying Sakura Fans x 2 Byakugan + 4 For Dating 4 of Naruto Kage Bunshin = 100 Big Boobs Bad Ass Hinata.

Not just over who he fought, did you even read my post? the fact that he lost to weaker opponents while Hidan won against stronger opponents proves that Hidan > Sasori.

Gai, Tsunade, Hiruzen, he could also arguably beat Kisame

 

[MinatoTheYellowFlash]

Exactly, legit quote that can't be answered so it announced as stupid, hmph seems more legit.