Noobs Issue 6

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The Plot


It’s now official…Kiwii is alive, after all these years , and now he’s back to consume male asses…What will our mods do???




Versuvio’s Office

Versuvio:Un-f*cking-believable…You f*cked up big time…He was there under ur f*cking nose…And u f*cking lost him…Congratu-f*cking-lations…
BiBi:Ah, give me a break!
Versuvio:U know what ? Maybe I will…*de-mods*…this is ur break…feel free to do whatever the f*ck u want
BiBi:*slaps Versuvio*
Versuvio:What the F*ck ?
BiBi:U said I can do whatever I want… >:p
VersuvioU can do whatever you want outside this f*cking office…Now get the f*ck out!!!
Versuvio:My GOD!
*door opens*
MadMax: Did u summon me ?
Versuvio:You think you’re a god , huh ?U think ur a god! *de-mods* .. take this, god
MadMax:T_T not fair, grimm told me u wanted to see me
Versuvio: oh…*re-mods*…I want you to go find this fruit guy and kill him...
MadMax:Yes. SIR!
Versuvio sees a bug on the wall
Versuvio:O_O…Oh, my…This is…beautiful
*takes Canon camera from Drawer*
*takes pic of the bug*
*uploads pic in nb album(description : Items used: A bug, A wall , Optical Zoom and A Canon)*

Another Dark Street

Kiwii is eating a noob’s a$$

MadMax : Oi ! U there! What the hell u think you’re doing ?
Kiwii : Like what does the hell look I’m doing ? Eating this guy’s a$$ I am
MadMax : U think you’re smart huh ? Ur sitting on the damn flowers…*points towards sign*
Kiwii: oh, really ? Sorry I am…
MadMax:get the hell outta here
Kiwii goes on the rad that leads straight ahead
MadMax: Damn am I bad today or what :cool:
Grim comes in a rush
Grim: DUUUUDE!That was kiwi!!!The ass RIPPER
MadMax:Shit we gotta catch him…I go left and u go right

10 minutes later MadMax and Grim meet at the same spot

MadMax: Did u catch him
Grim:No :(
Nexus:Maybe because he went straight ahead, idiots!
Nexus is holding Kiwii’s body
MadMax& Grim: WO__OW Nexus-sama .. you are awesome
Nexus:Whatever -.- *leaves* I’m gonna carry him
MadMax& Grim: WO__OW he is soooo awesome
Nexus shows them the middle finger
MadMax& Grim: O____O he acts so cool

NB White House Common Room

Rei Plays in the sand box
Grimm poses in the mirror
Madmax is failing at Guitar Hero
Zanji is sleeping on the table

Versuvio comes in a rush

Versuvio:KIWII GOT NEXUS’ ASS!!!!!!!!
Rei:*gasp*
MadMax& Grim:NEXUS-SAMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Versuvio:Zanji…If you snore I’m gonna smack you
Zanji sleeps quietly
Rei:What are we gonna do…we need BiBi to defeat kiwi >_>
Versuvio:No way…We are dealing with him without BiBi … I want you all to go and find him at all cost … DISMISSED!


Nexus’ Appartment

Nexus: You think they bite it ?
Kiwii: Lol deffinetely…say, how long am I supposed to act like yoda , I hate it
Nexus:you’ll do as I say…after all I’m the one who collected u from the sewers and gave you power…
Kiwii:pardon my behavior , Nexus-sama *kneels* . I can see you taking control of NB…It’s gonna be so awesome
Nexus:I can see you kneeling in dog shit…Stand up and go get some rest * tosses noob ass* … We’ve got a long day tomorrow

What is Nexus up to ? Why use kiwii for his evil plans ? Find out in the next chapter

i know in the previous chapter i said thi chapter is gonna becalled ' memories from the sewer' but it ended up something else >_>
 
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O__________O
lmao xD
this is the most hilarious fanfic i've ever read :|


'Versuvio sees a bug on the wall
Versuvio:O_O…Oh, my…This is…beautiful
*takes Canon camera from Drawer*
*takes pic of the bug*'

xD
 

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lmao i loved the part where Max and Grim were admiring Nexus for eth :D
You are very brave ~Madara~ xD
but I don't know if the others will like it as well. I have no problem with it other than that i had such a small role in this one T.T
 
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The Plot


It?s now official?Kiwii is alive, after all these years , and now he?s back to consume male asses?What will our mods do???




Versuvio?s Office

Versuvio:Un-f*cking-believable?You f*cked up big time?He was there under ur f*cking nose?And u f*cking lost him?Congratu-f*cking-lations?
BiBi:Ah, give me a break!
Versuvio:U know what ? Maybe I will?*de-mods*?this is ur break?feel free to do whatever the f*ck u want
BiBi:*slaps Versuvio*
Versuvio:What the F*ck ?
BiBi:U said I can do whatever I want? >:p
VersuvioU can do whatever you want outside this f*cking office?Now get the f*ck out!!!
Versuvio:My GOD!
*door opens*
MadMax: Did u summon me ?
Versuvio:You think you?re a god , huh ?U think ur a god! *de-mods* .. take this, god
MadMax:T_T not fair, grimm told me u wanted to see me
Versuvio: oh?*re-mods*?I want you to go find this fruit guy and kill him...
MadMax:Yes. SIR!
Versuvio sees a bug on the wall
Versuvio:O_O?Oh, my?This is?beautiful
*takes Canon camera from Drawer*
*takes pic of the bug*
*uploads pic in nb album(description : Items used: A bug, A wall , Optical Zoom and A Canon)*

Another Dark Street

Kiwii is eating a noob?s a$$

MadMax : Oi ! U there! What the hell u think you?re doing ?
Kiwii : Like what does the hell look I?m doing ? Eating this guy?s a$$ I am
MadMax : U think you?re smart huh ? Ur sitting on the damn flowers?*points towards sign*
Kiwii: oh, really ? Sorry I am?
MadMax:get the hell outta here
Kiwii goes on the rad that leads straight ahead
MadMax: Damn am I bad today or what :cool:
Grim comes in a rush
Grim: DUUUUDE!That was kiwi!!!The ass RIPPER
MadMax:Shit we gotta catch him?I go left and u go right

10 minutes later MadMax and Grim meet at the same spot

MadMax: Did u catch him
Grim:No :(
Nexus:Maybe because he went straight ahead, idiots!
Nexus is holding Kiwii?s body
MadMax& Grim: WO__OW Nexus-sama .. you are awesome
Nexus:Whatever -.- *leaves* I?m gonna carry him
MadMax& Grim: WO__OW he is soooo awesome
Nexus shows them the middle finger
MadMax& Grim: O____O he acts so cool

NB White House Common Room

Rei Plays in the sand box
Grimm poses in the mirror
Madmax is failing at Guitar Hero
Zanji is sleeping on the table

Versuvio comes in a rush

Versuvio:KIWII GOT NEXUS? ASS!!!!!!!!
Rei:*gasp*
MadMax& Grim:NEXUS-SAMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Versuvio:Zanji?If you snore I?m gonna smack you
Zanji sleeps quietly
Rei:What are we gonna do?we need BiBi to defeat kiwi >_>
Versuvio:No way?We are dealing with him without BiBi ? I want you all to go and find him at all cost ? DISMISSED!


Nexus? Appartment

Nexus: You think they bite it ?
Kiwii: Lol deffinetely?say, how long am I supposed to act like yoda , I hate it
Nexus:you?ll do as I say?after all I?m the one who collected u from the sewers and gave you power?
Kiwii:pardon my behavior , Nexus-sama *kneels* . I can see you taking control of NB?It?s gonna be so awesome
Nexus:I can see you kneeling in dog shit?Stand up and go get some rest * tosses noob ass* ? We?ve got a long day tomorrow

What is Nexus up to ? Why use kiwii for his evil plans ? Find out in the next chapter

i know in the previous chapter i said thi chapter is gonna becalled ' memories from the sewer' but it ended up something else >_>

lmao this is so funny iwas just so depressed now i am happy
 

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lmao i loved the part where Max and Grim were admiring Nexus for eth :D
You are very brave ~Madara~ xD
but I don't know if the others will like it as well. I have no problem with it other than that i had such a small role in this one T.T
don't worry im gonna make a scrypt for each mod xD except for zanji -.- cuz he only does 1 thing

lmao this is so funny iwas just so depressed now i am happy
i'm happy this chered u up v.v
 

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what are u trying to get with this piece of toilet paper u call a fanfic? reps?

i'll tell u what u'll get,
Kiwii, get me an infraction hammer!!
 

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what are u trying to get with this piece of toilet paper u call a fanfic? reps?

i'll tell u what u'll get,
Kiwii, get me an infraction hammer!!
i have enough reps v.v
and it's not toilet paper :eek:
well u can print it and do whatever u want with it >_>
 
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Your fanfic is hilarious, keep it up ^^

''Nexus shows them the middle finger
MadMax& Grim: O____O he acts so cool ''

''Madmax is failing at Guitar Hero ''

Rofl
 
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