is eating poop our future of fast food.

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i feel like i ate shit just reading this thread
 

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Haha that's funny but it's rare I eat fast food, and if it becomes the future of fast food, fast food places will go out of business for everybody besides the "scat men".
 

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wow threads litterally about sh1txd
 
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This is just terrible lol
 

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Theres a lot more that being unearthed or founded by the scientist, is that their level of intelligence nowadays....?
 

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well now i know why i hate mcdonald burgers!!!

Jk, i would not eat crap, unless someone elses life depended on it(i wouldnt even do it for my own life). It is disgusting.

A better invention, would be a chemical, or microbe, that breaks down poo, into soil/fertilizer quickly, so it can be used to boost food supply. But eating it is dumb.
 

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This is just one of many sources:

The premise is not entirely flawed. The human digestive system is not 100% efficient, and a number of bacteria thrive off of the things that our bodies do not readily break down or absorb. These bacteria can then be used, later, as a nutritional source (because they are able to break down the things our bodies can't, yet they can be broken down into things we can absorb).

That said - I'm not sure exactly how it would compare to 'real' meat in terms of nutritional content. I could see it requiring a considerable amount of processing to restore nutrients that have already been leached from it on its first pass through the body (though that may be easily addressed by using it to enrich a cereal).

There are, however, problems with using this on a large scale. The first is a health concern. Feces are often treated as a form of hazmat, particularly human feces, because many bacteria and parasites can be contained within our feces that are quite at home in our bodies (meaning that they have evolved, quite literally, to infect our bodies... though that's usually alright in the intesine). This is why handling it has been something of a taboo throughout human history (well, spare for some portions of europe where they just dumped the shit out of a window... until someone figured out that was not such a great idea; France has yet to take note, though).

The use of human feces in fertilizers is even discouraged unless it has gone through a septic tank. The risk of spreading parasites and disease is generally considered in excess of the potential gains.

Eating a product that is only two process vectors from raw human waste is a bit concerning, particularly when considering mass-scale production. It would be one thing if we were talking about using this for space travel or something of the sort... it's a different thing when we're considering it for use with the general public where all manner of things can find their way into human excriment.
 

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I saw a article about scientist creating meat out of human poop. Disgusting.

Probably Monsanto at large.

I've seen it to, If I'm correct it's was made in Japan and they even experimented it on volunteers. It's an old news maybe it explains why maccies smells like shit if you leave it for later :3 and expiration date is set up to 1 h from the moment you bought it.

weird though, how can shit can get shiters :D
 

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I quit eating fast food and I've never been happier lol!
 

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im a picky eater as it is ...i'll rather die

Well, in my experience traveling around the world, I've adopted a philosophy of 'don't ask - don't tell.' I won't ask what the food I'm eating is (if the locals eat it and survive - the worst it will do is give me some gassy runs), and they shouldn't tell me.

But if they turn around and start trying to tell me what I'm eating - it had better be something I already identify as food (or potential food) - or it will bring an abrupt halt to my appetite.
 

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So you eat shit, shit it out, eat it again, and so on? like and endless cycle? anyway, it'd be a thousand years before I ever decided to.. well. become a ''come mierda''
 

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it's out with the old;in with the new
not in with the old;out with the older
 

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The premise is not entirely flawed. The human digestive system is not 100% efficient, and a number of bacteria thrive off of the things that our bodies do not readily break down or absorb. These bacteria can then be used, later, as a nutritional source (because they are able to break down the things our bodies can't, yet they can be broken down into things we can absorb).

That said - I'm not sure exactly how it would compare to 'real' meat in terms of nutritional content. I could see it requiring a considerable amount of processing to restore nutrients that have already been leached from it on its first pass through the body (though that may be easily addressed by using it to enrich a cereal).

There are, however, problems with using this on a large scale. The first is a health concern. Feces are often treated as a form of hazmat, particularly human feces, because many bacteria and parasites can be contained within our feces that are quite at home in our bodies (meaning that they have evolved, quite literally, to infect our bodies... though that's usually alright in the intesine). This is why handling it has been something of a taboo throughout human history (well, spare for some portions of europe where they just dumped the shit out of a window... until someone figured out that was not such a great idea; France has yet to take note, though).

The use of human feces in fertilizers is even discouraged unless it has gone through a septic tank. The risk of spreading parasites and disease is generally considered in excess of the potential gains.

Eating a product that is only two process vectors from raw human waste is a bit concerning, particularly when considering mass-scale production. It would be one thing if we were talking about using this for space travel or something of the sort... it's a different thing when we're considering it for use with the general public where all manner of things can find their way into human excriment.

Yeah. Scientists nowadays don't work with tissues to produce 'nutrient' foods. (Points to Monsanto specifically) This meat made out of human poop already passed the smell and taste tests... It's all about convincing the masses to consume it.. Nutrients aren't important.

 
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Yeah man, I'd lap that shit up.
 
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