Author’s Note: Yay! Chapter 2 is done, after a period of serious thinking and overrated imagination, it’s finally done! Read it and please try to laugh at all the lame jokes compiled in this chapter. For those who haven’t read the previous chapter, please click the link below.
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NB Wars EVOLUTION Chapter Two
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”Weapon”
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At Izuna Uchiha’s house... Eight hours, fifty six minutes and twenty seconds after the meeting's opening.
BiBi: *reading the last line of her requests* And therefore, I demand that we should replace normal bars of soap with liquid antiseptic ones to further prevent the spread of more germs in the workplace. *closes scroll* And thus, ends my 25,952 requests for the week. Any questions?
RokuNR and Ragnaroc: *snores harmonically*
Hellsbadass and MadMax: *wrote every word she said* No, ma’am!
Izuna Uchiha: O_______O *stares blankly into thin air*
Goro Kaguya: *sleep talks* No… Stop it… that’s my sensitive spot… >_<
Zanji Uchiha: *scratches hair* Well… Thank you, BiBi for those… uh… inspiring words of wisdom. Uh… The Council will try to work on some of those… *notices everyone* AHEM!
Ragnaroc:*wakes up* SPARTA! *slaps Roku’s face*
RokuNR: *gets slapped* Ten more minutes, Mom… *rolls over and falls down*
Goro Kaguya: *bolts up* KEANU REEVES!
Izuna Uchiha: O_______O *vein pops*
Zanji Uchiha: Oh, for the love of God! Wake up already! *slams the table*
Love of God: Did someone call for me? >_<
Zanji Uchiha: *glares at Love of God, eyes filled with rage*
Ten minutes later. After everyone was wide awake and at full attention and of course, after beating the crap out of Love of God, Zanji stood to address the Council.
Zanji Uchiha: Now that all of the requests of the council members are finally over, we shall now move on to the main discussion.
RokuNR: *jawdrops* Wait a minute… After 25,950 of BiBi’s requests, not even the slightest one of them was the main discussion?!
MadMax: That’s BiBi-sama to you, Roku.
Hellsbadass: And, it wasn’t 25,950 requests, it was actually 25,952 requests.
BiBi: Awww… aren’t you boys flattering? :3
Hellsbadass And MadMax: BiBi-sama! *kneels*
RokuNR: *groans* You know what, whatever. *silently mumbles about something along the lines of NB and stupidity*
Ragnaroc: *smacks own forehead* The discussion, Zanji?
Zanji Uchiha: Oh right >_<. Anyways we just received word from… Versuvio.
Suddenly, everyone stopped whatever that is they were doing and gave Zanji their full and undivided attention. If the big boss, Versuvio, said something, they knew it would be a grave mistake not to listen.
Goro Kaguya: The Big Boss is back?
Zanji Uchiha: No… if that were to happen, NB would no longer be the same with his presence lingering around. He merely said something to me that I thought everyone should know…
Izuna Uchiha: Well, what is it? What did Master Versuvio say?
Zanji Uchiha: I remember what Lord Versuvio told me, just as if it was yesterday… That there will be… a chosen one…
-FLASHBACK-
Yesterday… Zanji stood across the field and there was Versuvio.
Versuvio: There will be a chosen one.
-FLASHBACK ENDS-
Goro Kaguya: Whoa, whoa, whoa, wait! That’s all he said?
Izuna Uchiha: O___________________O
RokuNR: *jawdrops*
Ragnaroc: …
BiBi: Hah! That Versuvio… Never beats around the bush.
Hellsbadass: -_- Seriously? That’s all he said?
Zanji Uchiha: *with a serious expression on his face* I’m not done yet. There was more to what he said…
As soon as he got everyone’s attention again, Zanji spoke once more.
Zanji Uchiha: And then, he told me of its significance.
-FLASHBACK-
Versuvio: It is significant.
-FLASHBACK ENDS-
Izuna Uchiha: Okay, that’s it! I’ve had it! O_O
Zanji Uchiha: And you wouldn’t believe what happened next…
-FLASHB—
RokuNR, Izuna Uchiha, Goro Kaguya, and Ragnaroc: WE DON’T WANT TO KNOW!
Zanji Uchiha: Oh. >.< In any case, this is everybody’s new mission. Since Versuvio didn’t actually describe who this “chosen one” will be, that means we'll have to recruit every single bastard we suspect of having even the slightest killing potential into our own private army, understood?
RokuNR: Finally.
Ragnaroc: I won’t let you down, sir.
Izuna Uchiha: *crack knuckles* Time to get serious.
Goro Kaguya: I thought you never get down to this *smiles evilly*
BiBi: *stands up* Well, I guess it couldn’t be helped.
MadMax: *holds BiBi’s hand* Wherever Mistress BiBi shall be, there I shall be also.
Hellsbadass: Hah! Count me in as well; I haven’t had a decent fight in decades!
Zanji Uchiha: *stands up* GOOD! Meeting is adjourned! Free chicken for everyone! xD
Suddenly, a single sound broke through the night and sky, breaking everyone’s resolve.
Ring tone: “AI-YI-YAI-YI-YAI! YOU LITTLE BUTTERFLY—“
RokuNR: *hits the silent button* Ooh, 'Text Message'. >_<
Everyone: O_________________________O
RokuNR: *reads the message and his face turned stern* It looks like it has begun. Sorry, guys. I have some business to attend to. *walks away* Yo, Rag! Save me a piece.
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And at that moment, the escaping trio had managed to find the exit of the facility.
Lawliet: *eyes turn white* Yes… it's just through that door.
Natsu Dragonil: Well, what are we waiting for?! Let’s get out of here! *runs towards the door*
Lawliet: *eyes revert back to normal* *gasps* Natsu! Wait!
Suddenly, the empty hall came to life, and about twenty-five guards appeared out of nowhere, all carrying sub-machine guns. And, at the opening of the exit, stood RokuNR, the warden of the facility, gripping the hilt of his golden katana.
RokuNR: *smiles demonically* Well, well, well. What have we here. Looks like you're left with only three options here. Let's see... There's 'Choice Number 1': You don’t surrender, my men will shoot you, and you die abruptly. Then there's 'Choice Number 2': You three rush to the exit, I’ll kill you all with one slash of my katana, and you all die even more abruptly. And lastly, my favourite of all: 'Choice Number 3': You surrender, I torture you slowly and painfully for being naughty, and before you know it, I end up killing you myself, and then you die in the most abrupt way possible. So… what will it be?
Natsu Dragonil: Huh. That doesn’t give me or us a lot of options, now does it?
Lawliet: That didn’t give us an option AT ALL!
KeotsuEclipse: 'Choice Number 4': *points tranquilizer gun obtained from the previous chapter at RokuNR* Screw you. *shoots dart*
As the dart rapidly flew towards RokuNR’s head, Roku grabbed the hilt of his sword, and quickly raised it, faster than any eye could see, blocking the dart, almost unreasonably.
RokuNR: Tsk. Tsk. You should have gone with 'Number 1', my friends. *points katana at the trio* Eliminate them.
Lawliet: *eyes turn white* Everyone! Duck! *ducks down*
Keotsu and Natsu: OKAY! *ducks down with her*
As soon as they ducked, bullets littered the floor, missing them by inches.
Natsu Dragonil: WHOA!
Lawliet: JUMP!
KeotsuEclipse: CRAP!
Now the three jumped avoiding the assault up front.
Lawliet: Right leg up! Left leg down! Right arm down! Left arm up! *bullets whirled and missed her just by centimeters*
KeotsuEclipse: WHAT IS THIS? TWISTER?! *follows Lawliet’s actions*
Natsu Dragonil: I never signed up for this!
Lawliet: *eyes revert to normal* NO! Don’t deactivate! AH! *closes her eyes as the rain of bullets come after them*
Natsu Dragonil: *runs in front of Lawliet and KeotsuEclipse* Goddamnit! PUSH! *raises hands*
Suddenly, the bullets came to a halt at a fifty-centimeter radius around Natsu’s position.
RokuNR: O_O Hmm, interesting...
Natsu Dragonil: ARGH! *pushes with all his mind power* Keotsu! Lawliet! To that room over there! Quick! I’ll buy us sometime!
RokuNr: *orders his men* KEEP SHOOTING!
As the guards shot more rounds of bullets, the psychic barrier became weaker, causing a strain on Natsu’s mind. A number of bullets passed through the barrier, getting close to contact with Lawliet and Keotsu...
Natsu Dragonil: NOW!
KeotsuEclipse: Lawliet, come on! *grabs Lawliet’s arm and ran towards the adjacent room*
Natsu Dragonil: AAAARGH! TAKE THIS! *increases the force’s strength*
The rush of adrenaline brought more strength to Natsu for a short while and sent the bullets he was pushing back, straight at the guards.
Using this chance, Natsu ran towards the room before the guards could retaliate. Natsu slammed the door shut the moment another torrent of bullets was fired.
Inside the room…
Natsu Dragonil: *shakes head vigorously* AAARGH! It freaking hurts…
Lawliet: Natsu! Are you okay?!
KeotsuEclipse: Don’t worry about him, Lawliet. This just means he overdid his power. The brain is just making a routine check-up to make sure nothing was damaged.
Lawliet: Well he looks like he’s in a lot of pain. *suddenly realizes the stacks of armories and weapons all scattered among the floor* Wait, are we in the—
KeotsuEclipse: Yes, the armory. *shuffles through the swords until he saw something glinting at him* You better find something that suits yourself because they’re all going to be in here soon.
Lawliet: Good idea… *looks around and found what she was looking for* Oh, here we go. *picks up a bow and a bundle of arrows*
KeotsuEclipse: *eyes glow with a purple tinge as he lifts up what appears to be a knight’s sword* You any good with a bow?
Lawliet: *smiles* If you know where the target’s position would be BEFORE he moves, trust me, you’d be good with a bow as well. *sees Natsu getting up* Are you okay?
Natsu Dragonil: *nods* I’m fine now. *grabs a wooden stick* This would be good enough for me. *looks around* Erm… Lawliet?
Lawliet: Yes?
Natsu Dragonil: Mind using your power to tell us what to do next?
Lawliet: Let me see… *closes eyes* Activate! *eyes turn white*
Ten minutes later…
Behind the door, two guards not known for their wit was attempting to unlock the door.
Guard One: Duh… Should we hit it with a hammer? O.O
Guard Two: Or maybe we should say the magic word? xD
RokuNR: *vein throbs* Move aside before I decided to take away your 'Father’s Day'. *mumbles silently about how he's not getting paid enough for this*
RokuNR took his katana and with great skill, sliced open the door. As the door fell apart, he realized he had fallen into a trap.
Natsu Dragonil: PULL! *raises hand*
With Natsu’s psychic ability, "Pull”, RokuNR was forcefully sucked towards Natsu’s direction and received a face-splitting smack from Natsu’s wooden stick. Natsu took this momentum to quickly get through the guards and out of the exit.
RokuNr: *turns to run after Natsu* Oh, you son of a-–- OUCH! *a sting in the back forced him to stop*
Lawliet, her eyes white, shot another arrow towards Roku but this time, he avoided it. However, this is what Lawliet had wanted for the moment Roku’s attention was caught by the arrow, Lawliet skipped past him and into the hallway. The guards tried to stop her, but since she was in clairvoyance mode, she managed to evade every trajectory shot at her and got through the exit.
RokuNR: *breaks off the arrow on his back* Urrrgh. Wait till I rape the both of you. Your moms won't even recognize you two by the time I'm done with—
A spear was thrown an inch away from Roku’s, G-force slicing a small wound on his face. RokuNR turned around to see whom he was dealing with.
KeotsuEclipse: Didn’t anyone tell you not to turn your back against the enemy? *raises his two-handed Knight's Sword*
RokuNR: *facial expression turns serious* Hmph. Two maggots slithered past by me. You know what that means?
KeotsuEclipse: Enlighten me.
RokuNr: *unsheathes his katana* That means there’s going to be hell to pay for the remaining maggot. Now before you die, tell me your name and power, maggot.
KeotsuEclipse: *smirks* KeotsuEclipse. I'm a weapon-path. *brings his sword lower and charges towards RokuNR*
RokuNR: *raises sword horizontally, parallel to his chest* A weapon-path, eh? Pleased to meet you. *glares* I’m RokuNR, *katana bursts into flames*
Element Blender.
-End of Chapter Two-
This chapter was made possible by the following franchise:
Pepsi, Dare for More? - Which made me stay awake enough just to finish this chapter before deadline. >_<
Microsoft Word – A FanFic writer’s best friend. =3
My Dog, Oli - For keeping me company through the long, cold nights.
X-Men Origins: Wolverine - Where I adapted my fighting scenes from.
Kung Pow: Enter The Fist – For making me laugh till my eyes burst.
Manny Pacqiao – For beating the crap out of Hatton, that’s still in my head xD.
Special thanks once again to Sai.. – For edits and BB codes. >_<
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