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saaaaaadpanda said:
Well, if he "pops crap", I'm going to pop a cap... in his ass.
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They treat me like they would any other bear... they run screaming and call animal control.
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.... whu... WHY WOULDINT YOU YELL "THIS IS SPARTA AND KICK HIM DOWN A PIT?
 
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Recently, a friend played the song “Baby got Back” (or better known as I like big butts and I cannot lie) by Sir-mix-a-lot. As he sang about the robust and voluptuous nature of a female’s lower anatomy, it caused me to pause and ask, “Are men predisposed to naturally like big buttocks and hips?” Does there exist, a psychological evolutionary mechanism that causes heterosexual men to be naturally drawn to such attributes or does it vary from culture to culture, or even from individual to individual. I feel you can provide the most insightful and respectful opinion on this matter, because a) you are well versed on the female anatomy b) you do not lie, and c) you state your claims confidently, no matter if other people shall deny.

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Bright Shadow said:
.... whu... WHY WOULDINT YOU YELL "THIS IS SPARTA AND KICK HIM DOWN A PIT?
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Ah, I didn't catch the reference at first. In defense of my answer, he would expect me to kick him down a well. He would never see the gun coming.

-Carnage- said:
is there a way to drown a fish?
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Yes, there is. Fish breath by extracting oxygen from the water with their gills. If you deplete the oxygen in the water, the fish will drown.

Husky said:
Recently, a friend played the song “Baby got Back” (or better known as I like big butts and I cannot lie) by Sir-mix-a-lot. As he sang about the robust and voluptuous nature of a female’s lower anatomy, it caused me to pause and ask, “Are men predisposed to naturally like big buttocks and hips?” Does there exist, a psychological evolutionary mechanism that causes heterosexual men to be naturally drawn to such attributes or does it vary from culture to culture, or even from individual to individual. I feel you can provide the most insightful and respectful opinion on this matter, because a) you are well versed on the female anatomy b) you do not lie, and c) you state your claims confidently, no matter if other people shall deny.

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That's a great question. There has been research into this subject. What I can find is that men are indeed attracted to a certain waist to hip ratio (.7), indicating that men favor big hips/buttocks. Getting to your question about the physiological/evolutionary cause, it is hypothesized that there is one. In fact, there is evidence that early in our history, during periods of famine, women who were able to retain fat around there bottom were selected for because of their increased ability to birth children. It should be noted, however, that it is difficult, if not impossible, to prove an evolutionary relationship to human behavior. Reference:
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When did you lose your you know what? If,you have.. XD
 
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The universe is back in balance.

Question: Are panda's allied with turtles in some way? Also, in the event that panda's and turtles have been conspiring to take over the world this whole time, what would be the best defense against them? Would they consider you to be a panda and leave you alone?
 
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Kages said:
When did you lose your you know what? If,you have.. XD
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Just shortly after I was 17.

Armstrong said:
do you like rap/hip hop music? if so list some of your faves
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I like some older rap. I'm not much into the modern style. I especially like NWA and its members (Ice Cube, Dr. Dre, Eazy-E, etc.). I also have an appreciation for Snoop Dogg, but he's lost respect for me after becoming "
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Wang said:
His car keys?
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Yes, Wang. I lost my car keys several years ago and I haven't found them since.

Kage Phoenix said:
You play Monster Hunter?
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No, sir, I do not.

Shinobi Train said:
The universe is back in balance.

Question: Are panda's allied with turtles in some way? Also, in the event that panda's and turtles have been conspiring to take over the world this whole time, what would be the best defense against them? Would they consider you to be a panda and leave you alone?
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Indeed it is.

The giant panda and the green sea turtle have an alliance as fellow endangered species. Currently, they do not have a plan to take over the world. However, they are planning to engage in guerrilla warfare to take back their habitats. They're consulting with the gorillas on that one.

I have been made one with the panda. We have an understanding.
 
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saaaaaadpanda said:
Indeed it is.

The giant panda and the green sea turtle have an alliance as fellow endangered species. Currently, they do not have a plan to take over the world. However, they are planning to engage in guerrilla warfare to take back their habitats. They're consulting with the gorillas on that one.

I have been made one with the panda. We have an understanding.
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So they are plotting together, maybe not as devious as I may have suspected...or perhaps you're covering for them, of course you would not betray your own. I have the truth at last, it would seem that pandas, gorillas and turtles are all in on this together...and I bet you're the leader, aren't you... You are saaaaaaadpanda after all, that must be your code name.

It seems my work is done, Watson. Let the authorities handle it from here. And Live from NB, it's Just for Kicks!

I really can't help myself...
 
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